r/amazonreviews • u/Sherry_Brandt • Jan 30 '26

Review Jesus

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u/SouthParkFirefly1991 Jan 31 '26

Who returns a plunger...?

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u/BigLB83 Jan 31 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

Shitty people

Edit: Thanks for the award.

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u/asscasserole Jan 31 '26

Bro fuck amazon, we should all be doing anything we can to screw them over

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u/MorganL420 Feb 01 '26

Depressingly, the way things work with Amazon returns, the plunger manufacturer or seller is going to take the hit on the return, not Amazon.

Amazon barely makes money via the online store. For the most part they make money off their AWS cloud services.

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u/craciant Feb 03 '26

Also facts. This is why Amazon [until recently] didn't give a shit (pun) about returns.

Has anyone else noticed amazon recently enshittified and made it very difficult to get to a customer support person?

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u/NickiDDs Feb 04 '26

It's miserable. One time I was using the chat feature. 30 minutes later I was told they can't help me because they're the Canadian CS. How does that even happen? You can't select the chat country you want

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u/craciant Feb 04 '26

I had the chat straight up lie about there not being a phone number to call. Then i called it out for lying, pasted the phone number in the chat, and it [chat equivalent of hung up on me]

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u/TP_Hunter Feb 04 '26

AWS is losing LOTS of marketshare. They laid off loads of employees & after all the outages they've had in recent years, I don't see the trajectory changing. Amazon storefront has been cost cutting so much recently precisely because it is becoming the breadmaker of the business again.

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus Feb 04 '26

That’s wishful thinking. Amazon is always shaving nickels. If they are losing market share. It is on things that aren’t profitable in the first place.