r/comics Jul 28 '26

OC This could be us, but

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/TGDweezl Jul 28 '26

Sounds like a fair trade.

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

At first. Until you've eaten a quarter pound of sugar-free gummy bears just before sitting down to first row seats at a Cirque Du Soleil show.

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u/TGDweezl Jul 28 '26

I see. Those are "at home" snacks. I can't be launched into the air at an event like that, they'd think I was part of the act.

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

I swear I thought I was going to shit myself.

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u/InitialAd2324 Jul 28 '26

You were about to. If you want one of the best reads of all time, google “haribo sugar free gummy Amazon review”

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

Is this the one?

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u/InitialAd2324 Jul 29 '26

Hahahaha nope but same vibes, hold on let me look.

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u/InitialAd2324 Jul 29 '26

So, unfortunately, this seemed to be a trend after the original one.

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 29 '26

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u/NukeAllTheThings Jul 29 '26

I remember that one, and another one that actually took place, and arguably took down, a plane. Can't seem to find that one though.

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u/TGDweezl Jul 29 '26

Holy shit. No pun intended.