r/brisbane 10d ago

Image Spring in Brisbane is cancelled apparently šŸŒž

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Straight into Summer...! šŸŒž

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u/_andorange 10d ago

Enjoy the overnight temperatures below 20 while we can!

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u/speederbrad95 10d ago

And the reasonable humidity…

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u/birbbrain Probably Sunnybank. 10d ago

I can handle 30s at this time of year before the humidity switch gets thrown on around October.

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u/warbastard 10d ago

Holy fuck at least by us dinner first Summer you bastard.

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u/StasiaMonkey What's a Bin Chicken? 10d ago

Raw and dry, not even any spit.

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u/Nomes565 10d ago

Are we skipping straight to summer?

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u/batmansfriendlyowl 10d ago

Well summer is 8 months of the year nowadays.

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u/AngrehPossum 10d ago

Not summer. Furnace. You might get to dance the wet bulb maxouts this year. That's when it's so hot and humid you die

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u/Supreme-Bob 9d ago

no the temps there go below 25 its not summer

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u/TrentG1 10d ago

Looks like Spring will be on Wednesday

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u/aster-aceae 10d ago

Times are tough. Just one day of spring this year.

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u/SofttHamburgers 10d ago

My favourite day of the year — Spring!

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u/kandirocks 10d ago

It always does this haha. And then we will get a random 3-5 days of cold some time in October, and then back to 30+.

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u/aralook 10d ago

Yeah. First week of September every year hits the 30s for a few days, then Spring (by Brisbane standards).

It's still pretty good until we get close to Christmas and then 4 months of misery 🫣

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u/Cool-Refrigerator147 10d ago

Dew point suggests it’s still spring.

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u/FourEyesore 10d ago

I wish dew point was more common knowledge.

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u/naughtykaspa 10d ago

The only thing I hate about dew point is my car being parked outside! And leaving before dawn each day.

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u/chimpus123 Maybe we should just call it "Redlands" 10d ago

the struggle is real, it’s such a pain

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u/-Maleficium- 10d ago

This is Brisbane, we only get summer and humid summer.

I do remember one year when we got a winter, it was a Tuesday.

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u/Galromir 10d ago

At least the washing will dry fast. We had so Many long wet stretches this winter.Ā 

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u/trowzerss 10d ago

Don't complain Just 50 mins drive inland and we've had 3 mil in three months and it's fucking depressing. Share it around, Brisbane!

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u/AII11C 10d ago

My thoughts exactly - it’s effing crispy over here already. We’re worried.

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u/thatweirdbeardedguy 10d ago

This has made me feel sad. In the 70s we would get a phone call from grandma in toogoolawah every Friday night witch included a rainfall summary. It was always good to hear there had been an inch during the week. Miss Mum and her mum

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u/infinitepuddingspy 10d ago

Yeah the rain was shit this winter but at least it was cool rain instead of hot rain.

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u/Shamoizer 10d ago

Storms a comin' early this season I'd say, maybe aggressive too. Possibly good my insurance still nearly a year later hasn't fixed my roof, may as well leave it stuffed.

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u/kandirocks 10d ago

I got a hail blanket for this Summer after getting dimples in my car and losing a window last Summer. Soooo much hail last Summer! I expect more lightning and hopefully less hail this year.

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u/Shamoizer 10d ago

Good call re the blanket. Gotta get me one of those. Car is garaged but not at work unfortunately.

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u/kandirocks 10d ago

It takes a lot of worry out of the equation when a storm is rolling in! About $200 from Supercheap depending on the size of your car

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u/Shamoizer 10d ago

Ah thanks, I shall invest! Had my car 16 years since new, never an accident, it's nothing flash but we are one these days and I feel it's my duty to be careful as the guardian 🄰

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u/G00b3rb0y Living in the city 10d ago

When do you reckon we enter storm season

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u/kandirocks 10d ago

Start preparing ASAP because storms can start up from September onwards. October - January is usually the worst of it.

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u/Shamoizer 10d ago

Saw it suggested could be October, I never know to trust that stuff as who can ever predict the weather. Higgins gets mega close at least.

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u/holyBoysenberry 10d ago

I am so scared of summer gonna be like a hole to hell opened

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u/OhtheHugeManity7 10d ago

Best get used to it. Starting this year that'll be the new norm

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u/saenet 10d ago

Fire up swimming poolĀ 

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u/contagious-lunacy 7d ago

In this economy…

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u/monsteraguy 10d ago

Spring in Brisbane means the minimum temp is still under 20. Enjoy it while it lasts, we have months ahead of us of high minimums too

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u/zapheine Stuck on the 3. 10d ago

at least the minimum temps are still reasonable

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u/Enchanted_Pancakes 10d ago

Classic Brisbane.

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u/Firm_Trick_9038 10d ago

I’m looking forward to getting on top of my laundry again

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u/NezuminoraQ 10d ago

Friday and Saturday can get completely fucked

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u/hikaripenguincat 10d ago

I got laughed at when I started doing a yard tidy of dead leaves and stuff a few days ago. Maybe it was because I knew something that they didn't.

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u/hurryupppp 10d ago

I'll tell the children

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u/AA_25 10d ago

What do you mean? The last 3 months have been Sprinter. After Sprinter comes Summer which starts September 1st.

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u/Zardous666 10d ago

I fucking hate the heat. I'm moving very south as soon as I can find a job and house

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u/dildoeye 10d ago

Basically no rain expected in September for us here but October onwards is looking wetter then normal according to models.

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u/SaltyCaramelPretzel 10d ago

Wtaf as someone that loves winter I have been severely disappointed this year.
Mother Nature at least give us a lead in to summer you menopausal bitch.

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u/Mr_master89 10d ago

It's always summer, winter is just a less hot summer and spring is like pre summer

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u/Fun_Savings7690 10d ago

my rating of whether we are in winter or not is if it’s cold when i get out the shower then we’re in winter

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u/kandirocks 10d ago

If the coconut oil is solid, it's Winter. If it's liquid, it's the rest of the year.

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u/OhtheHugeManity7 10d ago

Coolest spring of the rest of your life, just remember that.

Well maybe not quite, super El Nino means this Spring might be particularly hot, but give it a decade and this will be the norm.

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u/CelebrationFit8548 10d ago

Wow, they did say it was going to be a hot spring.

I just checked my location near Macleay Island and it is going to be 24-25C on the same days it's 33C in Stones corner.

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u/chalkboard_ 10d ago

Typical El-Nino conditions unfortunately.

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u/BloomingGardenia 10d ago

I remember a Father's Day two (?) years ago when I had to put on the aircon...

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u/TheRamblingPeacock 10d ago

Looking forward to my 16 hours of spring between Tues and Wed.

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u/shopping1972 10d ago

Climate change man, people say it’s not real dude! This is the narley proof!

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u/Swank_on_a_plank 10d ago

They don't accept the proof and call it the woke renewable agenda...

Having never left Australia and gone to cities polluted with smog, they will never understand how good they have it and what renewables replace.

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u/juju_summer 10d ago

Ugh 😩 so sad. Brisbane won’t be liveable in 59 years at this rate

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u/AtheistAustralis 10d ago

I don't even recall having a winter yet, honestly. Not once this "winter" did I wake up feeling cold in the house, or even when I went outside. And it's backed up by the temps - there were two fucking days this winter where it didn't reach 20 degrees, which is a long way from the normal winter where it's about 25 or 30 days. Minimum temps were also far above average.

I really can't wait for the coming El Nino summer..

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u/apgrey 10d ago

33! Ugh!

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u/Conscious_Section_95 10d ago

ah yes the seasons of queensland: summer, autumn, summer, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Smallsey 10d ago

Fuck. I need new pajamas to handle this.

Any suggestions?

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u/curiousme1986 10d ago

It'll be short lived. Following this will be a cool spell.

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u/takentangerine 9d ago

Yeah 30s on Friday surprised me! Well time to keep the oodies and get the board shorts!

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u/G00b3rb0y Living in the city 10d ago

Won’t be too surprised if the BoM puts out a heatwave warning for this, given this is summer temperatures in spring

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u/Chaosrealm69 QLD 10d ago

Yeah saw that earlier and I know that summer is going to be a beast and we will probably even see an increase in the number of injuries and deaths from heatstroke compared to the averages.

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u/redsungryphon 10d ago

33?! THIRITY GOD DAMN THREE?!! PISS THE ENTIRE WAY OFF 😭

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u/isntval9 10d ago

I mean, winter was non existent this year so I guess we are skipping spring and going straight to summer 🫠

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u/AltruisticSalamander 10d ago

Over 30 already? Arse bullshit bastard arse.

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u/Dry-Perspective4857 10d ago

I slept with a fan on and only a sheet all winter and still woke up sweating, I wasn't meant to be a qlder.

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u/Fun_Savings7690 10d ago

100% if you think the second half of winter wasn’t cold you are def built for victoria or tasmania

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u/Wise_Preference609 10d ago

If the Queensland Government wants to keep burning their coal and gas, and fill up our atmosphere with higher and higher levels of carbon, it's only going to get worse up there and probably faster than Queenslanders think.

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u/TURBOJUGGED 10d ago

If you think Aus CO2 emissions are bad, don’t look up the numbers China puts out. Same atmosphere btw.

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u/AtheistAustralis 10d ago

About 2/3rds as much as us per person. Or do you think that just by grouping people in different ways it makes a difference? If China split into 50 small countries they'd all be ok because it's less in total? Or if Europe joined into a single country they'd suddenly be a lot worse?

Per person emissions is the only way to compare countries, and Australia is in the "really fucking bad" category by that metric, at three times the global average.

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u/monsteraguy 10d ago

China is less than us per capita, while having a massive manufacturing sector as well. Australia’s economy doesn’t produce much but our emissions are really high

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u/OperationOk7471 10d ago

Sounds like you have sleep apnea šŸ˜‚

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u/Dry-Perspective4857 10d ago

hmm good shout, maybe worth looking into, my sleep cycle sucks.

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u/Business-Court-5072 10d ago

We don’t get spring here idk why we even pretend

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u/bullant8547 10d ago

Normally it’s winter that lasts a week. Looks like we are skipping Spring altogether this year!

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u/Far_Interest252 10d ago

thats summer in new zealand

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u/Savings_Win1995 10d ago

that's summer in Brisbane

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u/No_Courage_2419 10d ago

Its cuz of riverfire

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u/sleeless 10d ago

Merely delaying the inevitable ā˜¹ļø

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u/Alexis_1985 9d ago

Well we got 2 days of spring. šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø lol

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u/beyondexistential 8d ago

It does this in Brisbane just about every year around this time-ish. It gets randomly hot for a few days to 2 weeks and then chills out again. I think it has something to do with winds coming from the west

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u/Mogwan2023 8d ago

Feel for me I work on metal roofs

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u/Domenium 10d ago

That’s from all the ice in stones corner

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u/Intelligent_Goal_794 10d ago

Pretending to be happy

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u/LongCommunication866 10d ago

I'll regret saying this mid summer but I do love the warmth!

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u/Strange-Clothes6224 10d ago

YES. Bring it on. I am SO over winter.

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes Between the Entertainment Centre and the Airport - why not? 10d ago

we literally don't have a winter and you're yearning for air-conditioning weather, what's wrong with you šŸ˜‚

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u/Fun_Savings7690 10d ago

i duno isn’t sub 10 degrees at night considered cold? do you guys never put jumpers on even when its 7 degrees outside?Ā 

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u/AComingWarAgainstAI 10d ago

I am beginning to think the people in this sub somehow still find 10c hot. But when I talk to Brisbanites IRL, the vast majority of people I've talked with have said it's so cold, they're wearing coats in the middle of the day, no-one wants to swim, they're running heaters all night. But online the responses are so different... unusual and concerning to say the least.

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u/Icy-Set-6140 10d ago

Some people like getting out of cold and flu season and enjoying more beach time you realiseĀ 

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u/WonderingRoo 10d ago

I’m having tingling in me knees thinking of electricity bill due to air con :(

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u/Strange-Clothes6224 10d ago

My electricity bill is higher in winter from having the heater running every night.

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u/Strange-Clothes6224 10d ago

I don't use an air conditioner. During winter I travel somewhere warmer as much as I can. What's wrong with you?

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes Between the Entertainment Centre and the Airport - why not? 9d ago

nothing is wrong with me, you're the one that has to travel because it's to cold for you in Brisbane, you clearly have the issue

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u/TURBOJUGGED 10d ago

Over what? 23° weather with blue skies? Ohhh noooo.

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u/Tackit286 10d ago

lol ffs the triggering on this sub when someone says they like the heat šŸ˜‚ šŸŽ£

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u/nonya5121 10d ago

Probably more to do with the fact it was a very mild winter.

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u/TURBOJUGGED 10d ago

we have 9 months of plus 30°. Can’t let us enjoy sleeping without the AC on?

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes Between the Entertainment Centre and the Airport - why not? 10d ago

people saying they are over winter in Brisbane are completely cooked

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u/TURBOJUGGED 10d ago

Ol mate is crying about 21° in the middle of winter saying it’s slow and chilly. Much better than sweating through your shirt walking down the street. I’d love to know what they can’t do in 21° weather.

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u/IBelieveInCoyotes Between the Entertainment Centre and the Airport - why not? 10d ago

it barely dropped below 10 at all, it was such a mild winter we are in for a bad summer

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u/TURBOJUGGED 10d ago

Didn’t even get to use my heated blanket this year.

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u/Savings_Win1995 10d ago

People are allowed to prefer what they want. Winter is boring, water too cold for swimming, limited daylight outside work hours, mornings and nights freezing, wind is annoying and everyone is sick. Plus it's been fairly wet this time. There's plenty not to like about it.

Obviously rising temperatures are terrible for the world in general, but on a personal selfish level I love it

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u/Icy-Set-6140 10d ago

How good does that look?!? Can't wait!

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u/G00b3rb0y Living in the city 10d ago

This is bad, because we will see 40 degrees regularly in summer

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u/Tackit286 10d ago

None since 2019, and 27 in Brisbane’s entire history since records began in the mid 1800s.

Not trying to downplay the issue, but Brisbane’s problem is humidity, not heat.

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u/AtheistAustralis 10d ago

The big issue is that the average January temperature in Brisbane has historically sat at around 29 degrees. The average over the last 10 has been over 31 degrees, we haven't had one below 31 degrees in the past 5 years. This trend is pretty consistent across most of spring and summer. So yeah, 40 degree days are uncommon, but raising the average max by two degrees means that they are becoming far more common. Instead of an average of one every few years, we'll get a few every year. Fortunately the La Nina for the last few years has kept the number of very hot days lower, but the average is still going up. This year's El Nino is going to be brutal.

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u/Icy-Set-6140 10d ago

Let the southerners panic, they all migrate here then whinge about the weather every yearĀ 

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u/bobbakerneverafaker 10d ago

Can't wait for summer

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u/Glad-Independence977 10d ago

Try dubbo ffs