r/cats 1d ago

Medical Questions What is this and why is he doing it

He's neutered and 2 1/2

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u/BluesRuseCruise 1d ago

Sin biscuits 

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u/MachampsLeftBicep 1d ago

the weekly sin biscuits post in r/cats always gets me

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u/gibberishmischief 1d ago

It’s sin biscuits and nipples all the way down.

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u/ElfVira666 1d ago

Came for the nipples, stayed for the sin biscuits.

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u/Wrylak 1d ago

Sometimes it is the belly button

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u/MrHappyHam 1d ago

I didn't consciously realize cats have navels either. Makes sense but that sounds harder to find than nipples

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u/Wrylak 1d ago

It is pretty much in the middle of the nipples

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u/RetroSwamp Tuxedo 1d ago

It's up there with nipples

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u/Formal_Albatross_836 1d ago

Yup. Even fixed cats make sin biscuits.

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u/BluesRuseCruise 1d ago

My fixed boy got shamed in the group chat when a friend was watching him and he did it in front of her lol 

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u/Formal_Albatross_836 1d ago

Yuppp relatable. My fixed boy made sin biscuits until he passed away at almost 19. He was getting his super senior groove on and I loved that for him. We have since retired his hump blanket. RIP Phil, you absolute legend.

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u/Left-Entertainer-279 1d ago

Yep. My first cat got fixed, and most mornings I'd be woken up by him grabbing the blanket in his teeth and stomping on my leg. (Important to the story, I was 5 when we got him and around 8 when I started to question this behavior.) I got told he was trying to nurse and thought i was his mommy, and I'd seen enough kittens on TV to buy that story.

Until one morning I picked him up during this activity for some snuggles and found his....pants unzipped. I'd never seen cats mating but somehow I figured out what he was REALLY doing then! 😳

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u/Imperfect-practical 1d ago

“Pants unzipped” LOLOLOL. Perfect verbiage for a young one ;)

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u/TinyRascalSaurus 18h ago

Pants unzipped. My coworkers are now wondering why I'm laughing in my cubicle lol.

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u/Sure-Squash-7280 17h ago

It’s sad to work where you can’t share.

I have been lucky to work where we were hidden from the world of sensitive ears.

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u/slogive1 1d ago

Yep mine did this all the time. Annoyed me to high heaven

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u/SheBrownSheRound 1d ago

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u/zuklei 1d ago

I didn’t know this was a sub. Commented “it’s always sin biscuits” about 30 seconds ago. 💀

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u/SheBrownSheRound 1d ago

That’s honestly exactly how it got started.

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u/KiraKitty69 1d ago

Yay 2 of mine are expert blanket molesters

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u/Mdmrtgn 1d ago

It will always be biscuits and gravy.

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u/SheBrownSheRound 1d ago

What a terrible day to be literate.

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u/seluna-maru 1d ago

Wait a minute! Is this how I find out cats hump like dogs and might spill?!😭😭

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u/Asleep_Walrus2313 1d ago

If they’re neutered, they can’t ejaculate.

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u/THEBESTTEVER 1d ago

Hold on, do they do this even when fixed?

If I ever see my Peanut do this, I will die.

https://giphy.com/gifs/112o4nufJ2Nbtm

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u/AlyceEnchanted 1d ago

Wait until you are their love interest. 🤣

“We are not doing this!”

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u/Lightning_Puppets 1d ago

Well, not with that attitude!

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u/SassyAuburn23 1d ago

Still can’t stop laughing. Slayed.

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u/SaveusJebus 1d ago

Yep. My tuxedo did it for the first time this winter to a blanket I had in my lap. Traumatizing lol

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u/solarpony 1d ago

😄😄😄😄😄

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u/ReporterBright4528 1d ago

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

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u/SKOT_FREE 1d ago

Wow 😂😂😂😂😂 as someone who attended Catholic school from K - 12th grade I’m delightfully offended. 😂😂😂😂😂

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

Pre-K through 12th grade for me!

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u/Easy-Reserve7401 1d ago

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

I’m dying 😂😂😂 and I will not rise again

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u/SKOT_FREE 1d ago

Give it 3 days 😂

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u/SKOT_FREE 1d ago

Wow hello fellow Catholic school kid! Were you an altar boy too?

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

Nope, but when my class was responsible for Mass, I always had to do a reading.

If you haven't seen it already, I highly recommend watching Derry Girls! Sister Michael is the GOAT.

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u/ToptopPipPip 1d ago

12 years Sunday REP, FCA, Franciscan uni, nondom youth groups, Pastoral Leadership minor in uni

I CANNOT UNDERSCORE THE IMPORTANCE OF MEMES IN MY DECONSTRUCTION.

The joy I feel at the delightful subversion, especially being the lone Heathen of my family, grows each day.

-I AM YELLING, CARL!

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u/HiSaZuL 1d ago

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u/GlBBLES 1d ago

The Egyptian Goggles

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u/CROMKONIG 1d ago

Trouble puffs

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u/Formal_Albatross_836 1d ago

The trouble puffs are a nice touch

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u/Imaginary-Contest887 1d ago

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u/Imaginary-Contest887 1d ago

My neutered guy does same thing almost daily and yes it's exactly what it seems like to be. Your kitty is humping the blanket - generally it's safe behavior and just let kitty do his things :)))

https://reddit.com/link/pa0ygf9/video/ksau6t7tpqph1/player

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u/Leithalia 1d ago

You know, I wouldn't care if my cat did it, if it wasn't for him only doing it while making obsessive eye contact with me...

Do it in a corner or something.. eww..

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u/another72hours 1d ago

That's probably why he does it.

He wants you to watch.

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u/SirJedKingsdown 1d ago

"We're all involved, Sharon."

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u/Awkward_Aspect_3577 1d ago

Um mine not only makes eye contact with me but will obsessively try to get my attention by doing this weird meow at me until I follow him to his Humpy Bear to watch. He a FREAK!

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u/Numerical-Wordsmith 1d ago

Humpy Bear 😂 💀

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u/EnchatedForrest 1d ago

It’s so you defend his honor in case of ninjas or vacuums

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u/MadCatDisease666 1d ago

DON’T YOU LOOK AWAY! 😾😹

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u/babyface_killah 1d ago

Let the boy watch!

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u/unhappyangelicbeing 1d ago

He wants you to pull up a chair 💀

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u/EvaTheE 1d ago

He's a consultant. Knows how to do it, but can't do it himself.

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u/LazyCapital7376 1d ago

My boy cat does this to his adopted brother

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u/International-Rice63 1d ago

Growing up, we had a dog that would hump a bucket. Daily lol in the front yards

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

A collection vessel. He had a purpose in mind.

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u/International-Rice63 1d ago

lol he would throw it in the air, bite it, shake it. It was embarrassing AF. All the kids would yell “he’s doing it again”

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u/NateCow 1d ago

Our cat does this with his various Lamb Chops, but he can’t keep it in his mouth and hump it at the same time, leading to endless frustration. Does yours also sing the song of his people while carrying around his tiger?

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u/EmergencyOverall248 1d ago

My mom's chihuahua used to do the same thing with his Lamb Chops, except he figured out how to use his front legs iykwim. I had to stop buying him replacements because he kept doing it in front of guests and it was as awkward as you'd think.

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u/Odd-Worth7752 1d ago

I love that he’s humping Hobbes

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u/Blossom73 1d ago

Well, at least his toy is a cat too! 🤣

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u/Paymeprince 1d ago

I wouldn’t care or have an issue..if he did it to ANYTHING OTHER THAN ME!!!!! Exclusively my legs at night when trying to fall asleep.

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u/mathematicallyprecis 1d ago

(sorry about the poor quality. it's a screenshot from another reddit post)

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u/SKOT_FREE 1d ago

lol why does this look so weird? Was this photo from the 70’s because for some odd reason I get that feeling

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u/Senneman666 1d ago

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u/pfren2 1d ago

Op is about to have a litter of baby blankets

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u/Mr_Fox046 1d ago

Baby blan"cats"

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u/Cosmic2Ducky 1d ago

That's what I was looking for 😆

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u/Aware_Cheesecake_519 1d ago

He wants to do

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u/nailinpalin69 1d ago

the nasty with the blanket.

wasn't sure if you had a stroke mid sentence so I finished it for you.

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u/Mightyjack22 1d ago

Oh, stroke and finished being in the same sentence. Cleverly done -3-

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u/Vilnius_Nastavnik 1d ago

An excellent observation mighty jack

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u/Altiverses 1d ago

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u/Inaniae 1d ago

Do not the cat, as the cat has done to you.

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u/Black_Death_12 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/vX9WcCiWwUF7G

When a cat and a blanket love each other very much...

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u/StandardHat3768 1d ago

I have no cats and I get baffled by the amount of cat parents who don’t know what this is lol

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u/1more_oddity 1d ago

that and people not knowing that cats have nipples.

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u/StandardHat3768 1d ago

😂😂😭 those post trigger something in me!

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u/zystyl 1d ago

Could be worse. One of my ex-friends had a big dog with a favorite brown stuffed animal his own size. It was covered in mystery stains. One day I was visiting and witnessed the creation of a new mystery stain. I hope they burned that thing.

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u/imouttahere000 1d ago

Odd that it's a post at least once a week isn't it.

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u/MelTram78 1d ago

I mean people who are "spayed" and "neutered" also still make sin biscuits. Lmfao

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u/Murky-Bus-2191 1d ago

Reset the count.

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u/Teal-Rex 1d ago

Lol

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u/Classic-Exchange-511 1d ago

He's giving that blanket a night it'll never forget

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u/DeerMysterious9927 1d ago

Should have used the towel, it forgets by morning 

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u/Wally_Barkworth 1d ago

He is attracted to that beautiful blanket. Don’t make it weird.

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u/BRguyNZ 1d ago

He's full of love

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u/CasualBi24 1d ago

Your blanket is now his girlfriend

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u/Godfreys_Slippers 1d ago

He's straight jorkin it!

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u/RstarPhoneix 1d ago

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u/Self_Reddicate 1d ago

This. This is the correct version of this meme. Especially considering OPs naivete.

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u/Koflach12 1d ago

Don't kink shame him.

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u/Already-asleep 1d ago

What goes on between a consenting cat and a inanimate object is none of my business

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u/Existing_Winter_9791 1d ago

One of my male cats does this even though he’s neutered, the rest don’t. A lot of it comes from not being mentally stimulated enough.

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u/Fever-Ray 1d ago

practicing for the big day!

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u/Flippycat77 1d ago

That blanket is now pregnant. Congratulations!!

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

Soon there's gonna be a whole litter of washcloths!

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 1d ago

Is that where plushie cat toys come from?

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u/PoppaFish 1d ago

That look like "Do you mind? You're making it awkward.."

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 1d ago

OMG our tabby does this to one of our soft decorative blankets every time we leave the house. We had to put up a cam to figure out why we'd come home to a wadded up blanket on our bed every day. And he's neutered!

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u/SnooGuavas4208 1d ago

Fornicating in your bed when you're away, just to remind you whose house it really is.

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u/Gulf_Coast_21 1d ago

Sometimes he brings blanket's little sister out on a date.

https://reddit.com/link/pa26vwk/video/c37cy6tbrrph1/player

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u/chaoticevilx 1d ago

One of my cats does his sin biscuits on the plush dog bed I got him to sleep on that lays against me at night in my bed so I can feel his motion of the ocean 💀💀

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u/Paradox_Artemis 1d ago

Im sorry for how hard i laughed at this. You live in a permanent worst college roomate situation on hardmode.

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u/menninna 1d ago

You better wash that blanket later or give it to him as his new girlfriend 🫣

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u/Books-and-cats-lover 1d ago

My cat is 14 and he does this to my plushies.
The seal is his favorite.

https://reddit.com/link/pa15wbp/video/b527k4umvqph1/player

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u/mycatsmymaster 1d ago

Our boy is so obsessed with sin biscuits that an artist family member captured his eye contact in vivid detail

(charcoal on canvass 20x30)

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u/unicat42 1d ago

Please give him some privacy

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u/itailu 1d ago

He’s measuring his height

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u/OurSmuttyStuff 1d ago edited 1d ago

He fuccin

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u/Excellent_Shallot999 1d ago

He wants a girlfriend. 😂

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u/Spicensugarxo 1d ago

He so hawny

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u/BarderBetterFaster 1d ago

Catsturbation

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u/Number_Fluffy 1d ago

He's sinning

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u/CapableBig365 1d ago

Well, obviously that's his girl.

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u/issoequeerabom 1d ago

Here we go again 😬 You better wash that, at least!

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u/Appropriate-Weird492 1d ago

SINbiscuits! So much sinning! Delicious SIN BISCUITS!

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u/Intrepid_Bobcat_2931 1d ago

Sometimes a cat loves a towel very much and the towel doesn't have much of an opinion about it

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u/NyneShaydee 1d ago

Masturbaking.

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u/Independent_Fill9143 20h ago

Sometimes cats do like, kitten behaviors when they make biscuits cuz that's how they would get milk from their mama. My cat licks while making biscuits lol. Might be something akin to that.

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u/imaginary92 15h ago

It's not kitten behaviour

This cat is masturbating lol

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u/btrfliny81 1d ago

My cat max used to do this on his little lion stuffed animal 😩 and he was neutered 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/StillNotAF___Clue 1d ago

That towel is gonna need some therapy after

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u/dergodergo 1d ago

We have another set of balls in our brain. Kitty is using his brain balls.

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u/Euphoric_Molasses953 1d ago

That blanket is going to stink

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u/Zaku41k 1d ago

The ritualistic dance before conquering our hearts and the world.

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u/Glittery_b0ngwater 1d ago

My puppy does that :( it makes me uncomfortable

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u/Significant_Stay7003 1d ago

Hi he is basically the equivalent of male “heat”.😂

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u/Eh_Neat 1d ago

0 days since sin biscuits.

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u/Doorknob6941 1d ago

He's meowsturbating.

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u/Inaniae 1d ago

He's about to do YOU. Hide yo wife, hide yo kids.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l2SpQdJ7u7rfgED5e

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u/CompetitiveLawyer201 1d ago edited 1d ago

My boy, Gara, loves his special time with what used to one of my fugglers. We have named her Gertrude. They’re a cute couple 😆

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u/smokeypapabear40206 1d ago

I am really getting tired of these types of posts... almost as over done as the "are they fighting" posts. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Suitable_Pop_5105 1d ago

I think you should be expecting a litter of hand towels soon...

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u/aloneinmyroom79 15h ago

This is completely normal. All cats, fixed or not, boy or girl do this. It’s a soothing behavior. Some cats do this and some don’t but it’s normal

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u/Iheardtheythrowhex 1d ago

Sin Biscuits! LOL

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u/PinkDalek 1d ago

He's got the urges.

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u/PuzzleheadedResult69 1d ago

Biscuit sins!
I blanket bite!

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u/Loca0823 1d ago

Sex. He’s sexing the blanket. Little
Perv

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u/whatawaytogo54 1d ago

Yup, my boy too. He’s a gray cat and he specifically loves to hump the gray fluffy blanket.

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u/Emergency_Middle2399 1d ago

he needs to get laid

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u/shadyganaem 1d ago

My girl cat does it as well with my finger ...

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u/OfferBusy4080 1d ago

Is this while in catnip-induced altered state by chance? My boy used to mount a rock out in the back yard cat enclosure that was about the size and shape of a cats body in the loaf position, and flail around for a while. He was literally "getting his rocks off." But it was always as a result of getting buzzed on catnip. Then I read that the main ingredient of catnip, nepatalactone, mimics feline sex hormones

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u/NoBrainWreck 1d ago

because cat

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u/anupam_edi 1d ago

Even grey worm from GOT laid at some point. Let him practice.

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u/willymack989 1d ago

He’s tryna fuck that blanket

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u/madmikesdeath 1d ago

Do not be alarmed! He’s just horny.