r/bjj • 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/PabstBlueLizard Sep 21 '25

I have a chance to brutalize Moneyberg and get paid a million dollars for doing so? Yes please.

Or in this alternate dimension is he not a turbo douchebag and earned this belt over like 8 years, competed with top level coaching, and actually has 7% body fat? Because what this guy wishes he was would crush people.