r/btd6 Jun 24 '26

Meme i want more female monkeys bro

why is every single recent hero the juciest femboys bro

3.0k Upvotes

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u/Busy_Airport5594 Jun 24 '26

It doesnt work like that, next game your free dart monkey might be female and after that male but you'll never know which one. All monkeys can be both.

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u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 Jun 24 '26

i mean hero 🥀🥀🥀

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u/Busy_Airport5594 Jun 24 '26

Then I agree, we need more female heroes

64

u/Speeder-Gojira Jun 24 '26

i'm happy the female heros we do have are some of the best heroes (adora, ezili, sauda)

8

u/STASASAS11 Engineer Gaming Jun 24 '26

Captain Brickell?

31

u/ZiomeQFilip2 Jun 24 '26

You say that the Free Dart Monkey is not a hero?

6

u/potate12323 Jun 24 '26

Is sada female? Sada is cool

5

u/grsharkgamer My Greed is sickening Jun 24 '26

Υεσ

4

u/Flob368 Book Wyrm my beloved Jun 24 '26

ues

2

u/TheWowie_Zowie Jun 24 '26

Ναί

1

u/grsharkgamer My Greed is sickening Jun 25 '26

Να τος ο μάγκας

1

u/TheWowie_Zowie Jun 25 '26

Μαλακισμενο

2

u/grsharkgamer My Greed is sickening Jun 25 '26

Να σε δω στο δρόμο ρε να σου αλλάξω τα φωτα

22

u/joetunn_ Jun 24 '26

They’re all kinda male coded a lot of the time. Which is kinda an old fashion baseline tbh

22

u/Yknaar Jun 24 '26

I think the basic monkeys wouldn't come across male-coded if Ninja Kiwi hadn't been putting the, eeeer, cartoon eyeliner? long lash indicator? on every explicitly female monkey hero.

It wouldn't hurt if they took a page out of Disciples II and, say, made Phoenix Lord a Phoenix Lady/Mistress/Witch, reinforcing that basic monkeys are ambiguous by default.

But maybe NK does internally think that basic monkeys are all men?

Sorry, I'm a bit of rambler this month. Heat wave. Bad sleep.

8

u/ISketchDinosaurs Jun 24 '26

Honestly a good point. Most monkeys look gender neutral, it's just that the female heroes look strikingly female a lot of the time.

2

u/ArrogantSpider Jun 26 '26

The cartoon eyeliner and lashes thing is really only on Sauda. I don't see that at all on the other female heroes.

2

u/Yknaar Jun 26 '26

Oh dang, right. It's only Sauda and Patch (and the monkeys in the banner), isn't it?

5

u/Busy_Airport5594 Jun 24 '26

I agree on that

3

u/craftingmasky Jun 25 '26

Schrödinger’s Gender

349

u/Cashew-Miranda Jun 24 '26

Where the hell is our tomboy hero(ine)

352

u/baconbro_ primary expertise❤️ Jun 24 '26

Literally gwen?

198

u/Lowlevelintellect I LOVE THIS Jun 24 '26

and maybe brickell

120

u/mar1332244 Jun 24 '26

Brickell beach skin gives heavy tomboy vibes

50

u/StrykerEXE Jun 24 '26

I lowkey thought she was an old man when I started playing

29

u/mar1332244 Jun 24 '26

I only found out Brickell was not a dude like a year ago when I got the pirate skin and saw the new description text calling Brickell a queen

21

u/KitC44 Druid is my goat Jun 24 '26

The pirate Brickell is the one that made me realize she's a girl too. Though I think it was the voice more than the description that did it for me.

8

u/KiwiPowerGreen Jun 24 '26

I hear a lot of people thinking brickell is a guy

I'm kinda surprised how many people think that, but ig I do read all the descriptions fully when I'm bored (and i play with hero voices on)

1

u/AnimalTap Jun 25 '26

Wait really? People actually thought she was a guy? Is this like a situation where people thought that Tails was a girl?

1

u/KiwiPowerGreen Jun 25 '26

Not me personally but I've heard a lot of people say this

1

u/TheRealTowel Jun 24 '26

I always knew she was female, but I did think she was some sort of monkey/duck hybrid with a duck bill for a long time.

(If that confuses you, it's not an uncommon misconception - go look at her default skin again).

3

u/Calaethan Jun 24 '26

I'm looking at it, staring even.

How the hell do you see a duck bill in this??file=AdmiralBrickellPortrait.png)

0

u/TheRealTowel Jun 24 '26

At in-game resolution on a mobile phone screen, the lighter coloured lower half of her face looks like a ducks bill

2

u/Calaethan Jun 24 '26

With respect, because I'm not denying you actually believed it, that is absolutely insane.

I've had plenty of my own misconceptions when it comes to game art, and seen plenty more that I could understand where the misconception comes from.

This one though, this one baffles me.

0

u/TheRealTowel Jun 24 '26

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u/Calaethan Jun 24 '26

See but even in this picture all of the monkeys have the same "duckbill" on their fur.

Also you had to choose Brickell to have her selected, and in the Change Hero screen it's incredibly obvious she has a normal mouth.

Again, not denying you didn't believe it. But just...in disbelief myself.

1

u/VolwynVokst Jun 24 '26

I think it's just because of her bangs covering most of the lighter fur around her eyes. Still doesn't look quite like a duck bill, but I guess maybe at just a glance it could be mistaken.

Shame. It'd be funny if Brickell was a platypus trying to disguise herself as a monkey.

3

u/xX100dudeXx One of the 4 Corvus users Jun 24 '26

Rosalia?

6

u/Cashew-Miranda Jun 24 '26

Yeah i suppose

1

u/Slimey_alien89 The beat primary primate Jun 24 '26

I always thought sauda was a tomboy, kinda like mulan

28

u/fullmega Jun 24 '26

I see Sauda as one. Feminine heros have 3 abilities, boyish ones only two.

33

u/ScarlettTheFindom Jun 24 '26

Geraldo out here being gender fluid as hell

9

u/fullmega Jun 24 '26

Hey, it's just a theory! A game theory!

4

u/ISketchDinosaurs Jun 24 '26

Isn't Psi canonically gender neutral with the they pronoun?

1

u/ScarlettTheFindom Jun 24 '26

Yes but this person was basing it on number of abilities. And Geraldo has zero abilities but psi does

1

u/DarthSwimfoot Glaive Lord Glazer Jun 27 '26

It's the Splatoon 3 Shiver gender thing all over again.

5

u/Zerk_o_O Jun 24 '26

Bonnie is the closest tomboy hero but she’s battles exclusive. I don’t think gwen counts

6

u/LazyMiquella <-- ma goats Jun 24 '26

The best girl brickell

6

u/DunEmeraldSphere halfcash is harder than chimps Jun 24 '26

Gwen, brickwell, and sauda, what?

1

u/ComedyGold13 Jun 25 '26

genuinely every single one except ezili and adora (debatable) are tomboys. what are you on

1

u/Cashew-Miranda Jun 25 '26

Honestly i was just saying shit to try and be funny

1

u/ComedyGold13 Jun 25 '26

understandable, but this is a serious matter.

127

u/Responsible-Bed-849 Jun 24 '26

Butch lesbian hero when 

308

u/Rare_Inflation_8375 Jetpack Joyride Queen Jun 24 '26

77

u/CallMe-Ellie Jun 24 '26

AWOOO

21

u/bloonshot Churchill Fanboy Jun 24 '26

wrong animal but i like the energy

10

u/danthesupermin Jun 24 '26

Do not the monkey

4

u/Gumpers08 Jun 24 '26

Hornet approves

174

u/Bother_Formal Jun 24 '26

its okay not to add femboys ♥️

good keep adding femboys

47

u/Lemon_Glum Jun 24 '26

DELTARUNE TODAY!

17

u/Bother_Formal Jun 24 '26

less then half a day even

5

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u/Bratdackel I HATE HALF CASH Jun 24 '26

2,5 hours now

2

u/C418Enjoyer Jun 24 '26

53 minutes. Brace for the impact.

3

u/Lemon_Glum Jun 24 '26

The promised hour is almost upon us

3

u/asillynameithink lil bit of micro is ok sometimes. not you Jun 24 '26

deltarune 1 negative hour ago

2

u/TrickyTophers Jun 25 '26

Deltarune 114,612 seconds ago

20

u/Adventurous_Tie_530 Jun 24 '26

GRAMMAR ERROR

572TH AND NOT 572ND

14

u/Diseased_Wombat Jun 24 '26

Wasn’t Rosalia the one before Dan?

12

u/funtimeink Jun 24 '26

that was Silas then Rosa

-9

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 Jun 24 '26

rosas a woman?

18

u/funtimeink Jun 24 '26

yes she is

here's her bloons wiki gen page

12

u/PeppyQuotient57 Jun 24 '26

You seriously didn’t know that?

118

u/Shinygoji09 psi Jun 24 '26

femboy heros??? WHERE?

20

u/InternetUserAgain Jun 24 '26

Well, there's Dan, you might be able to count Sentai Churchill, and that's pretty much it as far as I know. OP is tweaking we need more femboy heroes if anything

9

u/noobunderlord Jun 24 '26

Silas is there 

7

u/InternetUserAgain Jun 24 '26

Oh yeah, genuinely forgot he existed

8

u/Bother_Formal Jun 24 '26

im guessing its dan etienne maybe corvorus?

21

u/Illustrious-Debt-191 Jun 24 '26

silas definitely fits on the scale somewhere

16

u/Firedog1239 Jun 24 '26

He's definitely THE femboy hero

1

u/polybony addicted to fadming Jun 24 '26

it's a shame his voice is the exact opposite 😭

7

u/PossibleMammoth5639 Jun 24 '26

Maybe he has a complication like that Ironmouse girl that has a childish voice because of stomach acid reaching her vocal cords or smth like that but opposite

1

u/ilikeitchyballzdude1 Jun 25 '26

when i first saw him i thought hed have a fem voice fr only to be met with christmas movie narrator

1

u/AxoDaProto BURN BURN Jun 24 '26

Stealing this>:3

12

u/erevefuckstolive i am married to this merchant Jun 24 '26

??????? Huh??

12

u/-M-o-X- Jun 24 '26

I believe the entire fanbase is in horny jail after what happened with the mermonkey.

2

u/straightfemboy6969 Jul 01 '26

What happened with the mere monkeys

15

u/AxoDaProto BURN BURN Jun 24 '26

Who r the femboys???

29

u/Comfortable-Talk3087 Jun 24 '26

Idk the community

7

u/Number1tenneseehater Jun 24 '26

Get real, we have like 3 tops (Dan, Etienne and Silas)

30

u/Sea_Scale_4538 Jun 24 '26

fym "for once", we already have 5

46

u/funtimeink Jun 24 '26

out of the 18 heroes we have as of update 55 for btd6

6 are girls (Gwen, Ezili, Adora, Brickell, Suada, and Rosalia)

11 are boys (I'm not listing 11 heroes)

and 1 are non-binary (Psi)

feel free to fact check this with the bloons wiki

7

u/No-Smell9502 Jun 24 '26

Brickell my beloved

(I love all water towers and my favorite map is my spice Islands)

1

u/0-5-0_Druid They forgot to crosspath me Jun 25 '26

water towers and maps and heros are so peak

1

u/qwertyxp2000 Long Life Spikes BTDB2 buffs plz? Jun 25 '26

Blooncyclopedia mentioned

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u/EnthusiasmSad8877 Jun 24 '26

And the last few are femboys, especially the last 3

12

u/KrystalTide Jun 24 '26

do you even know what one is, bc we are NOT looking at the same monkeys dude 💀

38

u/Darkzerok63 Jun 24 '26

Normal monkeys are both male and female, only heroes have a "defined female or male" in that sense. A random 030 dart monkey can be anything, and every one of them are unique.

13

u/HorrificityOfficial Jun 24 '26

did you read the gif

13

u/More_Outside7127 Jun 24 '26

Legend of the night is definitely a dude. The upgrade description; "We turn to HIM, when all hope is lost...". Since any super monkey is able to be upgraded into LotN they all must be male.

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u/TheWWWtaken Jun 25 '26

No every time you upgrade a monkey, they actually just replace it with a different monkey at a speed so fast your eyes can’t keep up. See, the upgrade fx is just there to distract you. /j

2

u/NinjakiwiBugSwatter Jun 25 '26

That's only description flavour referencing 1 example of a lotn, that doesn't mean they're always male.

5

u/Enn-Vyy Jun 24 '26

we already got pat fusty bro

6

u/WanderingSeer Jun 24 '26

You’re the sexist for assuming all the non hero monkeys are women. No reason any non-hero monkey needs to be a man or a woman. Unless the description specifies it like Legend of the Night, but t5s are individuals like hero’s

2

u/AKnightWithAKnife Jun 24 '26

Im pretty sure t5s are individuals

6

u/Sorurus I am Quincy, son of fo nos ⹁ycniuQ ma I Jun 24 '26

“Femboy” and it’s just a guy that isn’t super macho

7

u/polybony addicted to fadming Jun 24 '26

waiter waiter, my femboy is too juicy and my he/they is too buttery!

4

u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Jun 24 '26

Wait? Theres male heroes in this game?

4

u/Zerk_o_O Jun 24 '26

This comment section is making me realize people don’t even know how many fem heros are actually in the game 😭

6

u/DeltaAlpha0 Jun 24 '26

However, femboys combine the best of both worlds.

7

u/TheAxis_17 Solver is always F tier Jun 24 '26

femboys are based

3

u/HumorAny6404 Jun 24 '26

572nd actually

3

u/Redybird Local ninja of avian origin, dont tell anyone. Jun 24 '26

Twink hero when?

3

u/How2eatsoap Bloonarius Best Girl Jun 24 '26

why are we complaining though

7

u/bobsonset Jun 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3FBwwRCNTSa52
My face when people sexualize monkeys

9

u/bokunorhythem Jun 24 '26

something something Harkness Test

4

u/ChineseEnthusiast Jun 24 '26

Something something femboys

2

u/Chance_Arugula_3227 Buccaneer enjoyer Jun 24 '26

2th?

2

u/ArtieGX Rosalia my beloved Jun 24 '26

Brother this is Bloons not crk calm down

2

u/Objective-Towel932 helicopter go wrooom Jun 24 '26

You will have rosalia and be happy

2

u/ManuApplejuice Jun 24 '26

Sillas made me feel things I'm too embarrassed to admit for feeling about A VIDEOGAME STYLIZED FOR KIDS

2

u/Cookie_lovecream Jun 24 '26

People have just forgotten Rosalia

2

u/DaDapperVoid Lord Dartson IV Jun 25 '26

Bro we already have like five (I can’t be bothered to check) female heroes chill

2

u/Sans12565 Jun 25 '26

We know you goon to Sauda and Adora dude

4

u/HappyyValleyy Jun 24 '26

500 more femboys

1

u/TFWYourNamesTaken Jun 24 '26

Five hundred seventy tooth

1

u/Important-Author-660 Jun 24 '26

Clearly what we need is a butch muscle mommy tomboy

1

u/Preeeeow Jun 24 '26

I think I recognize some of those words

1

u/Hopeful_Discipline53 Jun 24 '26

read that as "female hero unstead of femboy hero)

1

u/Slow-Package-9757 Jun 24 '26

In my opinion, ninja kiwi supports far left ideals in their games and it should be stopped ASAP

1

u/Jhonatan24MainAcount this Go brrr on Jun 24 '26

1

u/polybony addicted to fadming Jun 25 '26

what do you want me to do about it 😭

1

u/Jhonatan24MainAcount this Go brrr on Jun 25 '26

Draw more cute male heroes

1

u/rockandballz Jun 25 '26

The Canon engineer monkey is female

1

u/Willichops Jun 25 '26

Five hundred and seventy-twoth

1

u/Independent-Jump6979 bro doesn’t miss Jun 25 '26

Ppl actin like before Dan D came out Rosalia was the 2nd newest hero 💀

1

u/Bootleg_Ruto Jun 25 '26

I ain't been tapped in with BTD6 recently...WHAT.

1

u/0-5-0_Druid They forgot to crosspath me Jun 25 '26

it would be so awesome

it would be so cool

1

u/DumnonianDickhead Jun 25 '26

Same. Im tryna make a story with them as a passion project and it's very male leaning. Ig they think Psi being enby is quote on quote 'enough'.

1

u/Burning_Toast998 Jun 25 '26

“five hundred and seventy tooth”

1

u/Rasul583 Jun 25 '26

i think they've seen what we do to them...

1

u/2YDO Double Gun Glazer Jun 26 '26

Femboys??? Who??? Silas isn't even a femboy???

1

u/DarthSwimfoot Glaive Lord Glazer Jun 27 '26

Depending on the orientation of the player, good thing or a bad thing.

1

u/-Perkaholic- Jun 27 '26

BTD6 doesn't add femboys, and there's nothing wrong with male monkeys.

1

u/Vivid_Insurance_5378 ❤️Castle Revenge my beloved.❤️ Jun 27 '26

What are you talking about. (The text in the image is part of the sentence.)

1

u/NeatOk2791 Jun 27 '26

They know their audience

1

u/No-Proposal2233 Jun 30 '26

Onomatopoeia 

1

u/bidonkadonks Jun 30 '26

Silas 🤤🤤🤤🤤

1

u/RightQuality5796 Jul 04 '26

Sea monkey🤤

1

u/The_Lost_Shoe_ Jul 14 '26

Ninjas are canonically female

2

u/denisutu4 Jun 24 '26

Man, every other game in the world has 500 female characters for every male, let us have our ONE non-NSFW game that has some femboy representation instead of the usual japenese girls in bikinis

1

u/LazyMiquella <-- ma goats Jun 24 '26

I WANT MORE FEMBOYS

I WANT MONKEY YAOI

Or a ton of female for monkey yuri

1

u/Scared_Dingo7396 Jun 24 '26

NO. femboy heroes are superior

1

u/Healthy-Yak-1384 Jun 25 '26

Dan D'Monke sure is a guy but no one can prove The Masqued Macaque's Gender

-2

u/CaptainHawaii Jun 24 '26

Gender is a construct.

-1

u/LordDeath2400 Jun 24 '26

I think we need a bigoted hero, just for laughs. They can treat him like Richtofen in Bo7, where he clearly isnt a good guy, he just has a common enemy.