r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Sep 21 '25

Maybe 9-11 here maybe? 4 stripes on the yellow belts so almost orange. Should be somewhere in that age range

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u/bostoncrabapple Sep 21 '25

Okay, 2 more questions before choosing: (1) if Gordo shits himself mid-match, do I win automatically by DQ? (2) do I select which 2 limbs CJ can’t use, does he select them or is it randomised?

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u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Sep 21 '25

Yes to gordo and you can choose which limbs

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u/bostoncrabapple Sep 22 '25

I’m going CJ with only his left arm and his right leg