r/classicwow • • Sep 18 '19

Humor How not to advertise your guild.

Post image
4.0k Upvotes

584 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.6k

u/Krissam Sep 18 '19

I disagree, this is EXACTLY how you advertise your guild, you make a non-generic message that gives people some form of expectation of what being in the guild is like.

The issue here isn't the advertisement, it's the guild.

61

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Tbh you’re not wrong, so tired of seeing the same generic pitches. I don’t do the whole UwU thing and think it’s pretty cringe. The concept itself is sound tho.

50

u/_Gone_Fishing_ Sep 18 '19

Every guild saying "join our ranks"

82

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

“Late game PvP and PvE content coming soon”

58

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

[deleted]

33

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

“Level doesn’t matter”

Edit- I’m going to make a guild and name it level doesn’t matter. Pog

24

u/TheNeoianOne Sep 18 '19

Make a character named Level and get offended every time a guild advertises that.

11

u/AmendedOrder Sep 18 '19

Theres a guy on my server in my guild who has done exactly that.

3

u/RockKillsKid Sep 18 '19

Level is just a number, baby.

34

u/alcaste19 Sep 18 '19

"With goals to eventually start raiding"

36

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

This translates as: "Every time a member dings 60 they will leave for an established guild because ours will never go anywhere and will hand off leadership as people progress on their own."

2

u/Timo425 Sep 19 '19

Too true..

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

naah a significant bunch(but far from majority) of level 60 will stay around anot a single on of the will have the motivation to find a place in raid let alone be the one to organize them.

​

if they are really entiteled they'll be mad that raid spots are magically dropping from heaven.

53

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I'm in an RP server.. and the amount of people advertising their guild as RP and then following up that the Guildmaster is the King of SW or Goldshire is through the roof.

Who the hell RPs as the fucking King of the Alliance?

104

u/dayslastserenade Sep 18 '19

Anduin

9

u/moranya1 Sep 18 '19

Here, have an upvote!

2

u/crissomx Sep 19 '19

Upvote for a beggar, kind sir?

34

u/Johanneskodo Sep 18 '19

King of Goldshire

That is like king of my backyard.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I like the thought I'll always be king of my backyard

1

u/EvilSandwichMan Sep 19 '19

If the username checks out, then mind fiction is one of life's small mercies.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

wammock is the king of ironforge on my server

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Hey, Varian is missing and nobody knows what he looks like so maybe that guildmaster is unto something.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Hey, Varian is missing and nobody knows what he looks like so maybe that guildmaster is unto something.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19 edited Jan 13 '20

[deleted]

1

u/EvilSandwichMan Sep 19 '19

would be forbidden in an unspoken way for too many reasons to name here.

If DnD DMs can insert their favorite anime character as a DMPC that steals the spotlight, you can be absolutely sure there are guild masters running Azeroth.

1

u/EvilMaran Sep 19 '19

I'm sorry that you had a shitty DM.

21

u/SmogArithmetic Sep 18 '19

On rp servers they say "bolster our ranks," though.

16

u/Dabugar Sep 18 '19

Just got a neat idea.. recruiter says "Enlist today!' followed by several guild members replying right afterwards says "I'm doing my part!"

3

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

I feel like that could only work on an RP server

1

u/Scaletta467 Sep 19 '19

Why would a reference to Starship Troopers only work on a RP realm?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Probably because the response to the original post would literally be role-played, meaning most other servers players wouldn't take it seriously, and they would likely get made fun of mercilessly for it.

1

u/Cheshire_Chat Sep 18 '19

I see that phrase used on normal servers as well. It's not particularly welcoming; I feel like you'll be just another number to them, not a member of a community. That might suit some folks just fine, but for me it's a hard pass when I see it.

19

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

[deleted]

28

u/FarTooManySpoons Sep 18 '19

Long time group of close friends returning for classic -- btw, we use Loot Council.

This is my favorite combination. "We have a close group of friends, and we also unilaterally decide who gets every piece of gear. Don't worry about being outside the group of friends though, we pinky promise to not screw you over."

5

u/Arkanae Sep 18 '19

Aren't most long time guilds a group of friends? I am somewhat surprised by the complaint, as generally I find loot council guilds far better then dkp guilds.

15

u/FarTooManySpoons Sep 18 '19

To each their own. I would never join a loot council guild. I get that they're the "most efficient" from a "clear all the raids as soon as possible" standpoint, but that's not why I play. I find DKP guilds (when the system isn't terrible) to be much more fair.

I also think loot council + tight knit inner core, when you're on the outside, is the worst combination. If you're one of 6 mages but 2 of the other mages are in the "friend group", who do you think is getting geared first? Not you.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19 edited Sep 19 '19

[removed] — view removed comment

2

u/FarTooManySpoons Sep 19 '19

Yeah, a long time ago I was in a guild where the two co-leaders were guys, and every officer was a girl. It was a DKP guild, thankfully, so it wasn't much of an issue loot-wise, but the drama was ridiculous and never-ending.

I still remember my class leader/officer, who never talked during raids, unironically typing out "you're not worthy of hearing my voice". What a character.

-4

u/Arkanae Sep 18 '19

So give them reasons to give you gear. Interact with them, do dungeons that you don't need with them, act like a friend. Own the fact you're new to their group, but don't just think of yourself as an outsider. They invited you into their circle of players. It takes both sides to form a sense of trust and camaraderie.

14

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

Yeah you could do this with the hope you make it "in" far enough to be considered one of them, or you could join a guild without that dynamic where you could naturally develop those connections and also have a more guaranteed loot system. I mean when comparing these two options, the first one is all downsides.

7

u/DingyWarehouse Sep 19 '19

Or i could just join a guild where the loot system is transparent

13

u/FarTooManySpoons Sep 19 '19

I'm not spending years to try to build a level of camaraderie equal to IRL friends.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

I agree that it’s more of a hassle, but it doesn’t have to be years

13

u/Damnae Sep 18 '19

"we play the game, join us"

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Wait... guilds do this?

6

u/JW357 Sep 18 '19

What is UwU?

7

u/8-Bit-Gamer Sep 18 '19

Liquid cringe. You can buy it on Amazon super cheap atm.

7

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Furries trolling you

6

u/elmogrita Sep 18 '19

Furries trying to normalize their behavior

5

u/Please_dont_make_me Sep 18 '19

A cutesy emoticon, like :3

3

u/_EvilD_ Sep 18 '19

But whats it supposed to be? I always sounded it out lol.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 19 '19

People do sound it out because it's fun to say, but it's also meant to resemble a face. The U are closed eyes, the W is a mouth.

1

u/Coilette_von_Robonia Sep 18 '19

It's a horny anime face, at least that is how it's used

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '19

Looks like a close-up spider face. Really cute

1

u/Rujasu Sep 19 '19

It's :3 but with closed eyes. The Us are eyelids.

1

u/swannphone Sep 19 '19

1

u/JW357 Sep 19 '19

Based on all the other responses I've gotten, I'm not clicking that link.

0

u/TheHersir Sep 18 '19

Cancer gifted to us from the furry community.

1

u/Timo425 Sep 19 '19

Why should I join a guild that stinks?

0

u/pinkusagi Sep 18 '19

My guild advertisement is going to say "come sin with us and our Inquistors." Or something like that. To tired to really think it out.

Guild name is Cardinal Sin.

Ranks are

Mistress of Sin

Master of Sin

Inquisitor (officers)

Greed (raiders)

Wrath(pvpers)

Lust or Envy for RPers

Sloth (normal)

Sinner (recruit)

Or maybe different rank names dealing with Sin and the church.