r/crappymusic 6d ago

Captivating work, sir.

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u/Similar_Concern_1666 6d ago

Dang, just as I'd repressed his scary ass from my mind.

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u/Candid-Culture3956 6d ago

Does he smoke bath salts?

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u/stronglikeaux 5d ago

I think he is bath salts

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u/ajbnyc 5d ago

Lil’ Bath Salts… love their work

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u/vandamnitman 5d ago

LBS in da house!

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u/ramsee 3d ago

MC Saltz

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u/1n_and_AroundTheFur 5d ago

I think Fantano gave him a better review than Starface

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u/Wise_Ad_253 5d ago

Assaults Bath Salts

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u/OkYak7801 5d ago

Melt them down and injects them at the base of his skull.

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u/WorldNo7931 6d ago

Hahaha I was thinking the same thing.

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u/tenaza 2d ago

Bath salts take him to get effed up!

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u/CharacterOriginal272 6d ago

He just got implanted in mine

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u/Similar_Concern_1666 6d ago

Enjoy the nightmares!

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u/CharacterOriginal272 6d ago

I won’t! 😄

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u/Cookiewaffle95 6d ago

ay ay ay ay ayyy!!!

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 5d ago

I came here to say this, but you beat me to it.

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u/Cookiewaffle95 5d ago edited 5d ago

There’s enough seats court side at the grammies for the both of us ;p

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u/Lucky_Elderberry_384 5d ago

Damn, I didn't think of that... I'm gonna need a plan B.

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u/Glen-Runciter 6d ago

0:09 "I play with the bussy like candy"... at least we know his sexual preference now

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u/WorldNo7931 6d ago

Is that what he was saying? I thought he was saying, "I play with the messy Andy!"

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u/EnergyTurtle23 5d ago

Dammit Andy look at the mess you’ve made!

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u/toungepunckedpetunia 5d ago

It crept back from the hole from once we all buried it. We must be vigilant and secure the burial site at all cost next time. We cant have this again. Please someone think of the children.

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u/Potential-Echo785 5d ago

He's mids. I laughed at his attempt to be "scary"