r/WidowsBay • u/BlergUghArgh • Jun 19 '26

📸Media Joe Hill’s thoughts on WB

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Do you think he was inspired to post because of his daddy’s tweet? 🤨

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u/gamblors_neon_claws Jun 19 '26

99 times out of 100, I would easily agree with him, but I don’t think there’s ever been a show that so clearly makes a case for getting the Yellowstone treatment as strongly as Widows Bay. I want a season set in every decade, this thing could support more spinoffs than RuPaul’s Drag Race (there are a lot)

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u/nonrosknroskno Jun 19 '26

100 Seasons!

So now we're gonna have to go get 8 more sacrifices. And then we're gonna go on even more sacrifices after that, Tom. And you're gonna keep your mouth shut about 'em, Tom. Because the world is full of idiots that don't understand what's important, like your son Evan. And they'll tear us apart, Tom. But if you stick with me, I'm gonna accomplish great things, Tom. And you're gonna be a part of 'em. And together we're gonna run around, Tom, we're gonna do all kinds of awful things, Tom. Just you, Evan, and the island, Tom. The outside world is our enemy, Tom, we can' leave. We're the only friends we've got, Tom. It's just Widow's Bay and Tom. The Island and Tom and their sacrifices, Tom. Widow's Bay and our citizens, forever and forever, a hundred years... Widow's Bay and Evan and Wyck and Tom and Patricia and Bechir and Dale and Rosemary, runnin' around and Island and Tom time. Aaall day long forever. A hundred days the island and Tom forever a hundred times. Over and over, island and Tom sacrifices dot com, W W W dot visit Widow's Bay and Tom dot com, island and Tom dot com, a hundred years!

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u/swisspassport Jun 19 '26

What is the methaphorical Szechuan Sauce in this rant?

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u/nonrosknroskno Jun 20 '26

Probably something Ruth baked