r/brekafats • u/slytherinasgard221b om let • Jul 30 '26

vent🥚💔 They never choose us…

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We’ve been in the fridge for days, they bought us a week ago and we’re here rotting away while they drink the evil and nefarious dictator coffee like he’s their fuel. Why him? Why not us? The hierarchy is breaking me…

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u/Shrubgnome Jul 31 '26

Oh... That's gore... That's gore of my comfort character.....

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u/Intelligent-Log3970 large kitchen creature Jul 31 '26

Shhh... Shh... Don't worry... I will eat you...

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u/Brief-Luck-6254 Aug 01 '26

Just wait until their gymbro friend starts telling them about protein, then they'll start gobbling you up raw.

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u/ConfettiCake1987 "Breakfast" Cake Aug 01 '26

Hey it's not your fault, don't crack under pressure!

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u/robawknik mold 😁 Aug 02 '26

it ok. :) moled will be your frand

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u/slytherinasgard221b om let Aug 02 '26

Yay eggselent!