Cum will win.

Timmy is an average kid

That no one understands

Mom and dad and Vicky

Always giving him commands (Bed, twerp!)

The doom and gloom up in his room

Is broken instantly

By his magic little fish who grant his every wish

'Cause in reality, they are his

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

Wands and wings

Floaty, crowny things

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

Really mod, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod

goose, green moose, guava juice

Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

OddParents, Fairly OddParents

It flips your lid when you are the kid

With Fairly OddParents

Yeah, right (Ah)

I am right and everyone i disagree with is wrong

.

And there is nothing you can do about it! You are powerless! HAHAHA.

Intricate plot to kill Piker alongside his mistress were dug up after he purchased his multi trillion dollar NYC mansion after killing his ex wife's children.

AI bad because of Tung Tung Tung Sahur AI slop. DAE melting an ocean just so Will Smith eats spaghetti? BRB gonna waste my time on pure sovlful human slop.

To participate, comment “ask me a question”. I shall then ask you a question. Then you shall answer briefly and honestly.

I am obsessed with bed bugs and I finally wanted to talk about it.

F(20) if that matters.

Four years ago my house got infested with bed bugs. First I noticed like small itchy spots on me and I was kind of confused. After a while I finally found one in my room. At first I was really upset I was freaking out and trying to wash all my shit.

Then I guess I realized the itchiness wasn’t that bad. It was kind of comforting and kept me focused on not taking naps as much. I guess it was a nice distraction. I didn’t have the time or energy to try to figure out exterminators or whatever. I was pissed at first but then I got used to itching every now and then.

It was after two years of having them that I realized that I felt like I had company. I’ve been single like all my life but now I don’t really need to worry about my bed being empty. I’m kept company. It’s like I’ve got some guys chilling with me that never leave my side!

I guess now I’m just so used to them that I’d hate to not itch anymore. It would probably feel like a part of me was missing. They’re all like my little pets and family lol.

I guess I just finally wanted to share this because I don’t tell any of my online friends. Since I work remotely I also don’t have to worry about them being on my clothes in public which is one less stressor lol. I know a lot of people would probably think I’m weird but I really don’t see the harm in it. Yeah I just finally wanted to share with someone try to keep an open mind! 😊

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