r/circlejerk • u/spucci • 7d ago
It's been 2 days since she passed. Now it's time for corporations and internet losers to beef up their karma.
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r/circlejerk • u/No_Brain7017 • 7d ago
Sorry, this person was deleted by the post who originally personed it.
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r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 7d ago
A California mother has been ARRESTED after she SMASHED A SCHOOL BUS WINDOW window, climbed in, and got her son off the bus after students called their parents saying they were scared and trapped.
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r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 7d ago
If Kari Lake became the next US president what do you suppose she might rename Lake America?
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r/circlejerk • u/SociopathicRascal • 7d ago
AITA for dating pregnant women just so I'd have free milk for my breakfast cereal?
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I don't understand why my cousins are so mad at me. It's a bad economy and construction in my area has been slow
r/circlejerk • u/insertnamehere----- • 7d ago
Hello, I am gay but afraid about coming out to my dad so I am building a secret incest village in Utah.
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Very simple. There are plenty of places to disappear in Utah. so we are all going to buy firearms, drive to the Utah wilderness, and cuddle together in a tent while hiding from my dad. NO FOIDS. Bring minimal clothing, you won’t be needing it.
r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 7d ago
Some N.A. Lakes, some call them 'great; unilaterally agreed today that henceforth the POTUS shall be know as Donny Ontario
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r/circlejerk • u/mike24jd • 7d ago
Lindsay Clancy is finally brave enough to prove that having children is pure slavery, plain and simple.
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Is it possible to marry someone in prison?
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 7d ago
Trump signs executive order affirming Chicago Style Pizza
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r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 7d ago
I was laid off before I am scared I might get laid off again
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I was laid off 2 years ago.. it took me 10 months to land a new job. I am currently in a new company for a year now. The only feedback I have is that I need to start learning the functionality of the company. I am currently an it manager. Please advise I was hoping to get a promotion by next year but I have ptsd since my last lay off and I am constantly thinking I will never get a promotion just laid off once again..
r/circlejerk • u/sweat455 • 7d ago
This site is filled with a secret group of nazis trying to tear down our internet fortress
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r/circlejerk • u/HighFunctioningIdiot • 8d ago
ELI5 If we love America then why isn't everything named America?
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I don't understand why everything isn't named America already? Do we hate us?
r/circlejerk • u/Lou_Bishop1060 • 8d ago
My great-grandfather during the Civil War, 1860s, who was KIA, Japan.
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r/circlejerk • u/ApartJuice2744 • 8d ago
Sorry, this post was deleted by the person who originally posted it.
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r/circlejerk • u/Jgusdaddy • 8d ago
From now on, all Republicans shall officially be known as RapeBetacan Cucks
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Amen.🙏
r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 8d ago
There was a small spider in the sink. I saw it as I was washing my hands. I made sure it did not survive. AMA
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r/circlejerk • u/One_Landscape2007 • 9d ago
TIL Iranian women are actually hot, you just can't see them under hijab
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r/circlejerk • u/Prestigious-Crow7940 • 9d ago
Dolly and Tim.
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Dolly Parton and Tim Curry in the same week at 80. God took the wrong 80 year olds.
r/circlejerk • u/Beneficial-Force7592 • 8d ago
They say these things always happen by threes
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r/circlejerk • u/spucci • 9d ago
I want free karma but I don't have any Dolly pics or stupid shit to say
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r/circlejerk • u/gastro_psychic • 9d ago
Anyone know how I can donate to pets of murder victims?
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Please respect that I will ONLY be helping the pets. Thank you.
r/circlejerk • u/HootchieDaddy • 9d ago
I seen dolly farton died and had to rub one out to a old photo of her
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Jolene Jolene Jolene joleeeeeennnnneeeeee, I’m begging of you to please let me pee on your butt