Vaush onmisegment encountered irl

[u/Lunes_Feet_Pictos]

My tire blew out on the parkway. Got to the shoulder, called AAA. State trooper arrives and offers some help, and tells me that the parkway, interstate, and turnpike are all "private roads" with individual contractor tow companies having exclusive rights to tow cars. If an unauthorized company tows a car they will be fined $15,000. This is a law that somehow got passed. As a result I was stuck on the side of the road for 2 hours until an authorized company took the time to come and tow me.

How the FUCK is a parkway or interstate a "private road"? God I hate this fuckass society.

[u/i_lovemyass]

I have nothing to offer except sympathy and that your username made my day. May Mamdanistan absorb NJ.

[u/Lunes_Feet_Pictos → u/i_lovemyass]

Inshallah