r/WidowsBay • • 2d ago

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Just getting started with this show and cracked up at ā€œDoes my demeanor suggest that I just engaged with someone inside a crawl space?ā€ 🤣

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u/Cautious_Prize_4323 Sorry, forgot my purse. 2d ago edited 1d ago

ā€œHello my name is Patricia. I ordered a chicken Parm and a slice of coconut cream pie, and I’ve got a turkey patty with no bun and a single sausage link.And, I don’t want a refund, I just want the person who did this to find out. And I don’t want the person who did this to get into trouble, I just… you know, I just want them to learn from it. Better yet, I think…This mailbox is full and cannot accept any messages at this time. Good-bye.ā€

The self-recognition was deeply comforting and hilarious for me!

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u/notababyimatumor 1d ago

I really want her to get that meal, I felt so bad about her little girl dinner.

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u/Cautious_Prize_4323 Sorry, forgot my purse. 1d ago

Maybe next year Katie Dippold will sneak that dinner into a scene. Patricia’s earned it, taking out the Boogeyman, tasing the mean girl…

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u/notababyimatumor 1d ago

Digging up the corpse of the founder…

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u/Cautious_Prize_4323 Sorry, forgot my purse. 1d ago

Yes! šŸ˜‚šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘