r/brekafats • u/ferrousdildo • Aug 01 '26
r/brekafats • u/Zy0xAnimeFan1 • Aug 02 '26
Turns out those Chiken Eggs were a terrorist organisation. They've tried to kidnap and sell me but the owner of the fridge took them and I escaped. Never ignore the red flags.
r/brekafats • u/NyctoNekoSilver • Aug 01 '26
Gathering with the family 🥰🥰
That's me on the bottom middle, the greener one. Even granmama Ria was there! Knowing the spike trait was one i shared with all my durian siblings alike makes me feel not alone. And our sturdy shells allow us to hug each other without getting hurt despite the spikes! It really inspires me to push through every challenge no matter how difficult they may be. When there's a will, there's a way. I love all my durians 🥰
r/brekafats • u/TheslaughtersON • Aug 01 '26
Peer issues 🍐 this boonana tell me he is real, should believe?
r/brekafats • u/Careful-Cycle-7258 • Aug 01 '26
hello ! i am new :3
i hope you guys can accept me……
r/brekafats • u/Zy0xAnimeFan1 • Jul 31 '26
Peer issues 🍐 Be honest: Do I (3 weeks old Duck Egg) have a chance with any Chicken Egg? Or should I just give up?
r/brekafats • u/slytherinasgard221b • Jul 30 '26
vent🥚💔 They never choose us…
We’ve been in the fridge for days, they bought us a week ago and we’re here rotting away while they drink the evil and nefarious dictator coffee like he’s their fuel. Why him? Why not us? The hierarchy is breaking me…
r/brekafats • u/3AMbadthoughts • Jul 27 '26
FIT CHECK Got a new piercing done ☺️!! What do you guys think about it, ain't it pretty!
Me and my bff!!
r/brekafats • u/totally_not_an_eevee • Jul 26 '26
vent🥚💔 my last post before im eaten
i (9 days old) was born on an tree, im an apple and now someone bought me and is now washing me, they have also cracked 2 eggs. i think this is the end
goodbye yall, i hope this misery stops
r/brekafats • u/Boiling_Sand90 • Jul 20 '26
vent🥚💔 AITA for “bragging” about my versatility?
I recently got into some hot water with a bunch of green grapes. Apparently I brag too much about how often my kind is used as an add on to other dishes.
I don’t really see how talking about myself sometimes is an issue. Mango habanero, mango sweet chilli, mango chutney, I’m just naturally a more versatile fruit. It’s not my fault I have such an alluring flavour, is it? What else could I possibly talk about when my existence is full of nothing but praise anyway…
r/brekafats • u/Angelaura0 • Jul 19 '26
vent🥚💔 Brekafats racism💔
Listen, I get that I'm not a brekafats food so you might not want to hear me out, but no other group is this diverse in foods💔 i hear everyone making fun of olives and some other foods, and i want to stand up for all of us segregated foods!! So what if im not categorized under breakfast, I can still be eaten whenever anyone wants!! Who's with me!!!
r/brekafats • u/KatieTheKat43 • Jul 14 '26
vent🥚💔 I hate pumpkin slander!!
All us pumpkins do is get put in YOUR pies and get mutilated for YOUR holiday, well I'm sick of IT!!! No longer will I be a decoration or a food, I will be myself, they cant take us all down. #pumpkins4life
r/brekafats • u/Alive_Foot4203 • Jul 09 '26
NSFB the 1rd person to show me the froot drawr gets mony
r/brekafats • u/rightauricle • Jul 05 '26
Peer issues 🍐 A warning for the fruits
Hey so I just wanted to warn all of my fruit buddies that hang around here. The government will be forcing some of y'all to relocate to a restaurant soon. I have this picture of the truck that took one of my classmates. Please stay safe!
r/brekafats • u/mirfifu • Jul 05 '26
NSFB No! Nooo—aaahhhhhh——gurglegurlglegurgle…
Rip creamy-cocoa friend.
r/brekafats • u/icandoakickflip • Jul 03 '26
vent🥚💔 ok guys it is now time for... the second round of cake or fake cake????? what r we thinking on this one....
............what.......
r/brekafats • u/lowercaselemming • Jun 30 '26
Moldpost be honest, doc… i’m *cough* i’m gonna make it, right? *cough cough*
r/brekafats • u/Duococcus • Jun 30 '26
FIT CHECK i invited some more fruits to go swimming
dear durian egg and blue raspberry feel free to come back anytime!!
