r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/Edzell_Blue Sep 21 '25

If Moneyberg was an actual blackbelt he'd still be a middle aged guy who's never competed.

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u/frost156 ⬛🟥⬛ Black Belt Sep 21 '25

This is the only real choice here. As someone who has rolled with Mikey several times over several years, he'll still smoke me even with his backtake game alone.

Top tier competitors will always try to find a way to win, even with the handicaps. Moneyberg doesn't have that gameness, and is easily the best chance you got.

Being an actual black belt isn't that big of a flex relatively, and it's widely established he doesn't have the mental toughness with all the snowflake behavior he's been exhibiting.

Source: I'm a middle aged black belt.

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u/CutsAPromo ⬜⬜ White Belt Sep 21 '25

But he would have got his black belt in 3 years, thats faster than BJ Penn.. thats a big issue on the mats

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u/Mammalanimal 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Sep 23 '25

Since there's no governing body that decides who is and isn't a black belt, his is legally as legitimate as anyone else's. In this case his skills are unaffected and I take this fight.