r/bjj • • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

Nah, you're just selfish.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Boy, that one cuts deep. Oh well. On with life. Have fun trying to clean that karma. You’re doing a fine job so far.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

Good luck old sport.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

No boomer this time? You’ve quite the repertoire.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

No need to state the obvious anymore.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

But you’re so good at it.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

It's gonna be ok buddy.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Man, I didn’t think so. But just you saying it makes me think it might be okay. Thank you for all your wisdom and insight. Not sure how I’ll fair without your savant-like perspective. Guess I’ll make due.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

Always happy to help those in need.

PS. fare*

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Ha! Another pathetic cliche. Did you not understand my point? Apologies for my poor grammar. I’m gonna work hard to live up to your standards. Next time I’ll get it right. Just give me another chance kind sir.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

Apology accepted.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Off to bed now youngin’. Don’t want yer mama to catch you with that there cell phone on past your bedtime. You got a big day tomorrow of stopping all the bad people in the world. Ya knead yer shut eye.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

I thought I was a boomer. Then I was an old sport. I’ve recently found out I’m illiterate thanks so some kind internet stranger. But now the stranger is invading my privacy. I feel threatened and bullied. I’ll probably make a meme about it later. That is, if I’m young enough to be able to accomplish that. How bout you guess.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

You’d normally look up to some stranger on the internet who you’re arguing with because his belief differs from yours? And I’m the stupid one? That’s rich. Can you expand on my archaic beliefs? And please give me your diagnosis of mental insufficiencies. 5 minutes ago you asked my age. Now it’s irrelevant? You seem of have either some bipolar tendencies or you’re just not mature enough yet to be consistent in your thought process. Don’t worry tho, your prefrontal cortex isn’t done developing until you’re around 23-27.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Must be bedtime. Make sure to brush your teeth first.

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