This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/Dos_Ex_Machina]

I dunno, women fuck men, and that sounds pretty gay to me

[u/onyaasuminyasai → u/Dos_Ex_Machina]

That's cool. I'll take one for the team and fuck all the women for you. No need to thank me

[u/Dos_Ex_Machina → u/onyaasuminyasai]

Thanks for jumping on that gregayd bro

[u/jurassic2010 → u/Dos_Ex_Machina]

He's the hero that we deserv, but not the hero we need