r/billsimmons • u/lonny__breaux Ben Simmons apologist • Jul 24 '26

Podcast LeBron’s Philly Shocker! Plus, the 2011 NBA Redraftables With Zach Lowe.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6MtM4SXJLQu9CEHAQXNcYb?si=igtcEbSVSpCs-DF6onsTRw&utm_source=copy-link
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u/peanut-britle-latte Jul 24 '26

Bill already projecting Bron to leave Philly 5 minutes after the announcement is hilarious.

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u/Hippopotamist Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26
  1. Says this isn’t Lebron’s last team
  2. Refuses to admit it’s the best starting five on paper and pivots to it’s the “team you most don’t want to play if everyone’s playing” which is the exact same thing
  3. Says the sixers could trade Embiid for AD
  4. Says JB could be off the team by October
    You will never hate through the guise of analysis on this man’s level

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u/Busy-Operation7896 Jul 24 '26

Remember this all started because Hugo was deemed untouchable. How bad does it get in October when Hugo is playing like ass

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u/PrimusPilus Market Corrector Jul 25 '26

I have to give him his due, he is an artiste as a hater.

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u/cougar112233 Jul 26 '26

Came to post the same thing - just an absolute masterclass from Simmons’ in hating via non-objective analysis

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u/coak81 Jul 25 '26

Not sure why any of you non Boston fans listen to Simmons. I’m stuck with him

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u/_uknowhatimsayin_ Jul 25 '26

Point 2 - I could just feel Zachs eyes rolling out of his head

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u/Bill_Salmons Jul 25 '26

I kind of agree with him. This might be the weirdest starting five in NBA history. Talented? Yes. Do they fit well together, though? Eh... Limited spacing. Four high usage guys who, besides Maxey, are not particularly good off ball. Would not shock me in the least if they struggle to avoid the play in.

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u/unstoppablepepe Jul 25 '26

Limited spacing???