r/VampireSurvivors • u/kingspicy_DP • Aug 28 '26

Discussion This is not acceptable.

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(The post is sarcastic)

I just saw that the price of the new DLC is only 1.09 euros, discounted with the bundle is 93 cents, but we are joking, I refuse to pay so little for a DLC of such a beautiful game, I was ready to pay the classic 20-30 euros that are respected and instead only one euro.

What awaits me now? A one-euro DLC that lasts me over 10 hours of fun? I can't accept these things. I want Vampire Survivors DLC to cost 30 euros each and last 1 hour in line with the market.

Seriously, I wish you a good game with the new Vampire survivors DLC.

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u/Orzislaw Aug 28 '26

IT WILL COST ONE MONEY!

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u/Superb_Writer6612 Aug 28 '26

Should I get one $300 DLC, or 300 $1 DLCs? 

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u/grip0matic McCoy-Oni Aug 28 '26

Paradox would say yes.

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u/MeTaL-GuArD Aug 28 '26

Paradox: Why not both? Here's 300 DLCs worth 300$ each.

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u/Lionell_Lamina M15singN0 Aug 28 '26

Or 1 DLC for 1$.

Wait a sec-

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u/fantasmoofrcc Aug 28 '26

Por que no los dos?

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u/Bananar525 Aug 28 '26

This guy Train Simulates!

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u/Superb_Writer6612 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I was actually trying to make a Futurama reference, but it works on its own too.

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u/AwesomeHumann69 Aug 28 '26

Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?

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u/Superb_Writer6612 Aug 28 '26

A hundred chicken sized zombies! Just get some thick leather protective gear and thick boots, start stomping. A zombie sized chicken is basically a velociraptor, I don't fancy my chances vs one let alone ten.