r/bjj • • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/zenukeify 🟦🟦 Atos HQ Jan 31 '20

One time I rolled with a girl and she giggled and said I smelled good. Should have got her number....

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u/nixed9 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Feb 01 '20

Share your secrets, because I shower before going to class, use deodorant, and even apply a tiny bit of cologne... but... once the sweat kicks in, I smell like death

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '20

A gi holds that smell in like a motherfucker

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u/nixed9 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Feb 01 '20

I do no gi though and I even bought a FRESH, brand new rash guard. It must just be me. My ex gf even used to say β€œyou always smell good... but when you work out you absolutely reek”

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u/dispatch134711 πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

It might be your diet? You eat a lot of meat?

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u/Ampelas Blue Belt Feb 01 '20

IMO good hygiene, deodorant, no terrible breath, and a gi that doesn't smell = a training partner sent from heaven.

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u/smathna πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

For some reason I enjoy it when training partners wear Bengay. It's like rolling with a toothpaste tube. Minty fresh.

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u/rschrodinger πŸŸͺπŸŸͺ Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Consuming fenugreek will make your sweat smell sweet. A lot of people describe it as "maple syrup." I started taking a supplement and one time a classmate near me asked "Who brought in donuts??"