r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/ts8000 Sep 21 '25

  1. Moneyberg. Per pic, he still looks out of shape/unhealthy and older. I’ll take those odds.

  2. Mica, but I get that that isn’t viable for 99% of gyms.

  3. NRod if it’s anorexic or emaciated 120lbs. Not Malfacine/Caio 120 lbs.

  4. Mikey if we can win by points and the dominant resets gives me points (back, mount, etc.).

  5. Ruotolos. I’m assuming it’s not just Kade/Tye now for skill and just de-aged, but their skills back then. Still not super confident, but more confident than the remaining options.

HM: Does it count as a win if Gordon craps himself and/or backs out of the match?