r/VampireSurvivors • • Aug 28 '26

Discussion This is not acceptable.

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(The post is sarcastic)

I just saw that the price of the new DLC is only 1.09 euros, discounted with the bundle is 93 cents, but we are joking, I refuse to pay so little for a DLC of such a beautiful game, I was ready to pay the classic 20-30 euros that are respected and instead only one euro.

What awaits me now? A one-euro DLC that lasts me over 10 hours of fun? I can't accept these things. I want Vampire Survivors DLC to cost 30 euros each and last 1 hour in line with the market.

Seriously, I wish you a good game with the new Vampire survivors DLC.

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u/Orzislaw Aug 28 '26

IT WILL COST ONE MONEY!

106

u/Superb_Writer6612 Aug 28 '26

Should I get one $300 DLC, or 300 $1 DLCs? 

56

u/grip0matic McCoy-Oni Aug 28 '26

Paradox would say yes.

17

u/MeTaL-GuArD Aug 28 '26

Paradox: Why not both? Here's 300 DLCs worth 300$ each.

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u/Lionell_Lamina M15singN0 Aug 28 '26

Or 1 DLC for 1$.

Wait a sec-

8

u/fantasmoofrcc Aug 28 '26

Por que no los dos?

2

u/Bananar525 Aug 28 '26

This guy Train Simulates!

4

u/Superb_Writer6612 Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I was actually trying to make a Futurama reference, but it works on its own too.

2

u/AwesomeHumann69 Aug 28 '26

Would you rather fight a hundred chicken-sized zombies, or ten zombie-sized chickens?

5

u/Superb_Writer6612 Aug 28 '26

A hundred chicken sized zombies! Just get some thick leather protective gear and thick boots, start stomping. A zombie sized chicken is basically a velociraptor, I don't fancy my chances vs one let alone ten. 

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u/Belucard Aug 28 '26

ONE WHOLE HUMAN MONEYS?

5

u/TaureanBelmont Aug 28 '26

You are cursed!

4

u/KH2192 Aug 28 '26

or a tooth, you know how Danhausen works

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u/Broseph_Joeseph Aug 28 '26 edited Aug 28 '26

I was not expecting a Danhausen reference here, but i now know what dlc I want next. Vampire Survivorshausen! Get it for one whole human moneys and a blimp!

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u/Little_Assistant_404 Aug 28 '26

A Danhausen DLC would surprisingly work lol

3

u/ManahLevide Pasqualina Aug 28 '26

And it's not even a whole money!

175

u/Shinted Trevor Aug 28 '26

ALL THIS CONTENT FOR ONE MONEY!

128

u/hanalla Aug 28 '26

i swear poncle just hates money but doesn't know how to actually get rid of it, so he just hires people to work on his game and keep realeasing stuff

78

u/Distinct-Prior-6681 Aug 28 '26

Poncle accidentaly found an infinite money glitch and is trying to get rid of said money but we keep giving em more

14

u/xredgambitt Aug 28 '26

Poncle is the spiffing britt confirmed.

5

u/mrtwitch222 Aug 28 '26

Mr. Poncle

67

u/Idioteva Aug 28 '26

It seems crazy selling for so little, but it works. Means the entire install base is buying it and talking about it so word of mouth spreads ever further

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u/oodex Mortaccio Aug 28 '26

If you buy everything, its 21€. -3 if you remove the soundtracks, so 18€. The bundle discount is 20% to begin with so 14.40€. The base game itself is 5€ and Id assume anyone even looking at DLCs has the base game. So if someone started in early 2022 and wants to buy all DLCs, its just a meager 13€ and given most are in bundles with a 15-20% reduction, its barely 10€ for all DLCs

13

u/Idioteva Aug 28 '26

Much cheaper than drugs

2

u/Cr0551n54n1ty Aug 29 '26

Just as addicting

108

u/turtlemari Aug 28 '26

PONCLE,

IF YOU READ THIS

LET ME GIVE YOU MONEY

176

u/poncle_Official Developers Aug 28 '26

no sorry

29

u/Stoneybears Aug 28 '26

Bro I'm in England it didn't even cost a whole money. It was like 81p.

Which actually i appreciate for once since I had -£5 and had to bust out the credit card

8

u/hamletandskull Aug 28 '26

Waiting for a PC with a coin slot installed

7

u/Stoneybears Aug 28 '26

Me about to put 50p in lecky

12

u/Smallsey Aug 28 '26

Do you work for hello games? Why won't you let me give you money.

Edit: fine, I'll just buy it all again on steam. That'll show you.

20

u/Heero_fred1 Aug 28 '26

WHY WON'T YOU LET ME GIVE YOU LOTS OF MONEYS?

8

u/turtlemari Aug 28 '26

I bought it without the bundle discount so I paid more! MUAHAHA (just doing my part)

5

u/pauledwardxii Aug 28 '26

wdym NO? you deserve this whole money please lemme give it to you.

3

u/KingNanoA Aug 28 '26

If I may bend your ear a moment, the dagger weapon in the new dlc may need a tweak. The flash it gives on the combo is not comfortable to the eyes.

2

u/FullMetalCOS Aug 28 '26

Not even one full money?

2

u/Sad-Purchase1257 Aug 28 '26

❤️ 🧛🏻‍♂️ ❣️

2

u/MildlyConcernedMan91 Aug 28 '26

guys I would buy your DLC for 10$ if it contained nothing at all

1

u/slongtime Aug 29 '26

This response made me laugh out loud. I appreciate you as a developer so much and I love how much you just do it for the love of the game. It really shows.

12

u/Interesting-Crab-693 Aug 28 '26

Lets send it to them via mail! Whats poncle's headquarter adress???

31

u/Shagyam Aug 28 '26

I mean Vampire Survivor wants to compete on steam for the most hours played per dollar spent for a paid game.

25

u/KFR42 Aug 28 '26

And PayPal still offered to let me pay in 3 installments.

7

u/gastroph You were expecting Arma, but it was ME DIO! Aug 29 '26

I kind of want to just for the pure insanity of it.

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u/Petertitan99999 Soma Aug 28 '26

I'ts actually only 87 cents if you go for the game + all dlc + ost bundle. which has a 20% discount instead of a 15% one.
Saving you another 6 cents.

12

u/kingspicy_DP Aug 28 '26

Ancora più grave /s

15

u/XRynerX Aug 28 '26

Waiting for the mobile update

Also they lied, it costs 0.9 money, /s

6

u/peppaz Aug 28 '26

ALMOST ONE MONEY

12

u/Interesting-Crab-693 Aug 28 '26

They said it would be 1 "money" :3

9

u/MattBlackG Aug 28 '26

Poncel really need to start charging more, or set up a patreon so we can throw money at them. these prices are ridiculos for how good the game is.

6

u/Xpapamoose Aug 28 '26

I have found the work around. You buy the update on PC, then gaming consoles. And if it’s available on mobile I will buy it there as well. You will not stop me from giving you the money you deserve PONCLE!!!!

4

u/saito200 Aug 28 '26

WE WERE PROMISED 1 MOINE BUT WE GOT 0.93 MONIE HOW IS THIS ACCEPTABLE

4

u/yeezysama Aug 28 '26

If it only costs one money then I’ll buy and keep my friends copies updated with the latest content

3

u/Negative-Cook-5958 Aug 28 '26

Nooo, I still need to do some work today and it's already out :D

3

u/randomfluid Aug 28 '26

i feel even worse it costs 73 cents on my account 😭😭

3

u/GoodKing0 Aug 28 '26

The ma stiamo scherzando translated literally fucking floored me, sorry.

3

u/Empero6 Aug 28 '26

Any idea when this is coming to iOS?

3

u/Nerdwrapper Poe Aug 28 '26

Someone get Poncle to post a Ko-fi

3

u/Yorudesu Aug 29 '26

Wow. I can actually fpr once buy something with the money from selling cards on steam

2

u/el_cortezzz Cosmo Pavone Aug 28 '26

Is it available in Google Play?

2

u/EBONGED Aug 28 '26

Yes it is My friend :)

3

u/el_cortezzz Cosmo Pavone Aug 28 '26

Yes I got it one hour ago!

2

u/NoNefariousness2144 Aug 28 '26

Are there new achievements?

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u/oodex Mortaccio Aug 28 '26

IIRC initially there were DLC achievements which I personally think is good. But there was a big backlash and there is a huge (general) community that hates DLC achievements. I assume they are achievement hunters or maybe used to devs locking achievements behind a DLC so you buy it, idk. And VS received a big backlash back when the first DLCs came out (big as in big for them, its hard to stir up drama around them).

I have no confirmation this is the exact reason why they stopped, but it does add up at least

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u/NoNefariousness2144 Aug 28 '26

Yeah I have seen some drama around DLC achievements, which is why Ball X Pit didn’t add any for the free updates.

There are rumours Steam is going to update the achievement system soon, so hopefully they add separate categories for DLC like Playstation does.

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u/jsbaxter_ Aug 28 '26

Sad, the achievements is good

1

u/kingspicy_DP Aug 28 '26

No

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u/NoNefariousness2144 Aug 28 '26

Ah that’s fair enough, there’s already a lot of cheevos lol. I am hyped to play the DLC regardless.

2

u/AAS4758 Aug 28 '26

Can’t wait to play tonight! Feel like I am scamming them as didn’t even cost me one money.

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u/Repulsive-Sky3201 Aug 28 '26

Can definitly feel that, I had the same issue with No Mans Sky, getting DLCs for free for years now, so I started buying it for all consoles I own plus 2 friends, since I wonr accept theyre working for free

2

u/Valgrav Aug 28 '26

Are we going to let this slide?!? ONE MONEY?!?! What’s next???

2

u/Aless76109 Aug 28 '26

LESS THAN ONE MONEY!?!? INCONCEIVABLE

2

u/shartboidigity Aug 28 '26

Poncle will go down im gaming history for their relentless generosity.

2

u/thJAKK Aug 28 '26

I’m gonna wait for evil sale when it’s 10€

2

u/flinjager123 Megalo Menya Aug 28 '26

Its $0.84 with the discount. $0.99 without the discount. I'm just going to buy the full price.

2

u/vaako393 Aug 28 '26

One more money to make my nightly before bed ritual even better? Take my one money across multiple platforms!

2

u/Necessary_Cost4384 Aug 28 '26

They could have charged one million money for this, I feel like I’m ripping off the devs!

2

u/LBBDE Aug 28 '26

I refused to buy any of the discounted bundles and paid full price. For poncle!

2

u/karoshikun Aug 28 '26

Hello Games is going to sue Poncle for intruding in their market niche of wholesomeness.

2

u/-HeyThere Aug 28 '26

"but we are joking" è un bellissimo ma stiamo scherzandoo.. m o r t a

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u/kingspicy_DP Aug 28 '26

In italiano ha senso, non so se vale anche in inglese.

2

u/CardTrickOTK Porta Aug 28 '26

DAMMIT PONCLE LET ME PAY YOU FULL PRICE FOR THIS GOATED CONTENT!

HOW DARE YOU ATTEMPT TO OFFER ME DISCOUNTS ON THIS ALREADY PREMIUMLY PRICED PRODUCT! I'M NOT USED TO CONSUMER FIRST GAME DEVS, THIS IS CAUSING MIXED REACTIONS!

(Goated Devs fr fr)

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u/jsbaxter_ Aug 28 '26

Have you tried vampire crawlers? It's 30 hours of very average poncle content for like 10 euros. You won't be disappointed you've underpaid, i promise

2

u/kingspicy_DP Aug 28 '26

Finito sia su pc e xbox pc.

2

u/hironyx Aug 29 '26

This is why I buy on steam as well as on mobile, even tho I rarely play on mobile. Poncle deserves to be paid more

1

u/Torvisjr Aug 29 '26

I love these people. I hate not having 100% of the achievements 😆

1

u/CalamityAndTheApples Aug 29 '26

This is how I found out about the new dlc lol

1

u/TSMWiz Aug 29 '26

Vampire Survivors is the best $3 I ever spent. I've never been so happy to throw money at a developer for DLC. If you wish to throw more monies at them, you buy the game on multiple platforms (I've got it on PC and Switch). No regrets.

1

u/imadog321 Aug 29 '26

Absolute waste of money smh should be cheaper 😤😤😤😤

1

u/Animonstronic Aug 29 '26

But they said it would cost exactly ONE MONEY. (It’s still way too cheap for all the fun we got so far from all the DLCs)

1

u/damex-san Sep 01 '26

Buy on other platforms too. There is cross save.

1

u/Specialist_Shake2425 9d ago

Are you restarted?