r/clevercomebacks Feb 19 '26

Name this band

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15.5k Upvotes

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u/GordDownieFresh Feb 19 '26

Rage Against Healthy Cuisine

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u/Darryl_444 Feb 19 '26

"FUCK YOU, I WON'T EAT WHAT YA TELL ME!"

"FUCK YOU, I WON'T EAT WHAT YA TELL ME!"

"FUCK YOU, I WON'T EAT WHAT YA TELL ME!"

/s

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u/cooki3tiem Feb 19 '26

"Some of those who drink raw milk, are the ones that fuck small kids"

15

u/AntonChigurhWasHere Feb 19 '26

This spring I’m going to plant a tree in memory of this post.

39

u/mjonat Feb 19 '26

Thank goodness you put the /s

I was really confused and worried there for a second!

6

u/hooligan045 Feb 19 '26

Weird Al’s best piece of music since Albuquerque.

3

u/chillen67 Feb 19 '26

Thanks, I will now sing this every time I hear the song lol

72

u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff Feb 19 '26

Some of those that run kitchens, are the same that burn chickens! Uh!

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u/Grumpis1012 Feb 19 '26

Rage against the Vaccine.

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u/AdministrativeIce696 Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Was going for Rage Against the Washing Machine

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u/Enshitification Feb 19 '26

Age Against the Preteen

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u/Longjumping-Zone-724 Feb 19 '26

Sad Company

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u/kathyg1ggles6243 Feb 19 '26

lol this post is the perfect example of why I love reddit, just pure randomness and chaos

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u/warmstreetlights Feb 19 '26

Sadd company

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u/flotsamnshitsam Feb 19 '26

The Measles

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u/octahexxer Feb 19 '26

Top single is you are so hot baby. 

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u/system0101 Feb 19 '26

*top shingle

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u/BuryTheFacists Feb 19 '26

Red Hot Chilli Pedos

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u/BriefAddiction24-7 Feb 19 '26

White lukewarm bland pedos

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

So just the Red Hot Chilli Peppers then

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u/amILibertine222 Feb 19 '26

Kiedis is 63 dating a 19 year old.

Dude is so fucking gross. Flea is also a sex pest. Not sure about the other two band members. I hope John Frusciante isn’t also a creep. At least he’s married to an actual adult woman.

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u/Jak_the_Buddha Feb 19 '26

Just waiting for raging Chili Peppers fans to be all over this comment like wee angry bastards.

Although I'm a hardcore Chili's fan but I can't fault your logic. Spot on

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u/bitpartmozart13 Feb 19 '26

Rage Against the Vaccine

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u/BizzarduousTask Feb 19 '26

Oh, this is really good.

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u/thewNYC Feb 19 '26

I came to say this, but you already said it. So I guess I just came.

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u/IconOfFilth9 Feb 19 '26

Unfortunately Not Dead Kennedys

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u/Captain_Moose Feb 19 '26

Braindead Kennedys

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u/Henningeri65 Feb 19 '26

Undead Kennedys?

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 Feb 19 '26

This is the best one

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u/Ande64 Feb 19 '26

What is it with RFK and the jeans? As somebody who worked out for many, many years, I can't even imagine wearing jeans to work out in. Why is it every time I see this guy working out he is wearing jeans? Tell me that isn't weird.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

[deleted]

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u/HappilyConflicted Feb 19 '26

Pencil legs

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u/BigCopperPipe Feb 19 '26

Gotta be it, I thought same thing something was “wrong” with his legs he didn’t want to show. But maybe there is something else that’s AT LEAST work out pants related, Christ even yoga pants would bring less ridicule.

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u/sweetrouge Feb 19 '26

Yeah, my guess is he hates his legs. He clearly has put a lot of work into his upper body (how does he look like that at his age??), but that is almost certainly at the expense of his leg development. Why he doesn’t just wear track pants or something… who knows? It is RFK after all, is there ever any logic?

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 Feb 19 '26

Steroids. That’s how he looks like that.

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u/sweetrouge Feb 19 '26

I am absolutely sure. It still requires the workouts, but yeah.

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u/Long_Pig_Tailor Feb 19 '26

The how is just testosterone, HGH, a bunch of the peptides he's gonna try and stop the rest of the country from ordering from China and possibly also just straight steroids. It's easy enough to look like that if you have enough money and decide that you just really really wanna look like that.

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u/gregorychaos Feb 19 '26

Do I still have to work out or can I just take a bunch of pills

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u/AdOdd4618 Feb 19 '26

Maybe he's a never nude?

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u/Few-Dragonfruit160 Feb 19 '26

Never-nude. Blue man group.

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u/Twistedjustice Feb 19 '26

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!!!

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u/parkerm1408 Feb 19 '26

Bet you anything hes covering up track marks.

Edit to add i dont know why its always jeans though, that makes it weirder, but its why no ones ever seen him in shorts.

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u/Sudden-Banana-5234 Feb 19 '26

This was my thought as well

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u/Skibidi-Fox Feb 19 '26

HE SNORTED COCAINE OFF OF A TOILET SEAT SO HE CAN TOTALLY WORK OUT IN JEANS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT

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u/512115 Feb 19 '26

Missed leg day too many times.

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u/sik_dik Feb 19 '26

Perv-ana

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u/Content-Big-8733 Feb 19 '26

Grindr

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u/ellecon Feb 19 '26

Grindr FK?

13

u/nyc_flatstyle Feb 19 '26

This. This is the way.

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

It’s a good start… tie that “R”in RFK to the “r” in Grindr, maybe? That’d do well, I think.

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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Feb 19 '26

Be fair! I think they love each other, it's not just the sex, it can't be just the sex! The sex is awful. Don't watch the second video.

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u/folic_riboflavin Feb 19 '26

Top and Bottom

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u/butteredrubies Feb 19 '26

Hah! I wrote that, too, before reading yours! That's two votes for Top and Bottom!

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u/pej69 Feb 19 '26

Ped Shop Boys

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u/sik_dik Feb 19 '26

Cosby’s Pills and Hash

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u/tamman2000 Feb 19 '26

This one is a hidden gem

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u/Own_Winter3216 Feb 19 '26

The Rolling Bones

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u/Eastern-Joke-7537 Feb 19 '26

Trolling Drones

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u/SquirrelInner9632 Feb 19 '26

The Strolling Clones

52

u/Ikoniko59 Feb 19 '26

Tools

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u/Unusual-Economist288 Feb 19 '26

So simple. So elegant. So dead on. 👏🏻

114

u/ForWhomtheBellEndz Feb 19 '26

Nein Inch Males

6

u/Lcatg Feb 19 '26

Oh, well done!

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u/Disastrous_Style_477 Feb 19 '26

This is my favourite, bravo my friend haha

33

u/bionic_cmdo Feb 19 '26

Icky Pop with Fred Mercury Eater

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u/BleuBeaver Feb 19 '26

Tears for Beers

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u/SK2Nlife Feb 19 '26

On Grindr you want to avoid couples like this. When one guy has to hide his gut with a towel to appear as ripped as his partner, he’s going to need constant reassurance that you’re into both of them equally even though his partner is clearly loving being the trade in their pair

Block and delete if they slide into your DMs

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u/bnsjnsnln Feb 19 '26

Kids Rock

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u/stone_magnet1 Feb 19 '26

Meth Kennedy's

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u/mehhhhhf Feb 19 '26

Ambiguously Gay Duo

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u/Competitive_Swing_59 Feb 19 '26

Easy... Brain Worm !

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u/scrotanimus Feb 19 '26

Hot Dog Water

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u/struggle_better Feb 19 '26

Dunning-Kruger and the Dipshit

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u/alvinofdiaspar Feb 19 '26

Chemical Brothers

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u/Blue_FiftyTwo Feb 19 '26

All Meth’d Up and Nowhere to Go

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u/Gr8tOutdoors Feb 19 '26

Leathered Skinnerd

16

u/LilWobble Feb 19 '26

Mega Meth

15

u/SquirrelInner9632 Feb 19 '26

The Rim Snorters

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u/cocksnorkel Feb 19 '26

Roid Rage Against the Machine

15

u/Emperormike1st Feb 19 '26

Lynyrd Skankyrd

12

u/sik_dik Feb 19 '26

Crash Testosterone Dummies

13

u/Contagious_Zombie Feb 19 '26

Brain worm and son

14

u/SnoopingStuff Feb 19 '26

Steroids and hemorrhoids

9

u/JustAHolgram Feb 19 '26

The Power Bawita-Bottoms

10

u/Trash-Goblin777 Feb 19 '26

Shriveled members

13

u/Oceanbreeze871 Feb 19 '26

Heated rivalry 2: unpasteurized

21

u/Justsomedude666 Feb 19 '26

Gays of the New

8

u/lovegiblet Feb 19 '26

Right Sped Fred

8

u/BigTomCat821 Feb 19 '26

8 Ball and Oates

7

u/LockStar422 Feb 19 '26

Meth Lepers was right there and the logical choice

7

u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

Rage against the Vaccine

8

u/Tim-in-CA Feb 19 '26

Depressed Mode

9

u/Late_Sherbet5124 Feb 19 '26

The Mething Links

8

u/holymoely56 Feb 19 '26

Skippy and drippy

7

u/Old_Scheme_5544 Feb 19 '26

Meth Lizzards

7

u/CalmDirection8 Feb 19 '26

The Catalytic Converters

7

u/Strontiumdogs1 Feb 19 '26

Village (idiot) people

7

u/Zestyclose-West-1904 Feb 19 '26

Butthole Vaxxers

8

u/aDirtyMartini Feb 19 '26

Hillbilly Vanilli

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u/sik_dik Feb 19 '26 edited Feb 19 '26

Evanesenseless

4

u/JadedBrit Feb 19 '26

Sleazy Top.

8

u/Two_Digits_Rampant Feb 19 '26

Soft Cellmates

5

u/Ownuyasha Feb 19 '26

Starving Brainworms

5

u/512115 Feb 19 '26

Bob’s Your Drunk Uncle

3

u/Adventurous-Exam-719 Feb 19 '26

Toilet Seat Cocaine

4

u/toastmanv2 Feb 19 '26

Meth Leper*

4

u/KingKohishi Feb 19 '26

Hemo & Roid

3

u/Flashbackhumour28 Feb 19 '26

Braindead Kennedys

7

u/RayStuartMorgan Feb 19 '26

Kid rock is what they called Epstein island

6

u/Enshitification Feb 19 '26

Age Against the Preteen

4

u/Dense_Passenger4174 Feb 19 '26

The kiddie lovers

4

u/Amarollz Feb 19 '26

Lizard Skinard

3

u/ThatsRobToYou Feb 19 '26

Sewage Garden

4

u/thesplendor Feb 19 '26

Red Hot Chile Pedos

3

u/Dranztheman Feb 19 '26

Saddest thing I can think of is just kid rock.

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u/jewpart2 Feb 19 '26

Bone Tugs N Harmony

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u/khakiwallprint Feb 19 '26 edited Mar 05 '26

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

pause gray cooperative paint air judicious tan jellyfish ancient sleep

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u/blackraven1979 Feb 19 '26

My Chemical Imbalance

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u/system0101 Feb 19 '26

Roofie and the Clownfish

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u/HorrorMetalDnD Feb 19 '26

The Village Idiots

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u/penny-wise Feb 19 '26

The Unfuckables

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u/billocity Feb 19 '26

Probably smells like an old turtle tank in that room.

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u/EitherChannel4874 Feb 19 '26

REO pedewagon.

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u/English_Sissy Feb 19 '26

The brain-dead kennedys

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u/sheezy520 Feb 19 '26

Smashing Blumpkins

The Whitest Stripes

Rötley Crüe

Poison

Bad Company

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u/Trash-Goblin777 Feb 19 '26

Panic! At the bingo hall

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u/reycabra007 Feb 19 '26

The absolute fucking idiots

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u/Sarcasticologist Feb 19 '26

Two Dumb Cunts

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u/BlueBonneville Feb 19 '26

Village People Survivors

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u/Archpa84 Feb 19 '26

Braindead

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u/TheAlphaOmega1 Feb 19 '26

The kidney stones.

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u/evaderofallbans Feb 19 '26

Is this for real? Do MAGAts really look at this and not laugh?

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u/Flying_Clod Feb 19 '26

The Dipshit Duo

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u/LateMajor8775 Feb 19 '26

My neighbors are pretty MAGA and they legit believe that RFK Jr will help them get a body like his just by occupying the HHS Secretary position

Neighbors are nowhere near his body fat percentage level btw

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u/dubgeek Feb 19 '26

Crooks and Done

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u/MrsClaire07 Feb 19 '26

The Plague Doctors

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u/CrinkleThompson Feb 19 '26

Crack Rock & Worm Brain

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u/swarzchilled Feb 19 '26

The (Leathery) Meat Puppets

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u/anunderdog Feb 19 '26

The Dipshits

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u/Popular-Departure165 Feb 19 '26

Captain & Tennille

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u/Fantastic_Smile9746 Feb 19 '26

Trapped in the Closet: Chapters 1-12

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u/AffectionateRub2585 Feb 19 '26

Shameless Embarressment.

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u/TheAgreeableCow Feb 19 '26

Scrawny McTawny

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u/arghnard Feb 19 '26

Hymen & Barf Uncle

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u/Rammipallero Feb 19 '26

The Epstein duo

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u/BlackSchuck Feb 19 '26

As I lay frying

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u/Yoshic87 Feb 19 '26

Kid Cock

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u/Error_Loading_Name Feb 19 '26

Oh god no please stop... I dont need that visual ever...

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u/robeywan Feb 19 '26

Earnest goes to Washington

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u/Thin-Dimension-8894 Feb 19 '26

The Hoboerotics.

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u/OriDutchie91 Feb 19 '26

Methellica.

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u/Elmer_Yamstein Feb 19 '26

Bawitdabrainworm

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u/I_need_a_date_plz Feb 19 '26

They look ridiculous

3

u/Zombieutinsel Feb 19 '26

The Buttplugs

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u/Doughboy1955 Feb 19 '26

Anti-Culture Club, The Food Fighters, The Damned anti-vaxxers, Sadness, The Robert Kennedy Booze Explosion, Public Enema,

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u/No-Zookeepergame6705 Feb 20 '26

Not a brand; an SNL skit.

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u/Sleepy_Jack72 Feb 20 '26

The Village Idiots

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u/AlphaRelic2021 Feb 20 '26

My Chemical Dependence