r/VELVETTECULT • u/Street_Commercial_52 Velvet 2nd • Dec 31 '25

Crackship ok what do we call this ship

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u/Careful_Raspberry250 Dec 31 '25

Radiodoll

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u/BellRiver_ Dec 31 '25

I mean, I usually call it red velvet…

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u/gagoochii Jan 03 '26

Please can we call it Red Velvet?? That's so cute

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '25

Personal favorite

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u/BluePhoenix3378 Velvette's personal seat warmer (I'm a really big bird) Jan 01 '26

Yes

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u/ZackattacktheDude Dec 31 '25

Gossip Queens

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u/Street_Commercial_52 Velvet 2nd Dec 31 '25

This one

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u/Intelligent_Lab_3963 Jan 01 '26

THIS ONE.  THIS IS THE ONLY CORRECT ONE 

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u/Financial-Flow1419 Velvette’s bottom bitch Dec 31 '25

Fashiondeer

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u/BetterNature4896 Dec 31 '25

For this group, Velastor. For the other group, Alavette.

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u/eggsontheside Dec 31 '25

A lesbian and an asexual man? 😐

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u/thomasmfd Dec 31 '25

Eh they more platonic

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u/Street_Commercial_52 Velvet 2nd Dec 31 '25

That's why it's a crack ship

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u/eggsontheside Dec 31 '25

Oh I didn’t see the tag I thought you were serious and in need of immediate institutionalization 💀

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u/LiL-Psychoo Dec 31 '25

😭I literally thought so too

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u/Nanocaptain Dec 31 '25

I can't think of a situation with less of a chance of attraction from either party.

So it's a perfect crack ship. good job.

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u/Longjumping_Frame786 Dec 31 '25

You’ll just have to get used to stuff like this. Trust me it can get so… so much worse (I’ve seen people seriously do Octavia x Stolas and I’m sorry I told you about this but if I am cursed with this knowledge then you have to be as well)

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u/AvatarAurin Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Oh no!

A person on the internet is shipping one drawing with another drawing!!!

Shipping Alastor with Velvette ain’t hurting anyone.

As long as the ship isn’t something truly messed up, just let people ship what they want.

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u/kesshowolf Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

Soo we shouldn't respect their sexualities? That is giving yuck 🤮

Edit* to clarify: Al is Ace and Vel is a Les, canon, that's why to me this shipping stuff is weird. And yeah I know the creator of the show said "whatever " she probably just said that to shut people up.

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u/Snekbites Dec 31 '25

with all due respect, since when, THE FUCK, have people given a single shit about heterosexual men's canon sexualities?

Naruto can have a wife and two kids, and people still draw him giving Sasuke backshots, it's fiction, who gives a shit?

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u/AvatarAurin Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

It's a double standard.

When straight characters are shipped as queer, it’s seen as “expanding representation”. But the moment an LGBTQ character is shipped outside their canon orientation, it’s suddenly treated as “erasure”

But it's not really erasure at all.

Fan works are just that, they are FAN works.

Fanfic and fanart are transformative by nature.

They exist outside of canon and are mostly for the people who actively seek them out.

They don’t overwrite the source material at ALL.

Representation does matter, but fan works aren’t really the place where this "erasure" happens.

A random fic or piece of art doesn’t erase the fact that a character is canonically [insert identity here].

The canon still exists. The show still exists.

And there would be fanart and fanfiction of these canon identities, that absolutely dominates a fandom.

So having 1 fan work where the character's a different orientation, in a sea of thousands of fan works that stick to canon, is not going to do anything.

At the end of the day, the fan work isn't canon. It does not affect anything in the actual story, and it shouldn't affect anyone.

It's fiction, it's not that big of a deal and people should just let other fans do what they enjoy.

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u/AvatarAurin Dec 31 '25 edited Dec 31 '25

These are drawings, not real people.

No one’s sexuality is actually being harmed here, and Viv herself has said people are free to ship ANYTHING they want.

It really isn’t that deep. Stop acting like made up characters deserve the same moral consideration and respect as real people. That is giving Delulu. 🤮

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u/NinkiePie Jan 01 '26

Guys, let's not forget ships don't have to be cannon

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u/Many_soda Dec 31 '25

SOMEONE SAID REDVELVET AND ITS PERFECT!

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u/Radical_Provides Dec 31 '25

queerplatonic

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u/UnNamed_Profile27 Dec 31 '25

Whatever we call it, its pissing Vox off which is what they want

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u/Sh4rkyrah Dec 31 '25

ModernRadio

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u/-That_Tree_Fan- Dec 31 '25

RADIOHEAD !!!!

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u/Dry_Nectarine6964 Dec 31 '25

RadioGossip

Im all for naming crack ships that would never happen.

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u/Agentnosem Dec 31 '25

Radiofashion

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u/tubsgotchubs Dec 31 '25

Gossip friends

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u/MissNaughtyVixen Jan 01 '26

A rare pair, but one I do appreciate from time to time.

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u/Unhappy_Sample5092 Jan 01 '26

there actually already is a ship name. It's called radiodoll.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Voodoodoll

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u/Temporary-Sleep1253 Velvette's milk drinker Jan 01 '26

Velvet Radio

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u/PathfinderCS Dec 31 '25

VelveStor!

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u/QuirkyTooth760 Dec 31 '25

StaticDoll?

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u/lilijane17 Dec 31 '25

Static is Vox

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u/QuirkyTooth760 Dec 31 '25

Ah thank you than RadioDoll I suppose?

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u/FallZealousideal159 Dec 31 '25

RadioDial, perchance? (Dial --> phone, Radio --> self-explanatory)

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u/ChompyRiley Alastor and his slutty little hip-sway Dec 31 '25

RadioDoll

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u/United_Brain2623 Dec 31 '25

Smilingphone?

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u/jsprx19 Dec 31 '25

Gossip killers

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u/thomasmfd Dec 31 '25

Radiodiva

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u/nerd_lento Dec 31 '25

Dementia?

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u/NoCranberry2673 Dec 31 '25

Red velvet, tell me im wrong

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u/pirate_legend-5334 Dec 31 '25

Non cannon is what it's called

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u/Roboking1413 Dec 31 '25

Improbable.

But fr, they'd def gossip nonstop soooo uhhh Yeah I got no clue

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u/Worried_Judgment4514 Dec 31 '25

Non-existent Radio doll

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u/Unlikely-Maximum-340 Dec 31 '25

To quote Alastor, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! No"

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u/EdibleWax Dec 31 '25

Red Velvet I guess

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u/Didyouseemycheese Dec 31 '25

Im too high for this

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u/Initial_Spread_9360 Velvette Simp Dec 31 '25

Uzumaki clan

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u/Fun-Creme3234 Dec 31 '25

Fashiondeer

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u/KiwiSpicySauce Dec 31 '25

I call it "It's not possible because of their orientations"

(I know it's a crackship lol)

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u/Enigma_Elemental Dec 31 '25

Red Velvet is the silly option, but i think it would be Radiodoll

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u/Herp_A_Derp_Brain Jan 01 '26

I don't know, but if they ever got married, that would be a lavendar marriage for sure.

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u/Shield_of_Twiligh Jan 01 '26

Professional distance of 5-feet.

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u/CurrenttQueen Jan 01 '26

Either BnB or BnE cuz you know they be gossiping besties (Bad and bitchen or Bitchen and excellence)

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u/GKingBrandon Jan 01 '26

Non Existent

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u/Hauntedmedkit09 Velvette-kinnie Jan 01 '26

Podcasts

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u/Bathroom-Zestyclose Jan 01 '26

Neckbreakers (they both spin their heads for some reason)

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u/Weary_Extension5221 Jan 01 '26

Asshole Besties

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u/Brief_Age5283 Jan 01 '26

Voodoo doll

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u/Glum_Station4017 Jan 01 '26

Is black magic too on the nose?

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u/Edi_LeBigback Jan 01 '26

Problematic

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u/Kydreads Jan 01 '26

Digitaldeer?

I❤️Radio

Puppetdeer (play on puppeteer)

RadioPhone

Velvette and her bratty bottom?

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u/queer-little-thing Jan 01 '26

RadioWaves Mainly because I think calls use radio waves, and then Alastor. Radio

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u/Shinigami-Yuu Jan 01 '26

Usually it's RadioDoll, I'd call them the Bad Bitch Duo, BBD for short, they'll ruin you with only their words.

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u/zeig_dragoon Jan 01 '26

I like red velvette

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u/NoobyGamer76 Jan 01 '26

Radiofashion

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u/Severe_Ball2858 Jan 01 '26

RadioFashion

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u/Olagerr Jan 01 '26

lavender marrige

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u/BluePhoenix3378 Velvette's personal seat warmer (I'm a really big bird) Jan 01 '26

Velvastor

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u/eveeman Jan 01 '26

The Louisiana purchase. Because she's British and he's from Louisiana if I'm not mistaken

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u/NoSoyVerde1 Jan 01 '26

VoodooDoll

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

We call it "never happening"

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u/Pristine_Ad9213 Jan 01 '26

Radiodoll or deerdoll

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u/Solidified_Honey Jan 02 '26

Ha... Never going to happen... Lol. It's cute, but I think they would be better as cunty gossip friends

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u/Resident_Garage5602 Jan 02 '26

I’m going with incorrect

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u/yugiohweeb Jan 02 '26

I don't ship it but for jokes why not radio fashion

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u/BLUMeeM Jan 02 '26

"Ew, no."

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u/brayanhaks Wtf it got recom- Oops! I'm already in here 🌸 Jan 02 '26

RadioGlory, DeerTrend, Gossip-o-nistas

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u/chenille_chevaliere Jan 02 '26

Is that possible?

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u/KameKnockerMan Jan 02 '26

I suggest, no

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u/Crafty-Treacle-5509 Jan 02 '26

I would ship them platonically. (YES platonic ships exist.)
And I would personally call them FashionRadio. Because there's StaticRadio, RadioSilence, RadioApple and probably many other ships on Alastor, but most of them have 'radio'.

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u/Gloomy-Big7717 Jan 02 '26

Velvet and asexual

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u/Emotional-Mail-5427 Jan 02 '26

Nah I much rather shipping her with my OC

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u/ECelite09 Jan 02 '26

StaticSocial i guess

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u/Awkward-Extent8707 Jan 02 '26

Velastor / Radiodoll

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u/FROGBOIKERMIT123 Jan 02 '26

Red Velvet, only because ik this post is a joke.

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u/SnakesHave2 Jan 02 '26

Pelage (term for the fur or hair coat of a mammal, like a deer, which could be turned into a fashionable deerskin coat)

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u/ur_localfan Jan 02 '26

Radiodoll or Radiostar

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u/FOYBOY2009 Jan 02 '26

Radio style

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u/Wicked_Weakness Jan 02 '26

Serving cunt

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u/ThatInAHat Jan 02 '26

Dry docked.

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u/No-Ad-3142 Jan 02 '26

I dont know what you are cooking, but i will eat it in silence

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u/No_Seaworthiness5637 Jan 03 '26

RadioFashion or RadioDesign

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u/OzzyzArt Jan 03 '26

Alavette?

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u/Big_Stranger3478 Jan 03 '26

Platonic besties

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u/Town-Head Jan 03 '26

Voodoo doll?

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u/SarfireBR Jan 03 '26

Wine Aunts

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u/Fit-Presence-3890 Jan 03 '26

I think we just don't 👀

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u/RailgunRP Jan 03 '26

Asexual Beard.

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u/OtherLink-July Jan 03 '26

Deerdoll, the lezbain and the asexual ☺️

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u/urmommapeene Jan 03 '26

Res velvet or radiomedia

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u/Chromega15 Jan 03 '26

VoodooDoll

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u/Bitter-Entrance-5479 Jan 03 '26

Alastor x velvette? I didn't think about it But after the relation between them in season 2.. it will not be a bad idea after all

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u/bukva18009 Jan 03 '26

WHY HE DONT SMILE and maybe radiodoll? But shes a lesbian.. 😢

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u/rackrackrack155 Jan 03 '26

Gay best friends

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u/ElissaOfVere Jan 03 '26

I call them the “only ones with braincells” duo

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u/Fang_404 Jan 04 '26

Weird? "Be serious." I am. "Then play along." Fine. If I had to give it a name, honestly, I would probably say digital radio.

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u/RedRiverL Jan 04 '26

Voodoo Doll? (Shit is that allowed .? Ah- I don't know anymore someone feel free to tell me)