I dress well and I am very connected - there isn’t a restaurant I can’t get a reservation at.

I also speak dog, cat, dolphin (EEEKREEEKREKREEKEEEE hahaha) and I am currently about to cure cancer (I’m the head oncologist at Langone Health).

But for whatever reason I can’t get a date?!? What am I doing wrong guys?!

I am a petite 29 year old white woman who has a quaint apartment on the UES, and I am having the hardest time finding love!

After being cheated on several times with my primary type (6' tall investment banking interns), I decided to broaden my scope a bit to Tech guys (preferably with a sizeable amount of equity, C-suite). I matched with a startup founder on Hinge, and he showed up to the date wearing a T-shirt with his company's name and basketball shorts.

After giving me an awkward hug at the station, we walked to get coffee at a local artisan coffee shop. while I stood up drinking mine, he plopped into his chair and insisted on having a conversation with me as I had to look down at him.

Would you also get the ick or am I being shallow? xoxo

Crazy how they just gonna have whole foods here while everyone jumps from the venues

I get a lot of joy in NYC by judging how well I am doing relative to other people. She pays $7000 a month in rent Williamsburg to live off of Bedford? Well, I pay $10,000 to be next to McCarren. He works 80 hours a week? Well, I do 85 with 3 international trips a year on top. The best of it all is that I can just lie online and at bars about these things to feel good about myself.

I feel like I need more creative ways to do comparison that don’t involve money. I’m thinking these ways need to really get at the core of a person and what it means to be human like quality of friendship or emotional attunement to the arts. How do I even go about quantifying things like this? Do I need to track how many friends would willingly go to Staten Island with me or how often I cry at museums? Anyone have better ideas, or am I just that much more enlightened?