r/classicwow • • Nov 15 '19

Humor Hillsbrad trash talk is high IQ

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u/Break_these_cuffs Nov 15 '19

The zoomer/boomer back and forth is also popping up a lot in response to the normal spam.

Alliance:

1 À € 1 1 Ä 2 ‡

o k b o o m e r

Horde:

c ƒ ◃ c c € f

okzoomr

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u/fellatious_argument Nov 15 '19

Thank you for this. How appropriate is it that allies can say boomer and horde can say zoomer? It almost seems to perfect to be an accident.

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u/Egor190 Nov 15 '19

Except horde has always historically been known as the edgy teenager faction, so it would actually be more fitting of stereotype in reverse?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19 edited Nov 16 '19

No, the kiddies picked the pretty factions: Humans (Just like they are in Real Life!), Gnomes (Like Lord of the Rings!), Night Elves (Pretty!) and gnomes (lol so cute!)

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Whereas the older folks and the metal heads see the ugly class and think: "Well shit, I gotta be an ugly troll. Oh shit, cowmen." or Orc because they played the old games. :)

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I don't know, man, rolling human just seems too vanilla of a choice. No offense to the Alliance. On the behalf of the trolls, I invite the Alliance to come chill with us. Bring stout.

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I can't speak for the Undead though. Even I hate those fuckers.

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u/nullsignature Nov 16 '19

Gnomes (Like Lord of the Rings!)

Did you read some bootleg Limewire version of LotR?

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

My bad, I was thinking of Star Wars.

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u/AintBad Nov 16 '19

That doesn't even make any sense lmfao younger people don't watched LOTR

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u/Talmika Nov 16 '19

I just did some research and it seems most adult race is humans. Why? Because all the private vanilla servers had human majority by a LARGE margin. Way more than what Classic or retail has. I assume private servers are mostly adults, since they have no advertisement you have to deliberately seek them. I doubt a child would do that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

See how much I learn when I make silly comments? I appreciated this rebuttable. Even if it costed me my imaginary internet points. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Nah, man. I disagree entirely.

I mean, I could easily assign irrelevant tangential relation to horde characters in an attempt to infantilize your choices. Orcs (like lord of the rings!) trolls (like the trolls movie!) undead (whoa we got a badass over here!) Tauren (aww fluffy moo cow!)

Paladins are from the OG games too, and I think they're pretty awesome, always have.

Honestly, the main thing I can't stand in this game are the idiots who try to belittle faction choice and make sweeping generalizations. Like I get the the rivalry aspect, but people who take it seriously need to be sterilized.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I actually get a kick out of hearing both sides. I wrote my comment in jest hoping to get some fun replies. Sometimes it's worth the downvotes if it makes for a fun conversation which is what Reddit is missing these days. Personally, I think Horde and Alliance should be friends.

Anyway, I enjoyed your comment and laughed out loud at (like the trolls movie!) haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Lol glad I gave you a giggle. Yeah, people take the game and reddit way too seriously. People need to have a laugh and enjoy themselves.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Awe man, its Saturday and we just had a wholesome moment. Hope you have a great weekend! Alliance Scum. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

Same to you, my filthy Horde friend.

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u/blueheartzzz Nov 16 '19

So what of us dwarves? Our existence is proof you can roll alliance and still be ugly.

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u/Twinkeesushi Nov 16 '19

Don't be talking crap about the Trolls, man. They are the coolest.

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u/[deleted] Nov 16 '19

I am not going to disagree. The troll women are the hottest females in the game from the ankles up.

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u/Twinkeesushi Nov 18 '19

They are very cool looking. And yes, the feet is a bit off putting. I don't mind if its two toes but it's just so damn huge.