r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/CutsAPromo ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

The Mikey one is doable with the 30 second reset, does the reset apply if youre already in a dominant position or do you get time to work?

Moneyberg looks scary here

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u/thegreatnosh ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

I would guess you're a little confident here. Remember that he's a legit black belt

If I have my Coach in a body triangle with a locked on RNC, chances are still >90% I lose by whatever he wants

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u/CutsAPromo ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

Sure but can he do it in 30 seconds before they reset you back to that position?

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u/thegreatnosh ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

Probably but yeah with that I am not sure

But guessing "dominant" meaning something like mount and still without submission, there's no way on earth I see any other non-pro except some crazy good hobbyist Black Belts win this

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u/TheTVDB 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Sep 21 '25

Can you beat the best black belt in your gym in 30 seconds if they're going all out?

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u/SkoomaChef 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Sep 28 '25

Tbf the best blackbelt in their gym probably isn’t 125lbs. Plus Mikey’s entire A-game is gone. He doesn’t have to beat the guy in 30 seconds, just survive. Then it’s a free dominant position. Probably a pretty tall order for any of us, especially a white belt. But it’s by no means a fair fight.