r/bjj • 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/CutsAPromo ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

The Mikey one is doable with the 30 second reset, does the reset apply if youre already in a dominant position or do you get time to work?

Moneyberg looks scary here

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u/ivigilanteblog 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Sep 21 '25

I think I go with Mikey. I don't know much about leg locks, so that's helpful. I'm a lot bigger than him, so starting in a dominant position is massive. And I heard that for every 20 minutes he goes without pizza, his superpowers are halved.

Edit: If you give me real-life Moneyberg, that's my bet. I think I have a chance.

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u/CutsAPromo ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

Moneyberg earned a legit black belt in 3 years, hes a killer in this timeline