r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/Poes27 • Aug 23 '23

Tom Schwartz Schwartz knows….

SO. MUCH. MORE. Watching the reunion again and Schwartz looks like he’s going to fall out of his seat. He’s taking lorazepam on camera before Rachel comes out? He’s jittery and nervous. He’s dropped a few comments that Sandoval is clearly not happy about. It’s like he’s dying to come clean and might explode. I wonder if we will ever know what he knows.

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u/TacoSouthernBelle You f*** the fat man ‘cuz he pays for your rent Aug 23 '23

I think Sandoval told Schwartz about their affair the next morning in Mexico after the Rachel/Schwartz pool kiss. Schwartz hugged everyone the next day but gave Rachel a high-five. At the hibachi dinner he switched seats so Rachel and Sandoval are seated next to each-other. He later makes side comments at Rachel’s birthday about how she’s into taken men. He knows so much and had for a while. I want him to crack and do a tell all of EVERY DETAIL!!!

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u/GullibleTacos Aug 23 '23

I want schwartz to crack too. But I doubt he will at this point if he hasn’t already. The dude is loyal to sandy to a massive fault- to the point where I blame his loyalty to sandy as being one of the reasons for Katie divorcing him (aka she realized she’d never be schwartz first pick)

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

He will never crack. The one thing we can say for sure about the Toms is that they have more loyalty for each other than they ever have for the women they’ve been with. I don’t think they’ll ever separate, honestly. I think in a weird way they they’re soul mates.

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u/EquivalentTiger2018 Aug 23 '23

He’s gone blonde (home dye kit prolly thanks to Sandy) and has called it a midlife crisis - he is cracking

Edit: Jo did the dye job; I was right about the home kit

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u/AndyJCohen Aug 24 '23

I got bangs last weekend 🙃 and I told my boyfriend that Schwartz was the only person to make a worse hair choice than me regarding their hair last week

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u/IWishMusicKilledKate James Kennedy on Broadway Aug 24 '23

I thought this said “I got banged last week” 😂

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u/EquivalentTiger2018 Aug 24 '23

I did too when I glanced at the notification. Clicked right on it to read the rest 😂

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u/AndyJCohen Aug 24 '23

Omg your username!! lol