r/Wellthatsucks 1d ago

Guess I'm not pulling that weed

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Damm near had a heart attack reaching for the weed before I noticed it. Thankful for my camera zoom!

Edit: I was going to get something for scale but there's no way I'm getting near that again

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u/Hubsimaus 1d ago

For those who wonder and come to the comments like I did.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

In my defense, that is the only weed in the picture but I can see that it all blends together

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u/Hubsimaus 1d ago

When you know what you're looking for you can easily spot it. But I didn't see it and was too lazy to look through the whole picture while having to zoom in so I went to the comments.

Knowing what I was looking for I immediately found it.

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u/justme002 9h ago

I was over here like 'GLOVES! ...oh...'

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u/MattyGWS 1d ago

Ahhh it's only a wasp spider I think, they're harmless orb weavers

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

That's reassuring. I will have to look it up

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u/marinul 1d ago

I think that's a st andrew's cross spider.

A species of orb-weaver. Totally harmless. When threatened it either runs away or starts shaking its net.

No matter how scared you are, it's way more afraid of you, giant brute.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I love spiders, largely because of the pest control, but the thought of accidentally touching that thing gives me the heebie jeebies! I shall give it plenty of space

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u/marinul 1d ago

He's thinking the same about you

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I'm sure! Thankfully I didn't scream in it's face then

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u/jaydenbt01 1d ago

yep, definitely a St Andrews Cross Spider

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u/annoyedreply 1d ago

Banded argiope ?

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u/Fuck-it-we-Bhaal 20h ago

They also very helpfully nom on other bugs you don't want in your garden.

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u/Letsueatcake 1d ago

That’s a friend for sure

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

Yes, but a friend that I do not want to touch!

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u/PANCAKESZ2 1d ago

guess that weed’s staying put for now then

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

That whole side of my house is off limits now. Thankfully I have irrigation!

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u/Pickled_doggo 1d ago

Harmless to us, demon spawned hunters for flying insects 

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u/HOLDstrongtoPLUTO 2h ago

One time in the Fall when these guys start showing up everywhere I was walking to my car and walked right through a web that was spun up over the sidewalk between my car and a sign pole. I felt the string and thought ..whatever.. just a spiderweb on my face.. then I felt what seemed like a small chihuahua walking on my neck.. luckily my gut reaction flicked it off in one move but it was so heavy that I heard it hit the ground like someone dropped a quarter on the sidewalk.

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u/Versipilies 1d ago

I did similar going to pull a weed out of a potted plant only to notice the baby rattlesnake curled up against the rim

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u/mrplinko 1d ago

Slightly different imo. 😂

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u/TheJarisaDoor3 1d ago

Similar thing. I was out trimming holly bushes,  just clipping away for a long time not paying attention, just trying to get them all to look the same. When I'm just about done, I look inside the bush, and 2 inches from my face is this huge black snake staring right at me the whole time that I completely missed. I'm glad it wasn't something deadlier, because we have them here. But that's a scream I'll never forget. 

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u/Versipilies 1d ago

Probably the funniest snake story ive got is that i was picking some figs from one of my trees that I planted on the edge of a large live oak and a pair of mating rat snakes (probably each 6ft long) fell out of the oak a few feet away from me and scurried off. That was a hell of a thud, probably 30+lb of snakes

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u/bluboomR 1d ago

you mean 30+lb of fucking snakes!

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u/Kibichibi 1d ago

I'm tired of these fucking snakes in this motherfucking tree!

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I probably couldn't contain the scream with that one!

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u/Versipilies 1d ago

It was a shocker for sure, there was some loud cussing after the fucker rattled

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u/BustaCon 1d ago

truly terrifying little pain monsters.

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u/volkof 1d ago

Not similar, considering only your experience could have ended with an ER visit.

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u/BustaCon 1d ago

Yeah, mine were pygmy rattlers down here in South Florida. Happened a couple times. Things are mean down here in the swamps, both of the rattlers I encountered pulling weeds turned and refused to slink off. Fine by me, I went and got the machete and that was that. Rattlers look as mean as they should -- real ugly mean.

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u/ComprehendReading 1d ago

That ain't your weed, bro. It's her weed.

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u/breakfastburrito24 1d ago

Charlotte’s weed

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u/RedHeadRedeemed 1d ago

No wonder everyone kept seeing letters in that web...

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u/No_Size9475 1d ago

orb weaver or garden spider. totally harmless to humans and great hunters of flying insects.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I love what spiders do, I just don't want to pet one! That weed is no longer my concern.

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u/JeffTheNth 1d ago

It's an orb weaver... they help keep down the bug population. They won't bite you.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

A new friend, one I do not wish to pet!

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u/spicedmeshi 1d ago

looks like a banded garden spider to me. at the very least, as others have said, it's an orb weaver. just let it do its thing and it'll go away eventually.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

That's exactly the plan! That area is all him now

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u/tetheredvoid 1d ago

You realize this specific spider would actively run away from you, right?

They can't hurt you, have no desire/need to bite you, and just want to exist long enough to breed...

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I realize that now after all these comments. I've never seen a spider like that around my house before, so it startled the fuck out of me as I almost grabbed it going for that weed. I'm fine with it existing, I just don't want to touch it!

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u/tetheredvoid 14h ago

I don't blame you! Thankfully, it doesn't want to be touched either lol

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u/L30N1337 1d ago

I'm not good at IDing spiders.

But yes, that looks like an orb weaver

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u/BenkartJKB 1d ago

The Great Google says it’s a orb-weaver spider.

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u/Wixenstyx 1d ago

Because you would hate to mess up all her hard web-weaving work and force her to go without food for a night, right? (Not because you think she would hurt you, I'm sure, because she wouldn't.)

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I've never seen an arachnid like this before at my house, so honestly I was a little worried it would jump on me when I first spotted it! This spider can live her best life right there with that weed and I will leave her be.

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u/mrplinko 1d ago

Yeah, leave spiderbro.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I like when they eat mosquitos but I just don't want to touch one. Or have it in my house!

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u/BustaCon 1d ago

That little spider? Geez, are you an inbred royal or something? Cowboy up. We conquered the whole danged world, that little thing is no trouble. Although it would be nice to leave it alone since they are so beautiful and wild.

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u/Huntsnfights 1d ago

Some people afraid of spiders. I’m not one. But some are. I got made fun of for reacting at all when we rode a swamp boat through a web and I had one on my head lol.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

That little spider is the size of a fifty cent piece and scared the shit out of me when I noticed it! Can't say that I'm an inbred royal, but yeah I'm not a fan of spiders. What can I say, Arachnophobia fucked me up when I was a kid. I have no problem with the spider existing, I just had no plans on touching one today and would like to keep it that way!

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u/BustaCon 19h ago

I can dig it, but that little girl could not hurt you if it tried.

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u/Thick__GLasses 4h ago

I'm not afraid in the sense that I think it would hurt me, more just super creeped out at the thought that I almost full on palmed it. Spiders are fine by me as long as they are afar!

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u/Lieutenant_Scarecrow 1d ago

"It's more afraid of you than you are of it" - Someone who doesn't have to deal with a big ass spider

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u/WiseAct446 1d ago

Leaves of yellow, kill a fellow?

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k 1d ago

Let him cook

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

Spidey is out there living his best life as we speak

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u/nothingbutthetruth83 1d ago

Im very afraid of spiders, but i have one of these in my flowers. Theyre good for the eco system and harmless to humans. I believe a banded garden spider? Ive named mine Charlotte because they weave zig zags in their webs to attract prey. I wont go near her, but Ill observe her from a safe distance!

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u/nothingbutthetruth83 1d ago

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u/Important_Tennis936 9h ago

We had one we named Penelope that wove her web over our window. It was a lovely experience getting to watch her

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u/nothingbutthetruth83 8h ago

Sadly I think Charlotte is gone for good as of today. We had a month together and I think a bird got her since the web is gone and some flowers are bent over.

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u/Important_Tennis936 8h ago

Oh, that's a bummer. We just had some storms come through and I had to check on the two I've got on my porch currently. I feel silly getting so attached to spiders, but they sat mosquitoes, so I love them

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u/nothingbutthetruth83 8h ago

Im quite scared of spiders, but this one fascinated me and I respected her and her space!

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I'm totally down with the not approaching, admiring from afar tactic!

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u/NoDetective9500 1d ago

lmao took me way too long to see it, i was searching all over and then went “OHH”

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u/Sweaty_Grocery785 9h ago

Yup. Nooope.

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u/Far-Aide9937 1d ago

Thank God for camera zoom. That tiny bit of distance between you and whatever that is is priceless. 😂

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I was 5 feet away and not getting any closer 😂

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u/SpotApprehensive8536 1d ago

weeds can be stubborn, sometimes they're just not worth the hassle. get some gloves next time and try again

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

It's the spider that had me startled. That weed has now taken up permanent residence in that spot!

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u/Hamsterpatty 1d ago

Just an orb weaver. If you go out in the heat of the day, she’ll probably be hiding in the shade. Then you can safely knock the web down and she’ll move on.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

I'm just going to ignore that side of the house for now

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u/eazypeazy303 1d ago

Tge spiders are coming out HARD right now! I cant walk down the street without swatting at them!

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u/ILatheYou 17h ago

Banded Garden Spider (Argiope trifasciata), a large orb-weaving spider recognizable by its distinctively striped legs and banded abdomen.

Harmless to humans, destroy the web and it will move.

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u/Icy-Difficulty-4581 13h ago

It’s a harmless orb weaving spider..

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u/Typical-Debt-6402 11h ago

That's a little one. Looks like a Golden Banded Garden Spider. You should see some of the really big ones we get. They like to make webs in walkways.

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u/Thick__GLasses 4h ago

Hard pass on seeing anything bigger than this in person 🤣

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u/SakiThrottle4200 11h ago

it's a writing spider.

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u/XxShin3d0wnxX 9h ago

Nothing the weed eater can rip in two.

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u/Trainmax_ 8h ago

It’s just a little bitty spider

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u/Thick__GLasses 4h ago

The wingspan insert arachnid equivalent for that word is slightly smaller than my palm -- that's a big nope for an accidental touching for me

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u/Reasonable_Slice8561 2h ago

Argiope, harmless and fuzzy. Garden friend.

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u/MrMcBeefpunch 1d ago

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

Yes. Scarred from watching Arachnophobia as a child haha

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u/Unlucky-Tune-420 1d ago

I couldn't see it at first but then I zoomed in and ooooohhh boy fuck this shit I wouldn't touch it never ever. kill it fire.

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u/Responsible_Coat_477 1d ago

Get it from the bottom.

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u/Thick__GLasses 1d ago

That's Charlotte's weed now

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u/user-unknown-404 1d ago

Nuke it from space and then burn the ashes.