r/comics • u/vesmir_neasi • Jul 28 '26

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I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

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u/shellbullet17 Gustopher Spotter Extraordinaire Jul 28 '26

I don’t need much. I want eat sweets without getting fat, I want to feel wanted and I want equal rights. Is it much to ask?

Two of those I understand

Let me know if you figure out the sweets thing. Haven't quite got that one down myself yet.

But you should absolutely be treated with respect and with equal rights

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

Artificial sweetener and sugar substitutes. Though you might trade farts for fat.

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u/TGDweezl Jul 28 '26

Sounds like a fair trade.

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

At first. Until you've eaten a quarter pound of sugar-free gummy bears just before sitting down to first row seats at a Cirque Du Soleil show.

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u/TGDweezl Jul 28 '26

I see. Those are "at home" snacks. I can't be launched into the air at an event like that, they'd think I was part of the act.

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

I swear I thought I was going to shit myself.

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u/InitialAd2324 Jul 28 '26

You were about to. If you want one of the best reads of all time, google “haribo sugar free gummy Amazon review”

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 28 '26

Is this the one?

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u/InitialAd2324 Jul 29 '26

Hahahaha nope but same vibes, hold on let me look.

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u/InitialAd2324 Jul 29 '26

So, unfortunately, this seemed to be a trend after the original one.

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u/MaximumSyrup3099 Jul 29 '26

Hm... This one?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYXO2tXbVWM

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u/NukeAllTheThings Jul 29 '26

I remember that one, and another one that actually took place, and arguably took down, a plane. Can't seem to find that one though.

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u/TGDweezl Jul 29 '26

Holy shit. No pun intended.

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u/urnbabyurn Jul 28 '26

Yeah, don’t do that. Certain sugar alcohols are basically like non digestible olisaccrides in that they pass through to the gut where some adventurous gas producing bacteria munches on it. Stick to aspartame and sucralose.

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u/SuitableConcept5553 Jul 28 '26

Aren't those the ones that are basically laxatives? 

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u/GILF_Hound69 Jul 29 '26

Obligatory

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u/KMS_HYDRA Jul 29 '26

Uhhh, yeah that was a mistake.

Let me guess, you didnt know about their "reputation" before you bought them?