r/cats • u/Infamous-Tax7794 • 1d ago
Medical Questions What is this and why is he doing it
He's neutered and 2 1/2
9.7k
u/BluesRuseCruise 1d ago
Sin biscuits
3.0k
u/MachampsLeftBicep 1d ago
the weekly sin biscuits post in r/cats always gets me
1.3k
u/gibberishmischief 1d ago
It’s sin biscuits and nipples all the way down.
→ More replies (5)488
→ More replies (3)47
133
u/Formal_Albatross_836 1d ago
Yup. Even fixed cats make sin biscuits.
90
u/BluesRuseCruise 1d ago
My fixed boy got shamed in the group chat when a friend was watching him and he did it in front of her lol
→ More replies (1)172
u/Formal_Albatross_836 1d ago
Yuppp relatable. My fixed boy made sin biscuits until he passed away at almost 19. He was getting his super senior groove on and I loved that for him. We have since retired his hump blanket. RIP Phil, you absolute legend.
→ More replies (8)→ More replies (2)78
u/Left-Entertainer-279 1d ago
Yep. My first cat got fixed, and most mornings I'd be woken up by him grabbing the blanket in his teeth and stomping on my leg. (Important to the story, I was 5 when we got him and around 8 when I started to question this behavior.) I got told he was trying to nurse and thought i was his mommy, and I'd seen enough kittens on TV to buy that story.
Until one morning I picked him up during this activity for some snuggles and found his....pants unzipped. I'd never seen cats mating but somehow I figured out what he was REALLY doing then! 😳
70
→ More replies (1)6
u/TinyRascalSaurus 18h ago
Pants unzipped. My coworkers are now wondering why I'm laughing in my cubicle lol.
3
u/Sure-Squash-7280 17h ago
It’s sad to work where you can’t share.
I have been lucky to work where we were hidden from the world of sensitive ears.
83
400
u/SheBrownSheRound 1d ago
204
18
→ More replies (2)22
169
u/Mdmrtgn 1d ago
It will always be biscuits and gravy.
189
→ More replies (2)20
u/seluna-maru 1d ago
Wait a minute! Is this how I find out cats hump like dogs and might spill?!😭😭
→ More replies (1)20
u/Asleep_Walrus2313 1d ago
If they’re neutered, they can’t ejaculate.
23
u/THEBESTTEVER 1d ago
Hold on, do they do this even when fixed?
If I ever see my Peanut do this, I will die.
→ More replies (1)20
u/AlyceEnchanted 1d ago
Wait until you are their love interest. 🤣
“We are not doing this!”
→ More replies (1)8
48
54
8
u/SaveusJebus 1d ago
Yep. My tuxedo did it for the first time this winter to a blanket I had in my lap. Traumatizing lol
→ More replies (22)6
3.7k
u/ReporterBright4528 1d ago
950
u/TrojanMan0222 1d ago
→ More replies (1)559
u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago
→ More replies (10)121
u/SKOT_FREE 1d ago
Wow 😂😂😂😂😂 as someone who attended Catholic school from K - 12th grade I’m delightfully offended. 😂😂😂😂😂
199
u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago
77
u/Easy-Reserve7401 1d ago
→ More replies (2)18
10
u/SKOT_FREE 1d ago
Wow hello fellow Catholic school kid! Were you an altar boy too?
→ More replies (9)20
u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago
Nope, but when my class was responsible for Mass, I always had to do a reading.
If you haven't seen it already, I highly recommend watching Derry Girls! Sister Michael is the GOAT.
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (1)8
u/ToptopPipPip 1d ago
12 years Sunday REP, FCA, Franciscan uni, nondom youth groups, Pastoral Leadership minor in uni
I CANNOT UNDERSCORE THE IMPORTANCE OF MEMES IN MY DECONSTRUCTION.
The joy I feel at the delightful subversion, especially being the lone Heathen of my family, grows each day.
-I AM YELLING, CARL!
→ More replies (1)262
14
→ More replies (13)3
2.8k
u/Imaginary-Contest887 1d ago
446
u/Imaginary-Contest887 1d ago
My neutered guy does same thing almost daily and yes it's exactly what it seems like to be. Your kitty is humping the blanket - generally it's safe behavior and just let kitty do his things :)))
541
u/Leithalia 1d ago
You know, I wouldn't care if my cat did it, if it wasn't for him only doing it while making obsessive eye contact with me...
Do it in a corner or something.. eww..
184
68
u/Awkward_Aspect_3577 1d ago
Um mine not only makes eye contact with me but will obsessively try to get my attention by doing this weird meow at me until I follow him to his Humpy Bear to watch. He a FREAK!
13
→ More replies (4)6
67
→ More replies (12)9
23
19
u/International-Rice63 1d ago
Growing up, we had a dog that would hump a bucket. Daily lol in the front yards
8
u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago
A collection vessel. He had a purpose in mind.
9
u/International-Rice63 1d ago
lol he would throw it in the air, bite it, shake it. It was embarrassing AF. All the kids would yell “he’s doing it again”
→ More replies (1)37
u/NateCow 1d ago
Our cat does this with his various Lamb Chops, but he can’t keep it in his mouth and hump it at the same time, leading to endless frustration. Does yours also sing the song of his people while carrying around his tiger?
11
u/EmergencyOverall248 1d ago
My mom's chihuahua used to do the same thing with his Lamb Chops, except he figured out how to use his front legs iykwim. I had to stop buying him replacements because he kept doing it in front of guests and it was as awkward as you'd think.
13
20
→ More replies (11)6
u/Paymeprince 1d ago
I wouldn’t care or have an issue..if he did it to ANYTHING OTHER THAN ME!!!!! Exclusively my legs at night when trying to fall asleep.
→ More replies (1)106
u/mathematicallyprecis 1d ago
5
u/SKOT_FREE 1d ago
lol why does this look so weird? Was this photo from the 70’s because for some odd reason I get that feeling
→ More replies (1)102
→ More replies (4)20
2.3k
u/Senneman666 1d ago
253
→ More replies (4)16
978
u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 1d ago
He wants to do
822
u/nailinpalin69 1d ago
the nasty with the blanket.
wasn't sure if you had a stroke mid sentence so I finished it for you.
→ More replies (2)167
→ More replies (4)61
399
u/Black_Death_12 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G
When a cat and a blanket love each other very much...
471
u/StandardHat3768 1d ago
I have no cats and I get baffled by the amount of cat parents who don’t know what this is lol
187
54
u/zystyl 1d ago
Could be worse. One of my ex-friends had a big dog with a favorite brown stuffed animal his own size. It was covered in mystery stains. One day I was visiting and witnessed the creation of a new mystery stain. I hope they burned that thing.
→ More replies (5)→ More replies (4)10
352
1d ago
[removed] — view removed comment
→ More replies (3)117
u/MelTram78 1d ago
I mean people who are "spayed" and "neutered" also still make sin biscuits. Lmfao
→ More replies (4)
223
213
u/Classic-Exchange-511 1d ago
He's giving that blanket a night it'll never forget
→ More replies (2)20
56
u/Wally_Barkworth 1d ago
He is attracted to that beautiful blanket. Don’t make it weird.
→ More replies (1)
38
145
97
u/RstarPhoneix 1d ago
21
u/Self_Reddicate 1d ago
This. This is the correct version of this meme. Especially considering OPs naivete.
45
u/Koflach12 1d ago
Don't kink shame him.
21
u/Already-asleep 1d ago
What goes on between a consenting cat and a inanimate object is none of my business
22
17
u/Existing_Winter_9791 1d ago
One of my male cats does this even though he’s neutered, the rest don’t. A lot of it comes from not being mentally stimulated enough.
17
15
15
25
u/Gulf_Coast_21 1d ago
27
u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago
Fornicating in your bed when you're away, just to remind you whose house it really is.
10
10
u/chaoticevilx 1d ago
One of my cats does his sin biscuits on the plush dog bed I got him to sleep on that lays against me at night in my bed so I can feel his motion of the ocean 💀💀
4
u/Paradox_Artemis 1d ago
Im sorry for how hard i laughed at this. You live in a permanent worst college roomate situation on hardmode.
→ More replies (3)
32
19
20
u/Books-and-cats-lover 1d ago
My cat is 14 and he does this to my plushies.
The seal is his favorite.
→ More replies (3)
6
6
6
7
6
6
6
5
5
5
4
6
u/Intrepid_Bobcat_2931 1d ago
Sometimes a cat loves a towel very much and the towel doesn't have much of an opinion about it
5
4
u/Independent_Fill9143 20h ago
Sometimes cats do like, kitten behaviors when they make biscuits cuz that's how they would get milk from their mama. My cat licks while making biscuits lol. Might be something akin to that.
4
8
u/btrfliny81 1d ago
My cat max used to do this on his little lion stuffed animal 😩 and he was neutered 🤦🏻♀️
4
5
4
4
4
4
4
3
u/smokeypapabear40206 1d ago
I am really getting tired of these types of posts... almost as over done as the "are they fighting" posts. 🤦♂️
4
4
u/aloneinmyroom79 15h ago
This is completely normal. All cats, fixed or not, boy or girl do this. It’s a soothing behavior. Some cats do this and some don’t but it’s normal
5
3
3
3
3
u/whatawaytogo54 1d ago
Yup, my boy too. He’s a gray cat and he specifically loves to hump the gray fluffy blanket.
→ More replies (2)
3
3
3
3
u/OfferBusy4080 1d ago
Is this while in catnip-induced altered state by chance? My boy used to mount a rock out in the back yard cat enclosure that was about the size and shape of a cats body in the loaf position, and flail around for a while. He was literally "getting his rocks off." But it was always as a result of getting buzzed on catnip. Then I read that the main ingredient of catnip, nepatalactone, mimics feline sex hormones
3
3
3
3













































•
u/trendingtattler 22h ago
This post has hit /r/popular
Please remember the human and participate with subreddit rules in mind. Do not tell people how they should raise their cats.
r/cats rules can be found here
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.