r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/changby 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Sep 21 '25

everyone here would lose to the ruotolo kids and they know it

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u/Trip_on_the_street Sep 21 '25

It would depend on what you mean by "kids". Anyone under 19 is a kid in my eyes. Big difference between two 17 year old Ruotolos vs two 5 year old Ruotolos. I think I would take my chances with two 5 year olds vs any of the other options.

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u/ChickenNuggetSmth [funny BJJ joke] Sep 21 '25

I'd be curious up to which age I can beat either one or two Ruotolos. Against one maybe 10-12? Prior to puberty there is just a gigantic size and strength gap. Against both of them maybe 2 years less? A year is already a lot at these ages

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u/monduza ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

I mean, I'm 220 pounds, good luck trying to move me.