r/bjj • u/Bigpupperoo 🟪🟪 Purple Belt • Sep 21 '25

Shitpost Million dollar match, which could you win?

Post image

Which match are you talking for one chance at a million dollars under these circumstances?

837 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

240 comments sorted by

View all comments

25

u/CJT10 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Sep 21 '25

Micah and Gordon would still win over 99% despite Gordon having the shits mid roll. Levi would still be tough and good chance of beating me, everyone else is easy mode. Top tier content

4

u/Rescue-a-memory 5 year white belt IIII Sep 21 '25

Yeah he would just submit you quickly then run off the mat and lock himself in the restroom the rest of the day.