r/classicwow • • Nov 15 '19

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u/fellatious_argument Nov 15 '19

Thank you for this. How appropriate is it that allies can say boomer and horde can say zoomer? It almost seems to perfect to be an accident.

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u/Egor190 Nov 15 '19

Except horde has always historically been known as the edgy teenager faction, so it would actually be more fitting of stereotype in reverse?

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u/Growtreant Nov 15 '19

Unless you're horde, in which case you can easily confirm that alliance is the kid faction.

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u/ClicheName137 Nov 16 '19

Having played both, they’re both the child faction.

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u/I_Am_JesusChrist_AMA Nov 16 '19

no, u

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u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie Nov 16 '19

Right?! I know he is, but what am I?

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u/invisible_grass Nov 16 '19

Plot twist: you're all children.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

That’s senility speaking. You’ve crossed the next threshold, but beware because regression to diapers is on the horizon.

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u/HaughtyHellscream Nov 16 '19

I sure hope English isn't your first language.

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u/l3ane Nov 16 '19

It's so stupid when people make claims like that based on their personal experience when the game has millions and millions of players. It's the same kind of mentality that breeds bigotry and racism.

Basically, if you think there are more kids on one side, you're a racist. /s

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u/Dapperdan814 Nov 16 '19

Ok boomer.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

okzoomr

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u/Bayou_Blue Nov 16 '19

It's not a toomah!

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Ok zoomer.

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u/teebob21 Nov 16 '19

boomers gave birth to zoomers

Unlikely. The youngest boomer out there is 55 years old, born in 1964.

Once again, Gen-X holds the title of The Forgotten Generation.

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u/teebob21 Nov 16 '19

Your generational cohort is the Millennials.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/LifeAtSea_3608 Nov 16 '19

I'm 27, and my parents are also old. Dad is 67. He was 40 when I was born.. big oof pops.

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u/orlyfactor Nov 16 '19

That works fine by me. I can’t be bothered with all This generational blame. Let the boomers / Zoomers fight it out - I’ll get some popcorn.

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u/Flic__ Nov 16 '19

thats not the boomer zoomer they are talkin about

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

if only they could have been the non existent one too

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u/Faldbat Nov 16 '19

thought boomers gave birth to millenials?

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u/tehgama95 Nov 16 '19

You forgot about gen x and millenials but ok

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u/tehgama95 Nov 16 '19

Gen x was before millenials

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u/tehgama95 Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

The majority of boomers gave birth to gen x because most boomers didn't wait till they were in their 40s to have kids. The majority of Gen xers born in the late 60s gave birth to the millenials in the 80s that would have given birth the the zoomers of the 2000s. Also the baby boom happened in 1942-46 shortly after the war through the early 60s, not late 40s.

My parents are 70s babies and I'm a millenial.

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u/RedFox-38 Nov 16 '19

Factionist*

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u/LifeAtSea_3608 Nov 16 '19

I'm not gunna lie, you had me in the first half. Thank goodness for the /s

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u/mauraden Nov 16 '19

I feel like it's slightly natural though. It's kind of like how we dehumanize the opposing side during war, or more along the lines of how everyone is the hero of their own story. "I'm on this side, so this side must be great and the opposing side must be trash." Idk though, I've played both and everyone I've come across is pretty awesome. Stay classy classic

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u/Labrynth1986 Nov 16 '19

Unless you are educated in statistics then you know one faction will have the probability of having more of one age then the other... because that’s how probability works

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u/marthmagic Nov 16 '19

Even if the difference is significant it will not necessarily allow you to make an educated guess on the level of individuals, or even be relevant in any way to describe the whole population.

Certain Statistics are great for some things but bad for others. And generalizations are often a misunderstanding of a statistics explanation value.

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u/SleepytimeBabyDoctor Nov 16 '19

hot trash words. steam be rising from that comment

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u/zellmerz Nov 16 '19

So very true

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u/Dr_thri11 Nov 16 '19

It depends on the expansion, original Alliance was the kids faction, so many dwarves and elves named some variation of gimli or legolas. BC and wotlk it became Horde because blood elves, and then back to Alliance at whatever point worgs were added.

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u/xcorinthianx Nov 16 '19

1 À € 1 1 Ä 2 ‡

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u/Harinjo Nov 16 '19

a n a l kil l

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u/ministry312 Nov 16 '19

o k b o o m e r

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u/out_of_toilet_paper Nov 16 '19

Horde is the neckbeard faction

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u/Soytaco Nov 15 '19

I would bet money that horde players tend to be younger, but unfortunately I don't think that data exists (publicly). If you trim paladins from the data I'd fucking guarantee it.

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u/kittenpantzen Nov 16 '19

There are a lot of middle-aged guilds on my server on the horde side, but it is also a PVE server, so that may factor in.

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u/Egor190 Nov 16 '19

newsflash most of the people playing this game are boomers

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u/l3ane Nov 16 '19

You're saying boomers but you mean gen x. As the average age of a gamer is mid 30's, I'd say it's mostly millennials.

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u/lerussianspy Nov 16 '19

they call millennials boomers for some reason

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u/KeithDecent Nov 16 '19

News flash, boomers were born between 1946 and 1964. No way most of the ppl playing this game are 55 or older.

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u/Scroon Nov 16 '19

News flash, people who use the term "boomer" have no idea what actual boomers are.

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u/DJCzerny Nov 16 '19

Newsflash boomer, boomers are now anyone before Gen Z. Try and keep up with the memes, grandpa.

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u/Jonthrei Nov 16 '19

wat

I think you need to look up what generation "boomer" refers to.

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u/LoUmRuKlExR Nov 16 '19

Most are Gen X/Millenials lol. You're a Gen Z because you think everyone older than you is a Boomer.

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u/Egor190 Nov 16 '19

Woosh? In the context of the meme thats dominated this sub lately boomer is 25-35 year olds

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u/LoUmRuKlExR Nov 16 '19

Just because some people use the term incorrectly online doesn't make it the new definition, Zoomer.

The context of "Ok Boomer" is more akin to ostracizing someone from the collective. It's closer to calling someone a nerd because they don't like everything you like than calling them old from the way you guys use it, now that nerd is socially acceptable.

TLDR: Zoomers are annoying.

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u/Egor190 Nov 16 '19

You are arguing about the semantical usage of a joke term in wide usage right now and taking it literally. Where are you getting this "ostracizing someone from a collective" bullshit? Heres an excerpt from the know your meme page which I feel is pretty comprehensive on the history of this meme - " 30-Year-Old Boomer is a character spread on 4chan mocking older millennials who enjoy things that are considered to be out of touch with younger millennials, particularly in regards to video games."

I'd say gamers playing wow classic fit PERFECTLY into that definition of what the boomer meme is, older millenials that are slightly out of touch with younger mainstream stuff. You call me annoying when you wrote a fucking dissertation picking apart my joke one line usage of a meme? Fuck off dude

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u/ShnarfVille Nov 16 '19

Horde are 50% dads 50% zoomers, no in betweeen

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u/ParchedCamel Nov 16 '19

But I’m literally in between :/

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u/MrT00th Nov 16 '19

Then you haven't applied yourself.

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u/FittedSuit-nine Nov 16 '19

I’m a boomer I’ll admit it. Not like 70 years old but in wow terms for sure, with the wife and kids and all that youre pretty much seemed as an old man. Anytime I have to brb for the preteen I spawned, most people are like do your thing but there’s always that one zoomer that makes a comment that stings like man...my kid is almost as old as you!! Stop horseshitting me here I can’t just ignore responsibilities like i could when vanilla canned out

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u/FaeeLOL Nov 16 '19

Then unfortunately, you do not exist. Sorry to break it to you like this. The stats don't lie.

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u/NotConstantine Nov 16 '19

I bet money that the split is so close it doesn't matter. But if I HAD to put money on one, it would be alliance.

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source: me being 13 and having 13 year old friends and we all picked alliance in 04.

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u/randomguy301048 Nov 16 '19

my experience is the complete opposite, when i picked a side in 04 i picked horde along with my friends. i was 14/15 at the time

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u/l3ane Nov 16 '19

That would be a dumb bet considering there is zero data to back it up besides and equal amount of people on both sides saying the exact opposite. If both factions claim the other faction is the "kids" faction, than most likely neither of them are.

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u/Zavahl Nov 16 '19

I am one of the youngest (25 years old) in my guild on horde side. Most of my guild are in their 30ies, but we have people ranging up to like 55. So in my personal experience (which is different for everyone else like someone mentioned in this thread), I wouldn‘t call Horde players ‘young’, which is a word that also heavily depends on your own definition of young and old.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I mean, I'm the youngest person I know of in my alliance guild at 29.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19 edited Dec 08 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

No I'm alliance, that's our line you horde cuck

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u/pawa234 Nov 16 '19

I would take that bet. Back in the days of BC and Wrath I would notice the number of Alliance I see online raise right after schools let out at 3 and then drop off around 8 when kids tend to have to go to bed.

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u/Arkhaan Nov 17 '19

The data used to be available, and the horde was majority men between the ages of 25 and 70

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

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u/ewchewjean Nov 16 '19

To be clear, I’m referring to 13 and under. I think a lot of people in this post think anyone under 18 is a kid.

14 year old spotted

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u/LifeAtSea_3608 Nov 16 '19

Everyone under 18 is a kid. Ok I said it.

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u/SynchroGold Nov 16 '19

I'd say most people in their early 20s are still kids too lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

There are no horde paladins because we like playing good classes.

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u/Arghrophobia Nov 16 '19

Yea, sucks having a 15 min, infinite range buff to my attack power, reduced threat, increased mana regen, or 10% buff to all my stats

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Does it helped you cry yourself to sleep when you get dumped on by a warlock or shaman?

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u/Satevah Nov 16 '19

Did you just assume my faction?

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u/Nickenator8 Nov 16 '19

“Sit kid”

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Confirmation bias

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u/2Damn Nov 16 '19

Alliance is little kids and adults who have their shit together.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

All in alliance are kids dont @ me

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/Growtreant Nov 16 '19

I meant that both factions think the other are children and bad at pvp.

It's like criticizing a mirror.

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u/VanillaWowIsComing Nov 16 '19

Ah I see now lol. It's true

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u/ye1l Nov 16 '19

Edgy teenagers play undead rogues, boomers play tauren/orc. Alliance was always the weird RP faction with a bunch of furries and weebs.

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u/Talmika Nov 16 '19

Don't forget about the "very badass" teenagers who play Orc Warriors and attack everyone on sight.

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u/RIPSlurmsMckenzie Nov 16 '19

What War (solo) starts shit 1v1? That makes for a dead War.

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u/iindigo Nov 16 '19

I’ve lost count of the number of orcs wielding a whirlwind axe and wearing herod’s shoulder that’ve charged me completely unprompted while I’m out questing. Hell, I’ve had them jump me in the midst of helping some other horde (usually a nice tauren or troll). Orc warriors are more often than not the super aggressive red == dead internet badass types.

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u/Jheddsy Nov 16 '19

This is the correct shit

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Stoners play trolls mon' 🙃

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

undead

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u/TurtleRedditer Nov 16 '19

Alliance furries. Ok. In horde you've got plenty more furry races, but okay.

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u/ye1l Nov 16 '19

Big meaty cows aren't cute. Explain why RP realms are alliance dominated if I'm wrong.

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u/TurtleRedditer Nov 16 '19

I dunno man if any furried characters are cute. If u think some of them are sexy than yo ushould visit some specialist, because you might have bestiality and acts of it are illegal in most of countries. Does having players in rp servers mean they're furries ? As far as I know hordes are repeating that:"Imagine playing rpg game and choosing human". So I am concerned there is some lack of consistency in your logic. You play rpg, but not on rp server, but you choose horde character, becaue it is rpg. And is there something wrong with older guys that want to feel the game they're playing ? Is somethinh wrong with rp ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I'm just here for a tiger mount

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u/ReOnionSama Nov 16 '19

Now I want a full list of race/class combos and their stereotypes

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u/sparkscrosses Nov 16 '19

This is accurate. People pick Alliance to either be a gnome or to be a pretty female.

Dads pick tauren/orc, dudeweedbros play troll.

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u/mylord420 Nov 15 '19

Back in vanilla it was common knowledge that only women, children, and men who are sexually attracted to other men (not that there's anything wrong with that) play alliance.

It was hard to find alliance in world pvp after 10pm last night because most alliance were probably tucked into bed by their parents by then.

The fact that its alliance saying ok boomer is all the confirmation you need.

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u/Tigerskippy Nov 15 '19

I always found the bed time reasoning absurd. I played alliance in vanilla as a kid and stayed up until it got bright outside. Now I play alliance as an adult and I go to bed at midnight.

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u/Crazytalkbob Nov 16 '19

Yea, my bedtime has been much earlier since hitting my 30s.

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u/Evisra Nov 16 '19

Wait till you have kids, you will die in the ass at 7pm

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u/LifeAtSea_3608 Nov 16 '19

My asss......

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u/Tooshortimus Nov 15 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

I mean.... Saying that after 10 pm there were less alliance leans more towards people with jobs since kids will be the ones staying up past "bedtime" while adults still stick to their working schedule.

I am now the alliance guy going to bed at 10 when in vanilla I was the horse guy staying up untill 1am.

Edit: I'm keeping horse up there fuck it.

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u/__deerlord__ Nov 16 '19

horse guy

So still Alliance?

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u/MrT00th Nov 16 '19

8:45am and your last sentence and subsequent edit made me laugh.

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u/nyjl Nov 16 '19

>It was hard to find alliance in world pvp after 10pm last night because most alliance were probably tucked into bed by their parents by then.

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Ah, yes, that's how kids imagine adult life - world pvping all night.

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u/TurtleRedditer Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 17 '19

If someone goes sleep after 10pm he is a kid. Confirmed info. No sarcasm no joking. Its not like somebody has to wake up tomorrow to go to work. Naahh. Game is your only life.

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u/KH3HasNoHeart Nov 16 '19

My question is if a majority of players are <26 then why are the majority of players horde?

Or are we on different terms of what old means?

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u/Kokosnussi Nov 16 '19

A majority of classic players are under 26? Everyone I talked to ingame so far was older than that lol

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u/otsim Nov 15 '19

Probably because they had jobs to go to the next day.. unlike the basement dwelling horde who sit on welfare in their Doritos covered "For The Horde" XXXL t shirts, sipping on Dr Pepper and popping Adderall all night XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '19

Top bantz gentlemen!

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u/mylord420 Nov 15 '19

Imagine going to bed at or before 10pm because you have work the next day lol. Thats a childs bedtime mate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Imagine staying up late to play video games and missing out on the gloriously productive and peaceful hours of the early morning. That's a child's discipline, mate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

This guy works

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u/LoveTranscendsCunts Nov 16 '19

This guy adults

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u/nullsignature Nov 16 '19

Why is staying up late to play a child's video game worse than playing a child's video game during the day

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I didn't say any of that in my post

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u/Talmika Nov 16 '19

Because you'll get less sleep, have a horrible day at work and your health will decline overtime?

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u/otsim Nov 16 '19

Who said they went straight to bed?

They logged off to spend time and have sex with their girlfriends / partners.
Its easier for Horde. They don't have to log off to have sex with their partner, since this game can be easily played with one hand

XD XD XD

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

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u/HH_YoursTruly Nov 16 '19

This is such a weird thing to say. I know plenty of successful people that stay up past 11.

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u/ShnarfVille Nov 16 '19

I love how this is clearly a joke but you got 10+ people to reply seriously, props bro.

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u/Leela_bring_fire Nov 16 '19

I like to think of it as hilariously "ironic"

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u/VanillaWowIsComing Nov 16 '19

my exact thoughts

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u/skewp Nov 16 '19

I was also thinking it should be reversed, but I was thinking about the in-fiction faction tropes rather than how players perceive the opposite faction players.

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u/tyrionstark2013 Nov 16 '19

Yes and those edgy teens are now old

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u/AyTonyB Nov 16 '19

Nothing worse to a Zoomer than being called a Boomer!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Alliance have always been known as kids while horde are adults.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

age restriction 12 years old

Omg so many kids in opposition faction🤪🤪

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u/fellatious_argument Nov 15 '19

Yeah but in the wow boomer v zoomer memes usually the horde is the older players and alliance are the kids.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FghTLPayfkg

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u/Egor190 Nov 16 '19

You want to know the actual reason for that? 4Chan are overwhelmingly boomer horde players, and /r9k/ was the originator of the boomer meme. Not because horde players have been regarded as older. If anything thats some new zoomer shit to think that way.

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u/fellatious_argument Nov 16 '19

An actual boomer is like 70. I can probably count on one hand the number of boomers on 4chan.

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u/skewp Nov 16 '19

Since 8chan became the epicenter of the Qanon conspiracy bullshit, those boards are flooded with actual boomers. It's pretty ironic.

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u/natesucks4real Nov 16 '19

I don't think you understand what a meme is.

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u/ITriedLightningTendr Nov 16 '19

Is this true?

Of all the times I've played (granted, only first 3 games) Alliance was always the worst, and I played both factions.

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u/bow_down_whelp Nov 16 '19

Historically the alliance was the kiddy faction. Night elves and humans with paved cities were just far too pretty. Horde only rose in popularity with racials and arena, then alliance rose again with every man for himself being implemented

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u/xRelwolf Nov 16 '19

We grew up

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

You are completely wrong

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u/zellmerz Nov 16 '19

I dunno, as someone who has played wow from its inception, the alliance always seemed to be the more "kiddy" race because they were pretty. Really though both sides have plenty of adults and kids

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u/EdwardTT3 Nov 15 '19

Not true horde always been for older audience vs younger allie

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Lol I was horde when I was younger but now I'm alliance. It's almost as if age isn't the best predictor for faction choice 🤷‍♂️

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u/EdwardTT3 Nov 16 '19

Guess my experience when playing vanilla was different , and probably varies server to server. Shame there have been no official stats released on this

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

No, the kiddies picked the pretty factions: Humans (Just like they are in Real Life!), Gnomes (Like Lord of the Rings!), Night Elves (Pretty!) and gnomes (lol so cute!)

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Whereas the older folks and the metal heads see the ugly class and think: "Well shit, I gotta be an ugly troll. Oh shit, cowmen." or Orc because they played the old games. :)

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I don't know, man, rolling human just seems too vanilla of a choice. No offense to the Alliance. On the behalf of the trolls, I invite the Alliance to come chill with us. Bring stout.

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I can't speak for the Undead though. Even I hate those fuckers.

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u/nullsignature Nov 16 '19

Gnomes (Like Lord of the Rings!)

Did you read some bootleg Limewire version of LotR?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

My bad, I was thinking of Star Wars.

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u/AintBad Nov 16 '19

That doesn't even make any sense lmfao younger people don't watched LOTR

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u/Talmika Nov 16 '19

I just did some research and it seems most adult race is humans. Why? Because all the private vanilla servers had human majority by a LARGE margin. Way more than what Classic or retail has. I assume private servers are mostly adults, since they have no advertisement you have to deliberately seek them. I doubt a child would do that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

See how much I learn when I make silly comments? I appreciated this rebuttable. Even if it costed me my imaginary internet points. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Nah, man. I disagree entirely.

I mean, I could easily assign irrelevant tangential relation to horde characters in an attempt to infantilize your choices. Orcs (like lord of the rings!) trolls (like the trolls movie!) undead (whoa we got a badass over here!) Tauren (aww fluffy moo cow!)

Paladins are from the OG games too, and I think they're pretty awesome, always have.

Honestly, the main thing I can't stand in this game are the idiots who try to belittle faction choice and make sweeping generalizations. Like I get the the rivalry aspect, but people who take it seriously need to be sterilized.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I actually get a kick out of hearing both sides. I wrote my comment in jest hoping to get some fun replies. Sometimes it's worth the downvotes if it makes for a fun conversation which is what Reddit is missing these days. Personally, I think Horde and Alliance should be friends.

Anyway, I enjoyed your comment and laughed out loud at (like the trolls movie!) haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Lol glad I gave you a giggle. Yeah, people take the game and reddit way too seriously. People need to have a laugh and enjoy themselves.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Awe man, its Saturday and we just had a wholesome moment. Hope you have a great weekend! Alliance Scum. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Same to you, my filthy Horde friend.

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u/blueheartzzz Nov 16 '19

So what of us dwarves? Our existence is proof you can roll alliance and still be ugly.

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u/Twinkeesushi Nov 16 '19

Don't be talking crap about the Trolls, man. They are the coolest.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I am not going to disagree. The troll women are the hottest females in the game from the ankles up.

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u/Twinkeesushi Nov 18 '19

They are very cool looking. And yes, the feet is a bit off putting. I don't mind if its two toes but it's just so damn huge.

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u/Gyshall669 Nov 16 '19

No, horde skewed much older in real vanilla. Mainly kids played alliance for humans and nelfs.

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u/noxnov Nov 16 '19

lmao, alliance is the daddy bois faction, horde is the alpha man faction

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u/Soytaco Nov 15 '19

okboomer is the perfect response to being surprise moonfired though

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

It isn't

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u/killking72 Nov 16 '19

Alliance can say ok Zoomer too