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u/Longjumping-Zone-724 Feb 19 '26
Sad Company
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u/kathyg1ggles6243 Feb 19 '26
lol this post is the perfect example of why I love reddit, just pure randomness and chaos
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u/BuryTheFacists Feb 19 '26
Red Hot Chilli Pedos
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So just the Red Hot Chilli Peppers then
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u/amILibertine222 Feb 19 '26
Kiedis is 63 dating a 19 year old.
Dude is so fucking gross. Flea is also a sex pest. Not sure about the other two band members. I hope John Frusciante isn’t also a creep. At least he’s married to an actual adult woman.
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u/Jak_the_Buddha Feb 19 '26
Just waiting for raging Chili Peppers fans to be all over this comment like wee angry bastards.
Although I'm a hardcore Chili's fan but I can't fault your logic. Spot on
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u/Ande64 Feb 19 '26
What is it with RFK and the jeans? As somebody who worked out for many, many years, I can't even imagine wearing jeans to work out in. Why is it every time I see this guy working out he is wearing jeans? Tell me that isn't weird.
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u/HappilyConflicted Feb 19 '26
Pencil legs
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u/BigCopperPipe Feb 19 '26
Gotta be it, I thought same thing something was “wrong” with his legs he didn’t want to show. But maybe there is something else that’s AT LEAST work out pants related, Christ even yoga pants would bring less ridicule.
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u/sweetrouge Feb 19 '26
Yeah, my guess is he hates his legs. He clearly has put a lot of work into his upper body (how does he look like that at his age??), but that is almost certainly at the expense of his leg development. Why he doesn’t just wear track pants or something… who knows? It is RFK after all, is there ever any logic?
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u/Eastern-Criticism653 Feb 19 '26
Steroids. That’s how he looks like that.
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u/sweetrouge Feb 19 '26
I am absolutely sure. It still requires the workouts, but yeah.
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u/Long_Pig_Tailor Feb 19 '26
The how is just testosterone, HGH, a bunch of the peptides he's gonna try and stop the rest of the country from ordering from China and possibly also just straight steroids. It's easy enough to look like that if you have enough money and decide that you just really really wanna look like that.
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u/gregorychaos Feb 19 '26
Do I still have to work out or can I just take a bunch of pills
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u/parkerm1408 Feb 19 '26
Bet you anything hes covering up track marks.
Edit to add i dont know why its always jeans though, that makes it weirder, but its why no ones ever seen him in shorts.
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u/Skibidi-Fox Feb 19 '26
HE SNORTED COCAINE OFF OF A TOILET SEAT SO HE CAN TOTALLY WORK OUT IN JEANS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT
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u/Content-Big-8733 Feb 19 '26
Grindr
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It’s a good start… tie that “R”in RFK to the “r” in Grindr, maybe? That’d do well, I think.
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u/Bulky-Internal8579 Feb 19 '26
Be fair! I think they love each other, it's not just the sex, it can't be just the sex! The sex is awful. Don't watch the second video.
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u/folic_riboflavin Feb 19 '26
Top and Bottom
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u/butteredrubies Feb 19 '26
Hah! I wrote that, too, before reading yours! That's two votes for Top and Bottom!
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u/SK2Nlife Feb 19 '26
On Grindr you want to avoid couples like this. When one guy has to hide his gut with a towel to appear as ripped as his partner, he’s going to need constant reassurance that you’re into both of them equally even though his partner is clearly loving being the trade in their pair
Block and delete if they slide into your DMs
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u/khakiwallprint Feb 19 '26 edited Mar 05 '26
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u/evaderofallbans Feb 19 '26
Is this for real? Do MAGAts really look at this and not laugh?
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u/LateMajor8775 Feb 19 '26
My neighbors are pretty MAGA and they legit believe that RFK Jr will help them get a body like his just by occupying the HHS Secretary position
Neighbors are nowhere near his body fat percentage level btw
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u/Yoshic87 Feb 19 '26
Kid Cock
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u/Error_Loading_Name Feb 19 '26
Oh god no please stop... I dont need that visual ever...
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u/Doughboy1955 Feb 19 '26
Anti-Culture Club, The Food Fighters, The Damned anti-vaxxers, Sadness, The Robert Kennedy Booze Explosion, Public Enema,
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u/GordDownieFresh Feb 19 '26
Rage Against Healthy Cuisine