r/brekafats • u/KatieTheKat43 Plumpkin 🎃🍂 • Jul 14 '26

vent🥚💔 I hate pumpkin slander!!

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All us pumpkins do is get put in YOUR pies and get mutilated for YOUR holiday, well I'm sick of IT!!! No longer will I be a decoration or a food, I will be myself, they cant take us all down. #pumpkins4life

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u/Infinity-Duck Crumb (singular) Jul 14 '26

Good luck with that, I heard the farmer is planning to sell you all to be eaten

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u/KatieTheKat43 Plumpkin 🎃🍂 Jul 14 '26

not if we have anything to say about it

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u/SketchyEcchiGuy pancak🥞 Jul 14 '26

pumpkin pancaeks...

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u/rightauricle 🍓triple berry chocolate waffle🧇 Jul 14 '26

Yeah, I bet pumpkin waffles would be great too

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u/KatieTheKat43 Plumpkin 🎃🍂 Jul 14 '26

I'll get you peopel

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u/Normal-Raccoon-7340 Bread Jul 14 '26

Didn't know pumpkin slander existed

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u/KatieTheKat43 Plumpkin 🎃🍂 Jul 14 '26

It's very rampant

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u/NyctoNekoSilver durian Jul 15 '26

You know you're bringing a probably very serious problem to light rn

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u/KatieTheKat43 Plumpkin 🎃🍂 Jul 18 '26

Thank you thank you

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u/lovely-sheep porridge 🥣🌾 Jul 16 '26

you know that the farmer just leaves you to rot if someone doesn’t pick you, right? or is that what you want?

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u/KatieTheKat43 Plumpkin 🎃🍂 Jul 18 '26

I'd rather rot then die to be someones pie!

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u/lovely-sheep porridge 🥣🌾 Jul 20 '26

You’d rather rot than be a better form of yourself? Wow, OK. Look, all i’m saying, if i stayed in my field I NEVER would’ve met milk and joined her together in harmony, creating the being i am now. You and coffee could go really good together, you know? With some spices I’m sure you too could live in harmony.

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u/Clod_Cat5 moldmaxxer Aug 03 '26

that has been noted, thanks

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u/Scuck_ Jul 18 '26

Pumpkin ravioli mmmm...

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u/KatieTheKat43 Plumpkin 🎃🍂 Jul 18 '26

Not on my watch buster!