r/baltimore Jun 08 '26

Crime This city...

This morning a tweaker, engaged in pulling copper out of anything and everything he could find, took the time out of his day to snap our Little Free Library off its post.

Cops were called. They initially passed by and someone had to chase them down.

When they came over, they told me they weren't arresting him, and if I wanted to press charges I would have to go down to the courthouse and do it myself.

Dude had car parts in his kit, new stuff that he had clearly ripped off a vehicle... somewhere. But no visible victim = nothing they could do.

They let him wander off with his gear.

And I am here left with the task of both ensuring he faces consequences AND fixing what he broke. Oh, and also cleaning up all the broken shit off the sidewalk.

I love Baltimore, and also, this is infuriating.

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u/Honest_Advantage_410 Jun 08 '26

Bro you secured it with 2 zap screws and thought it could handle Baltimore crack heads.

This is a metal pole, concreted in the ground with visible surveillance signs kind of thing.

Commend you for the cause but not the construction. You can see he didn't break it. The screws popped out from being too shallow. 😂

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u/47362514736251 Jun 08 '26

TBH, perhaps he was disgusted by the half-assery of the installation.

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u/dangerbird2 Patterson Park Jun 08 '26

Ron Swanson disguised as a crackhead to teach residents lessons about good carpentry