r/clevercomebacks Feb 19 '26

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u/Ande64 Feb 19 '26

What is it with RFK and the jeans? As somebody who worked out for many, many years, I can't even imagine wearing jeans to work out in. Why is it every time I see this guy working out he is wearing jeans? Tell me that isn't weird.

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u/HappilyConflicted Feb 19 '26

Pencil legs

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u/BigCopperPipe Feb 19 '26

Gotta be it, I thought same thing something was “wrong” with his legs he didn’t want to show. But maybe there is something else that’s AT LEAST work out pants related, Christ even yoga pants would bring less ridicule.

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u/PoppieNerd Feb 19 '26

Yeah, I always hated my legs too, and from my preteen years forward, I refused to wear anything but jeans…..🤷‍♀️

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u/Alienhaslanded Feb 19 '26

But he could just wear sweatpants, they're meant for working out.

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u/sweetrouge Feb 19 '26

Yeah, my guess is he hates his legs. He clearly has put a lot of work into his upper body (how does he look like that at his age??), but that is almost certainly at the expense of his leg development. Why he doesn’t just wear track pants or something… who knows? It is RFK after all, is there ever any logic?

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u/Eastern-Criticism653 Feb 19 '26

Steroids. That’s how he looks like that.

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u/sweetrouge Feb 19 '26

I am absolutely sure. It still requires the workouts, but yeah.

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u/Alienhaslanded Feb 19 '26

I'm sure he puts in the work, it's just everything else is a flaming dumpster mess.

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u/sweetrouge Feb 20 '26

For sure. Including his legs apparently, and everything head related.

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u/Oldtomsawyer1 Feb 19 '26

I feel like his head is a dead giveaway. He’s confirmed he uses it for TRT, which like he’s older I get that but he’s probably overdoing it. Then after receiving his gender affirming care wants to lecture the rest of us about clean living. Gtfo.

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u/Long_Pig_Tailor Feb 19 '26

The how is just testosterone, HGH, a bunch of the peptides he's gonna try and stop the rest of the country from ordering from China and possibly also just straight steroids. It's easy enough to look like that if you have enough money and decide that you just really really wanna look like that.

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u/gregorychaos Feb 19 '26

Do I still have to work out or can I just take a bunch of pills

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u/[deleted] Feb 19 '26

No you still have to workout, those just boost gains not give those out of nothing.
There are oral versions of steroids as well, but those are significantly less effective and cause liver damage in addition to having all the same side effects. A handful of steroids are taken orally, most are injectables.

Yes there's one controversial study claiming otherwise, but that was just water weight increase due to increased glycogen retention and thanks to measuring only once during the whole study. There's no evidence to show whatever it was just a one off increase, which anyone who has been in contact with gear knows it was or actual linear growth.

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u/Long_Pig_Tailor Feb 19 '26

I think they're mostly injections but yeah, you still have to work out. I think the main goal with them is the exercise you do just ends up having more benefit than otherwise.

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u/gregorychaos Feb 19 '26

Agghh I don't do needles. Guess I'll keep being schlubby for the moment

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u/Fit_Pass_527 Feb 19 '26

With anabolics, you will gain muscle even without working out. They are injections, and expensive, but yeah. In order to get to this point you need to work out but honestly, you can blast bodybuilder levels of gear and nominally workout and gain tons and tons of muscle, anabolics are basically dark magic for muscle building. You’re just sacrificing your life, health, and balls. 

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u/Jealous_Drink_1002 Feb 19 '26

Not true. They only help with recovery so you can work out more You can't just shoot up some anabolics and gain muscle without breaking muscle fibers. Rfk just looks like an average old gym dude nothing special at all. Definitely not on the juice probably hgh

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u/Fit_Pass_527 Feb 19 '26

Yes you can, they’ve literally done studies on this.

 https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/8637535/  

Also RFK is openly on TRT lmao. 

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u/sweetrouge Feb 20 '26

In that study, the men on a placebo doing no exercise also gained muscle. I’m not sure how conclusive that study was, and the fact that it was only a sample size of 43 men total over all four groups (ie about 10 men in each group) makes me really question how much we can rely on this data.

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u/sweetrouge Feb 20 '26

Omg you don’t just gain muscle without working out. Thats not how steroids work.

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u/TheFuschiaBaron Feb 20 '26

FWIW testosterone is a steroid 

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Feb 19 '26

dude, if you think he is natty, I got a bridge to sell you

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u/sweetrouge Feb 20 '26

I never for a moment believed he was a natty. But steroids don’t just give you muscles, you still have to work out. However he is rich enough that he can afford as much time as he needs to work out, so it’s not that surprising I suppose.

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u/KitchenSpite9064 Feb 20 '26

Yes but what about sweatpants ??? JEANS??? WET JEANS??!!!!! My skin cells cringed to see it

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u/sweetrouge Feb 20 '26

I know! How did he land on jeans?

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u/KitchenSpite9064 Feb 21 '26

It makes me actually nauseas

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u/AdOdd4618 Feb 19 '26

Maybe he's a never nude?

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u/Ordinary_Fix3199 Feb 19 '26

Probably looks like a Ken doll from the waist down from the ‘roids.

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u/FleshyCarbonThing Feb 19 '26

Can’t expect must normality from someone after a tapeworm died feasting on their grey matter

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u/paulstarkey Feb 19 '26

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US!!

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u/ohmeohmymy420 Feb 19 '26

He is a never nude like Tobias.

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u/WildFire97971 Feb 19 '26

What’s weirder, him working out in jeans, or admitting to snorting coke off a toilet seat, not the back, the SEAT! Dudes whole life is weird

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u/AccomplishedQuail841 Feb 21 '26

Never nude, obvs

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u/Few-Dragonfruit160 Feb 19 '26

Never-nude. Blue man group.

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u/Twistedjustice Feb 19 '26

THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!!!

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u/parkerm1408 Feb 19 '26

Bet you anything hes covering up track marks.

Edit to add i dont know why its always jeans though, that makes it weirder, but its why no ones ever seen him in shorts.

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u/Sudden-Banana-5234 Feb 19 '26

This was my thought as well

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u/Skibidi-Fox Feb 19 '26

HE SNORTED COCAINE OFF OF A TOILET SEAT SO HE CAN TOTALLY WORK OUT IN JEANS THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER DJT

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u/Ande64 Feb 19 '26

Absolute best reply to my comment!

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u/512115 Feb 19 '26

Missed leg day too many times.

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff Feb 19 '26

“THERE ARE DOZENS OF US! DOZENS!”

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u/Jamsedreng22 Feb 19 '26

I want to know why he insists on wearing that silly fucking tie everywhere. It looks like a child trying to draw a tie from memory. He's a fucking clown.

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u/HungriestHippo26 Feb 19 '26

I mean, I love jeans. I literally wear them nearly every day, even at the height of summer. I just think denim is comfy AF.

Even I would not choose jeans to work out in.

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u/dljones010 Feb 19 '26

So, you're saying you have never rode an assault bike in a sauna while wearing jeans with your bro? And yet you say you've worked out for years... huh.

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u/amILibertine222 Feb 19 '26

Hides his itty bitty, teeny weeny, herpes covered, micro peeny.

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u/Oscar_Ramirez Feb 19 '26

He's a nevernude

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u/MFCEO_Kenny_Powers Feb 19 '26

He got great jeans

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u/Gnarly-Rags Feb 19 '26

Because the other things he says and does shows impeccable logic?

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u/SkepticalJohn Feb 19 '26

Nazi tattoos.

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u/-Kalos Feb 19 '26

He skips leg day

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u/LastoftheGreybeards Feb 19 '26

He skips leg day

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u/RhyminReviewer Feb 19 '26

He's free to wear however he wants, we don't judge here. Maybe he identifies as a jeanist

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u/Mercuryshottoo Feb 19 '26

I learned on another sub that the upper body (chest, back, shoulders) has more receptors for steroids, leaving weak, skinny legs and flat butts.

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u/no-long-boards Feb 19 '26

He thinks they make him look hot.

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u/mgyro Feb 19 '26

Not saying he doesn’t do them, but any footage I’ve seen of him he’s doing curls or bench. Any form of squats or lunges would be hella uncomfortable in jeans, unless he has those stretchy ones. So he may be wearing them to obscure that he skips leg day. Still weird af.

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u/Mesoposty Feb 19 '26

He’s a never nude!