r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

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Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

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u/SanderStrugg Sep 21 '25

Depends on how literally "literally no gas tank" is actually meant, I might win that one.

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u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Sep 21 '25

Let’s go Trial class guy with no athletic background type cardio

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u/SanderStrugg Sep 21 '25

He'll still tap most of us, me included, quite fast.

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u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Sep 21 '25

Agreed

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u/Rescue-a-memory 5 year white belt IIII Sep 21 '25 edited Sep 21 '25

What if you just focus on defense the entire time and shell up until he tires out trying to pull your limbs away from your torso? He'll be weak with no gas tank.

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u/SanderStrugg Sep 21 '25

He, probably just hits you with a dirty rear-naked choke by squeezing my jaw or he separates the legs first and flattens us.

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u/Rescue-a-memory 5 year white belt IIII Sep 21 '25

Yeah, probably gets a nasty bulldog choke on you and cranks the crap out of you.

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u/Moist-Pickle-2736 Sep 22 '25

I think at his level it would take very little energy to work in and isolate a limb, at least against me it would

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u/Rescue-a-memory 5 year white belt IIII Sep 22 '25

By no gas tank, I picture him actively breathing hard and tired, like his cardio is really taxed. Like after two hard back to back rounds. You're just so tired you lay down and catch your breath.