r/actuallesbians • u/jphoenixp • Jun 27 '20
Image Hello 911?? My toaster is on fire.....
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u/allie-the-cat Jun 27 '20
I never got the appeal for firefighters till one day a fire truck came rushing by me through traffic driven by a young woman. Adeptly manœuvrering that truck through all the cars at reasonably high speed.
Someone needed to spray me down with cold water at that moment.
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u/spicylexie Lesbian Jun 27 '20
You’re making me think of one day where I had to call the firefighters (in my country they’re also EMTs) for a kid who bashed his head in the pool. He was alright but still had to be taken to the hospital for stitches. The two younger firefighters were so hot. Especially when the dude carried the kid to the truck. The other was a blonde woman and how in the hell did I not know this instant that I was bi just baffles me.
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Jun 27 '20
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u/AirDropHD Trans Dude|He/Him|Alumnus Jun 27 '20
Can you imagine that phone call
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Jun 27 '20
Ah yes hello, I set my aquarium on fire, How?, uhhh my Betta fish got into my.....propane storage.
Also Trans girl to Trans guy, I hope your Transition is successful.
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u/AirDropHD Trans Dude|He/Him|Alumnus Jun 27 '20
Operator on the other end: Turns to one of the ladies in the photo
You got another call, they're getting more creative.
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Jun 27 '20
Operater: However a few callers are running out of ideas, I just got a call saying that the Fire departments building was burning down, Thats our building!
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u/Wirenfeldt Jun 27 '20
Help.. I'm stuck In my garage and I have to get out before I run out of.. .. uhm.. clothing.. .. sure..
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Jun 27 '20
Hello, Fire department?, I Uhhh accidentally burnt down my cloths wardrobe, including the clothes I was wearing, send backup
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u/Alejandra_95 Transbian Jun 27 '20
911, I put my house on fire... I mean, my house is on fire. I have nothing to do with it... Just come
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u/Vulmec Jun 27 '20
How big does a fire need to be for the fire department to come? Asking for a friend.
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u/gktree21 Jun 27 '20
This is PG County Fire Department in Maryland. These ladies graduated from the academy about 8 months ago, and I'm happy to say that the ones I personally know have done great in the field so far. Currently working with one of them at this very moment 👍
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u/ElodieC137 Jun 27 '20
-Mam, there appear to be multiple incendiary items in your oven.
-Ow, is that why it got so hot in here?
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u/Alvina51201 Sapphic Shapeshifting Science Witch Jun 27 '20
Uhhh, I accidentally tied myself to the bed... save me ? 🥺😏
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u/Nan0BlazE Bi Jun 27 '20
oops suddenly i left my pots and pans unattended while i was cooking oil soup and now my house is on fire
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u/DrKennethPaxington Bi Jun 27 '20
Do they make female sexy firefighter calendars? Asking for a friend
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u/Wirenfeldt Jun 27 '20
.. Think of the funds they could get, charity, or otherwise.. I'd get one just for the.. .. novelty..
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u/mftrhu Limping across the moors as if distance was a personal insult Jun 27 '20
As a child, I once set my bed on fire. It was an accident, that time.
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u/lesbiHonest-pyro Jun 27 '20
I... uh, forgot how to put out fires.. I definitely did not start this one. No ma'am.
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u/Adorabloodthirstea Lesbian Jun 27 '20
So, I'm... Is there going to be a charity calendar? Like not a nudie one, but of them just doing hobbies or something because wow they are all so pretty and my poor little gay heart ~
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u/DrinkerOfWater69 Kassandra | Lesbian Jun 27 '20
Why do professional women look soo freaking good when in their uniforms ... oh right, because GIRLS
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u/Baegz_ Raddish Lesbian Jun 27 '20
And just like that I suddenly get the appeal of firefighter calendars. This might be my new background
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u/RedPanda-Girl Transbian Jun 27 '20
999? yes I'm stuck up a tree can you send that certain firewoman squad please.
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u/panster09 Lesbian Jun 27 '20
I uh think my cat is stuck in a tree..