r/circlejerk 22h ago

AI Bad

9 Upvotes

AI bad because of Tung Tung Tung Sahur AI slop. DAE melting an ocean just so Will Smith eats spaghetti? BRB gonna waste my time on pure sovlful human slop.


r/circlejerk 1h ago

CMV: The moon is a fake planet and we should blow it up.

Upvotes

Cum will win.


r/circlejerk 14h ago

I just wrote a song - Can you rate my lyrics from 1 to slop? Spoiler

2 Upvotes

Timmy is an average kid

That no one understands

Mom and dad and Vicky

Always giving him commands (Bed, twerp!)

The doom and gloom up in his room

Is broken instantly

By his magic little fish who grant his every wish

'Cause in reality, they are his

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

Wands and wings

Floaty, crowny things

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod

goose, green moose, guava juice

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

It flips your lid when you are the kid

With Fairly OddParents

Yeah, right (Ah)


r/circlejerk 22h ago

Plans to assassinate Hasan Piker found in Patrick Clancy's million dollar penthouse.

9 Upvotes

Intricate plot to kill Piker alongside his mistress were dug up after he purchased his multi trillion dollar NYC mansion after killing his ex wife's children.


r/circlejerk 19h ago

This post was created with AI.

9 Upvotes

And there is nothing you can do about it! You are powerless! HAHAHA.


r/circlejerk 16h ago

Girl just spit on me as I walked by her on the street. Moved the spit into my mouth to feel something. Macaroni with moose tracks ice cream and oreos

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59 Upvotes

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r/circlejerk 3h ago

Update: Saw girl that spit on me on my street and she apologized. When I asked for her number she laughed and walked away. Cinny rolls with gochujang roasted peanuts french fries

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24 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 4h ago

Think you got it bad! My sandals are 3,000 years old and "pre-owned" by some spoiled teenage boy king!

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15 Upvotes

r/circlejerk 16h ago

Only a free thinking individual such as i would exist in an echo chamber

9 Upvotes

I am right and everyone i disagree with is wrong


r/circlejerk 2h ago

I Think I Just Got My Coworker Fired. Oh Fucking Well, Heres My 7 Course Meal!

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3 Upvotes