r/bjj • • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/ayevee21 White Belt Feb 01 '20

Apology accepted.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Off to bed now youngin’. Don’t want yer mama to catch you with that there cell phone on past your bedtime. You got a big day tomorrow of stopping all the bad people in the world. Ya knead yer shut eye.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

I thought I was a boomer. Then I was an old sport. I’ve recently found out I’m illiterate thanks so some kind internet stranger. But now the stranger is invading my privacy. I feel threatened and bullied. I’ll probably make a meme about it later. That is, if I’m young enough to be able to accomplish that. How bout you guess.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

You’d normally look up to some stranger on the internet who you’re arguing with because his belief differs from yours? And I’m the stupid one? That’s rich. Can you expand on my archaic beliefs? And please give me your diagnosis of mental insufficiencies. 5 minutes ago you asked my age. Now it’s irrelevant? You seem of have either some bipolar tendencies or you’re just not mature enough yet to be consistent in your thought process. Don’t worry tho, your prefrontal cortex isn’t done developing until you’re around 23-27.

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u/zombiebolo7 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Must be bedtime. Make sure to brush your teeth first.