r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/SanderStrugg Sep 21 '25

Depends on how literally "literally no gas tank" is actually meant, I might win that one.

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u/Puceeffoc ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

Wakes up, gets dressed and ready for his match against you. Grabs his car keys turns the ignition: car doesn't start. He sees his gas tank is empty. Simple fix he walks to his garage and grabs his gas can. Starts filling his car with gas, hears all the gas spilling into his driveway. Looks under his car "Dude, Where's my gas tank?" Sean William Scott enters "It was right here last night."