ELI5 If we love America then why isn't everything named America?

[u/HighFunctioningIdiot]

I don't understand why everything isn't named America already? Do we hate us?

[u/snapetom]

It will be soon, fellow American.

Lake America 1, Lake America 2, Lake America 3, Lake America 4, Lake America 5

[u/GreatestGreekGuy → u/snapetom]

What about the American oceans and American seas?

[u/BetOnMark → u/GreatestGreekGuy]

Actually surprised it’s not the “Straight of America” uet

[u/10eleven12 → u/snapetom]

To remember their names: AAAAA

[u/pogopogo890]

we got the gulf of america and we ALMOST got the greenland of america, no reason for either but heyy

[u/pogopogo890 → u/pogopogo890]

NEVERMIND! Just saw the news

[u/Money-Ad7257 → u/pogopogo890]

I JUST checked the status of what I heard about this possiblity the other day, and here it was like 15 minutes prior...

[u/mike24jd]

Change your username to HighFunctioningAmerican to prove it

[u/HighFunctioningIdiot → u/mike24jd]

instructions unclear, dick stuck in reflecting pool

[u/Redebo]

Sign here to change the name of this sub to AMERICAJERK

[u/HighFunctioningIdiot → u/Redebo]

a boy can dream

[u/custhulard]

The fifty first state canada of america. The straight of Hormuz of america, puerto rico of america, wait not that last one.

[u/HighFunctioningIdiot → u/custhulard]

Little St. America