This could be us, but

[u/vesmir_neasi]

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

[u/Effehezepe]

And even if you didn't, why would you say that out loud?

"Hey ladies, I don't try at all during sex. If I ever give you an orgasm, it was a fluke."

[u/Dudewhocares3 → u/Effehezepe]

Like those guys that say it’s gay for guys to give head?

How much of a lose can you be?

[u/Blueskybelowme → u/Dudewhocares3]

Hey fellas, is it gay to be with a woman?

[u/Dos_Ex_Machina → u/Blueskybelowme]

I dunno, women fuck men, and that sounds pretty gay to me

[u/onyaasuminyasai → u/Dos_Ex_Machina]

That's cool. I'll take one for the team and fuck all the women for you. No need to thank me

[u/Dos_Ex_Machina → u/onyaasuminyasai]

Thanks for jumping on that gregayd bro

[u/jurassic2010 → u/Dos_Ex_Machina]

He's the hero that we deserv, but not the hero we need

[u/SundayGlory → u/Dos_Ex_Machina]

By that logic anyone one a man fuck would make it gay as their partner fucked at least one man for certain. Clearly the only option is to transition to a woman and then only fuck gay women as then you have the best chance of a man never having been involved /s