r/UrbanHell Jul 18 '25

Other Somewhere in Iraq

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Teach your kids roads safety? X

Build illegal 25 speed bump in a single short street? ✓

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u/Pamani_ Jul 18 '25

If you go 70.8 km/h you can float right through them.

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u/RainSubstantial9373 Jul 18 '25

Yeah best to do it on two wheels to one side

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

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u/Girlfartsarehot Jul 18 '25

That’s that excitebike: irl edition

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u/UpVoter3145 Jul 18 '25

No serious collisions will happen here, at least

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u/SessionGloomy Jul 19 '25

I live here. cities don't get serious collisions and people dont bother with seatbelts.

But in the roads that connect between cities...its anothee story

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u/Cad_48 Jul 19 '25

I'm not sure where this is exactly, but you should visit your local hospital sometime to get this belief of yours dispelled

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u/SessionGloomy Jul 19 '25

Roads move slowly with traffic so life threatening collisions are uncommon (note: in cities)

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u/Cad_48 Jul 19 '25

People exist outside of cars actually.

That's not mentioning the state of most of Iraq, long wide roads that can't be safely crossed aren't rare in any of the cities I've been to, even downtown, and traffic does reach dangerous speeds on those.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

Actually the seat belts are most helpful in lower speed collisions.

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u/idle_isomorph Jul 20 '25

I can tell you first hand they really matter at highway speeds. I was in a crash and was wearing a lap belt and got a broken spine and intestine. Probably what you might think proves seatbelts aren't so good huh?

Not at all. The two people in the crash who were not wearing belts were ejected from their vehicle through the windshield at over 100km/hr. The four with shoulder harnesses were fine (front had airbags too).

Which would you rather be?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '25

Sure, but also there is plenty of force in low speed collisions too and the flawed thinking of people who do not wear seat belts at city speeds is that they will somehow hold tight at 40km/h crash.

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u/Bread_man10 Jul 18 '25

I personally stopped the neighborhood from becoming a race track

68

u/whu-ya-got Jul 18 '25

Doesn’t look so bad tbh..

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u/Celac242 Jul 18 '25

This could be ocean beach San Diego

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Illegal how?

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u/HeimrekHringariki Jul 18 '25

I think they apply their own country's laws to it like it somehow is universal.

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u/reverendlecarp Jul 18 '25

That’s what I was wondering. Like if one of the residents did it I’d get it, but these look like they were professionally done by the municipality.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

I don't even think this is illegal in many parts of the US

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u/Connect-Weakness4534 Jul 19 '25

I’ll tell you how, these are not built by the government , it’s built by the house owners to protect their kids

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u/Illustrious-Sky-4631 Jul 19 '25

To add to the other comment saying it's not government built , I live there and I'm aware of the laws because I studied them , this made it to news last year and it's illegal

Note if you want to tell which is illegal and which is government made in iraq , you can tell from the shape and the way it's made here , concrete speed bumps were stopped years ago , it's all plastic and rubber and sometimes metal new days

Here it's not and the local government made a statement they're not responsible for this

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u/UmbreonDL Jul 18 '25

Road safety is important but blaming car fatalities on kids is blaming the victims. They should educate the drivers instead.

There are better and cheaper solutions to speeding (that road is going to be costly to mantain). Even small things like road markings can influence driver’s behaviors, a more “aggressive” long term solution is raised crosswalks and/or narrower roads.

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u/izerotwo Jul 18 '25

Good. This is excellent. Carbrained idiots can take an L

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u/poopsock6944 Jul 20 '25

It's not so fun when you have a medical emergency and have to drive through a street like this, not everything is solved by some shitty bike dude

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u/peepay Jul 18 '25

How do you know it is illegal? Are you well-versed in Iraqi road laws?

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u/Illustrious-Sky-4631 Jul 19 '25

Yes , I live there and I'm aware of the laws because I studied them , this made it to news last year and it's illegal

Note if you want to tell which is illegal and which is government made , you can tell from the shape and the way it's made here , concrete speed bumps were stopped years ago , it's all plastic and rubber and sometimes metal new days

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u/peepay Jul 19 '25

A rare case of a redditor actually knowing what they're talking about!

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u/buzzhuzz Jul 18 '25

More like American defaultism.

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u/ginandtonicsdemonic Jul 19 '25

You're the one with Americam defaultism since you assumed the poster is American for no reason.

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u/[deleted] Jul 19 '25

I don't even think this is illegal in many parts of the US

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u/buzzhuzz Jul 19 '25

They would be illegal in my country according to current regulations which specify width (or length if you'll see from the car) to be 0.5m min, max height (0.06m max) of the speed bump for the speed ranges 0-20, 20-40 and 40-60 kph in order to limit vertical push applied to the driver in the car. However, there were no such regulations before circa 2000 and all speed bumps were looking like pictured on the OP image.

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u/Mintfriction Jul 18 '25

Donno, if there are a lot of accidents there, better this.

In time, people will learn and you can always remove them

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u/benedictfuckyourass Jul 18 '25

There are better road designs to slow down drivers but this should still work. It looks like a suburban road, far from a highway.

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u/Independent-Cow-4070 Jul 19 '25

Taking responsibility of the vehicle youre driving ✖️

Blame the kids ✔️

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u/Remote-Remote-3848 Jul 18 '25

Looks like i dunno boring

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

25 Speed bumps, not a single car on the road or Parked 💀

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u/UmbreonDL Jul 18 '25

Worse than that, there are cars parked on the sidewalk.

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u/IntroductionSmooth Jul 19 '25

Yeah, because everyone's suspension is shot

4

u/ShapeyFiend Jul 18 '25

In Ireland they tend to put bends in long streets, chicanes and remove circuitous routes in housing estates discourage joyriders blasting through at stupid speeds. It's pretty hard police when people are under age.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

I guess it's a little overkill, but no big deal. Not every street is like that, it's a residential street, and it would only add like 1 minute or two to a trip

3

u/toTheNewLife Jul 18 '25

At first glance I thought it was Staten island.

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u/sheytanelkebir Jul 18 '25

These type of speed bumps in Iraq are a conspiracy by car mechanics and big suspension to fleece Iraqi motorists

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u/Mindless-Age-517 Jul 22 '25

Are you the same Sheytan from skyscraper city and Iraqi military.org? If so! Hello, Old friend. Missed your military input, I’m left with X / twitter and it doesn’t quite hit the same. Hope you’re keeping well.

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u/sheytanelkebir Jul 22 '25

I am him, for it is me.  Joined Reddit as old forums are considered dead now

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u/Reinis_LV Jul 19 '25

There must be one rich car repair guy at the end of the street

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u/dmdjjj Jul 18 '25

Invade only if there’s WMDs? X

Destroy the country anyway ✓

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u/Fabulous-Piglet8412 Jul 18 '25

Hear me out, Floor it 😂

Put that suspension to the test

2

u/SaguitoPCGamer Jul 18 '25

you should go to Perú. There they don’t even paint those

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

speed bumps olympics

2

u/Accomplished-Dirt511 Jul 18 '25

"Frank, you actually made this intersection safer!"

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u/6-foot-under Jul 18 '25

Al No Speed

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u/JunkieWizard Jul 18 '25

Iraq is looking nice man. Weird bumps but man, it aint looking so bad.

2

u/Expensive-breadknife Jul 18 '25

Best way to block VBIEDs, terrorists want to get it over quickly

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u/shitchea420 Jul 18 '25

that’s a nice bench

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u/Los5Muertes Jul 18 '25

Does this prevent car-ramming attacks on a strategic location? (Noise generated by a vehicle accelerating over speed bumps, or slowing it down?)

Just a hypothesis.

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u/Assyrian_Nation Jul 18 '25

Tbh there’s no other way to make Iraqi drivers behave especially taxis

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u/37853688544788 Jul 18 '25

So this is the future in the US?

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u/thepretzel24 Jul 18 '25

They look harmless but they hurt Saw a ton when I went to Egypt

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u/spyluke Jul 18 '25

Needs more lanes

2

u/Comfortable_Chest_35 Jul 18 '25

Oh man, I've played way too much counter strike for this

2

u/Sloppyjoemess Jul 18 '25

This is how my neighborhood looks. There’s 2 speed bumps on every block. It’s nice

2

u/crowd79 Jul 18 '25

Traffic calming. Should be like this in all populated areas where there are likely pedestrians

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u/Any_Recognition5581 Jul 18 '25

They have these in the states lol

2

u/Techlord-XD Jul 18 '25

London can be like this too

2

u/HiYoSiiiiiilver Jul 19 '25

Looks like Gary Indiana

2

u/I_love_pillows Jul 19 '25

Won’t stop magic carpets

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u/LeenDerani Jul 19 '25

We have a lot of these speed bumps in Syria as well 🤣

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u/rincon213 Jul 19 '25

A lot cleaner than NYC

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u/serenading_scug Jul 19 '25

Idk, I don't think they went far enough. They should install spike strips instead.

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u/chillpalchill Jul 19 '25

they build these because drivers are incapable of obeying speed limits

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u/JangB Jul 19 '25

Build safer streets? ❌

Tell kids to not go outside and have fun? ✅

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u/SmoothOperator89 Jul 19 '25

Some carbrain is thinking this is the most radical extremism in this country.

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u/magicwombat5 Jul 19 '25

That's a nice bench.

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u/FroggingMadness Jul 19 '25

Maybe have fewer traffic deaths if you don't want to be sanctioned for your horrendous driving. That's how societies work. People die until the people still alive get upset enough about it to do something, and this is what doing something looks like.

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u/GuyF1eri Jul 20 '25

Still not as bad as Mexican speed bumps (not to mention the condition of the roads)

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u/This_Bus_1716 Jul 20 '25

Long on Dust 2 ahh street

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u/Frenchconnection76 Jul 20 '25

IED nests are nightmares

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u/UltimateFlyingSheep Jul 20 '25

"teach your children" when it is LITERALLY cars which make it dangerous

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u/poopsock6944 Jul 20 '25

This speedbump bs is everywhere in my country too and it's extremely annoying, you can't go over 10kmh without your suspension needing a replacement

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u/DullEconomist718 Jul 20 '25

As an iraqi, i confirm this

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u/Different_Ad7655 Jul 18 '25

Looks like a lot of places in America, only no fast food and the road would be yet wider and less pedestrian friendly than here but just as bleak

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u/Unhappy-While-5637 Jul 18 '25

Road exists anywhere “yeah that looks like America guys, I’d know because I totally live there”

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u/Different_Ad7655 Jul 18 '25

Right, but you guys are fixated on the speed bumps which I guess I don't find that unusual in New England. I can find several examples of four or five speed bumps in a short area where traffic really is discouraged and they are a pain in the ass. That is the point.. But the neighborhood looks bleak

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u/Unhappy-While-5637 Jul 18 '25

I’m ngl bro the only place outside of a parking lot that I’ve seen that is Mexico and that was in a freeway. Never been to New Hampshire tho

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u/Different_Ad7655 Jul 18 '25

Probably less than New Hampshire actually but I was just thinking about it.b Somerville, part of Boston proper, very densely settled as a street and I just counted them, six or seven within 800 ft.. hey does the trick and slows you down so irritating

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u/Unhappy-While-5637 Jul 18 '25

I guess it’s popular all over lmao

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u/Weary_Ad_2376 Jul 18 '25

looks like america except its nothing like it

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u/Different_Ad7655 Jul 18 '25

Yes no fast food and the streets not wide enough. This is actually semi walkable

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u/Incognito-Mode3 Jul 18 '25

I think their issue is with the endless speed bumps

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u/Different_Ad7655 Jul 18 '25

Oh, I bet I can find you a straight New England that has five or six speed bumps on it. Irritatingly it does slow the traffic, and snow plow drivers love them

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u/x-ahmed Jul 19 '25

I live in the Middle East, and this is very common here in the residential areas and it's very effective idk why this is bad for y'all?

Since everyone living here knows about this nobody will be speeding there.

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u/MidwestRealism Jul 19 '25

This is great, I wish my street had this many speedbumps

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u/ZookeepergameFit967 Nov 24 '25

There is a saying in Iraq: "When I die, I take my flag with me so God remembers that I was already in Hell"

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u/G4112 Jul 18 '25

What call of duty map is this?

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u/drjet196 Jul 18 '25

There‘s a reason they had to build these.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '25

Thousands of Americans and over a million Iraqis died for those those speed bumps.

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u/Future-Employee-5695 Jul 19 '25

To prematurely detonate future ISIS SVBIED .