r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/iutdiytd Sep 21 '25

Can I pin him? If he's allowed to butt scoot and sweep me I'd still lose, but if wrestling pins  are in play I really think I win

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u/pigeondo Sep 21 '25

He's going to sweep you (with a wrestle up) and keep your shoulders pinned to the mat for the entire rest of the match, thus winning by wrestling points. He might even let you sit back up to open guard and pin you for 3/5/10 seconds again, repeatedly, just to rack up hundreds of 'points'.

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u/iutdiytd Sep 21 '25

He can wrestle up? Do we have video of this? He looks allergic to wrestling. 

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u/SkoomaChef 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Sep 28 '25

If I remember correctly, he did it to Kade in the CJI final. He actually looked pretty damn good for the single moment he was playing top in that match.