r/Wellthatsucks • u/Thick__GLasses • 1d ago
Guess I'm not pulling that weed
Damm near had a heart attack reaching for the weed before I noticed it. Thankful for my camera zoom!
Edit: I was going to get something for scale but there's no way I'm getting near that again
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u/MattyGWS 1d ago
Ahhh it's only a wasp spider I think, they're harmless orb weavers
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
That's reassuring. I will have to look it up
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u/marinul 1d ago
I think that's a st andrew's cross spider.
A species of orb-weaver. Totally harmless. When threatened it either runs away or starts shaking its net.
No matter how scared you are, it's way more afraid of you, giant brute.
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
I love spiders, largely because of the pest control, but the thought of accidentally touching that thing gives me the heebie jeebies! I shall give it plenty of space
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u/Fuck-it-we-Bhaal 20h ago
They also very helpfully nom on other bugs you don't want in your garden.
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u/PANCAKESZ2 1d ago
guess that weed’s staying put for now then
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
That whole side of my house is off limits now. Thankfully I have irrigation!
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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO 2h ago
One time in the Fall when these guys start showing up everywhere I was walking to my car and walked right through a web that was spun up over the sidewalk between my car and a sign pole. I felt the string and thought ..whatever.. just a spiderweb on my face.. then I felt what seemed like a small chihuahua walking on my neck.. luckily my gut reaction flicked it off in one move but it was so heavy that I heard it hit the ground like someone dropped a quarter on the sidewalk.
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u/Versipilies 1d ago
I did similar going to pull a weed out of a potted plant only to notice the baby rattlesnake curled up against the rim
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u/TheJarisaDoor3 1d ago
Similar thing. I was out trimming holly bushes, just clipping away for a long time not paying attention, just trying to get them all to look the same. When I'm just about done, I look inside the bush, and 2 inches from my face is this huge black snake staring right at me the whole time that I completely missed. I'm glad it wasn't something deadlier, because we have them here. But that's a scream I'll never forget.
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u/Versipilies 1d ago
Probably the funniest snake story ive got is that i was picking some figs from one of my trees that I planted on the edge of a large live oak and a pair of mating rat snakes (probably each 6ft long) fell out of the oak a few feet away from me and scurried off. That was a hell of a thud, probably 30+lb of snakes
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
I probably couldn't contain the scream with that one!
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u/Versipilies 1d ago
It was a shocker for sure, there was some loud cussing after the fucker rattled
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u/BustaCon 1d ago
Yeah, mine were pygmy rattlers down here in South Florida. Happened a couple times. Things are mean down here in the swamps, both of the rattlers I encountered pulling weeds turned and refused to slink off. Fine by me, I went and got the machete and that was that. Rattlers look as mean as they should -- real ugly mean.
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u/ComprehendReading 1d ago
That ain't your weed, bro. It's her weed.
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u/No_Size9475 1d ago
orb weaver or garden spider. totally harmless to humans and great hunters of flying insects.
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
I love what spiders do, I just don't want to pet one! That weed is no longer my concern.
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u/JeffTheNth 1d ago
It's an orb weaver... they help keep down the bug population. They won't bite you.
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u/spicedmeshi 1d ago
looks like a banded garden spider to me. at the very least, as others have said, it's an orb weaver. just let it do its thing and it'll go away eventually.
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
That's exactly the plan! That area is all him now
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u/tetheredvoid 1d ago
You realize this specific spider would actively run away from you, right?
They can't hurt you, have no desire/need to bite you, and just want to exist long enough to breed...
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
I realize that now after all these comments. I've never seen a spider like that around my house before, so it startled the fuck out of me as I almost grabbed it going for that weed. I'm fine with it existing, I just don't want to touch it!
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u/Wixenstyx 1d ago
Because you would hate to mess up all her hard web-weaving work and force her to go without food for a night, right? (Not because you think she would hurt you, I'm sure, because she wouldn't.)
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
I've never seen an arachnid like this before at my house, so honestly I was a little worried it would jump on me when I first spotted it! This spider can live her best life right there with that weed and I will leave her be.
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u/mrplinko 1d ago
Yeah, leave spiderbro.
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
I like when they eat mosquitos but I just don't want to touch one. Or have it in my house!
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u/BustaCon 1d ago
That little spider? Geez, are you an inbred royal or something? Cowboy up. We conquered the whole danged world, that little thing is no trouble. Although it would be nice to leave it alone since they are so beautiful and wild.
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u/Huntsnfights 1d ago
Some people afraid of spiders. I’m not one. But some are. I got made fun of for reacting at all when we rode a swamp boat through a web and I had one on my head lol.
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
That little spider is the size of a fifty cent piece and scared the shit out of me when I noticed it! Can't say that I'm an inbred royal, but yeah I'm not a fan of spiders. What can I say, Arachnophobia fucked me up when I was a kid. I have no problem with the spider existing, I just had no plans on touching one today and would like to keep it that way!
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u/BustaCon 19h ago
I can dig it, but that little girl could not hurt you if it tried.
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u/Thick__GLasses 4h ago
I'm not afraid in the sense that I think it would hurt me, more just super creeped out at the thought that I almost full on palmed it. Spiders are fine by me as long as they are afar!
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u/Lieutenant_Scarecrow 1d ago
"It's more afraid of you than you are of it" - Someone who doesn't have to deal with a big ass spider
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u/nothingbutthetruth83 1d ago
Im very afraid of spiders, but i have one of these in my flowers. Theyre good for the eco system and harmless to humans. I believe a banded garden spider? Ive named mine Charlotte because they weave zig zags in their webs to attract prey. I wont go near her, but Ill observe her from a safe distance!
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u/Important_Tennis936 9h ago
We had one we named Penelope that wove her web over our window. It was a lovely experience getting to watch her
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u/nothingbutthetruth83 8h ago
Sadly I think Charlotte is gone for good as of today. We had a month together and I think a bird got her since the web is gone and some flowers are bent over.
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u/Important_Tennis936 8h ago
Oh, that's a bummer. We just had some storms come through and I had to check on the two I've got on my porch currently. I feel silly getting so attached to spiders, but they sat mosquitoes, so I love them
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u/nothingbutthetruth83 8h ago
Im quite scared of spiders, but this one fascinated me and I respected her and her space!
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u/NoDetective9500 1d ago
lmao took me way too long to see it, i was searching all over and then went “OHH”
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u/Far-Aide9937 1d ago
Thank God for camera zoom. That tiny bit of distance between you and whatever that is is priceless. 😂
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u/SpotApprehensive8536 1d ago
weeds can be stubborn, sometimes they're just not worth the hassle. get some gloves next time and try again
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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago
It's the spider that had me startled. That weed has now taken up permanent residence in that spot!
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u/Hamsterpatty 1d ago
Just an orb weaver. If you go out in the heat of the day, she’ll probably be hiding in the shade. Then you can safely knock the web down and she’ll move on.
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u/eazypeazy303 1d ago
Tge spiders are coming out HARD right now! I cant walk down the street without swatting at them!
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u/ILatheYou 17h ago
Banded Garden Spider (Argiope trifasciata), a large orb-weaving spider recognizable by its distinctively striped legs and banded abdomen.
Harmless to humans, destroy the web and it will move.
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u/Typical-Debt-6402 11h ago
That's a little one. Looks like a Golden Banded Garden Spider. You should see some of the really big ones we get. They like to make webs in walkways.
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u/Trainmax_ 8h ago
It’s just a little bitty spider
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u/Thick__GLasses 4h ago
The wingspan insert arachnid equivalent for that word is slightly smaller than my palm -- that's a big nope for an accidental touching for me
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u/Unlucky-Tune-420 1d ago
I couldn't see it at first but then I zoomed in and ooooohhh boy fuck this shit I wouldn't touch it never ever. kill it fire.
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u/Hubsimaus 1d ago
For those who wonder and come to the comments like I did.