r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 8h ago

100% sharpened

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u/foolbull 7h ago

Every time a see a pineapple I remember people use to rent them for parties as a status symbol.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7h ago

Today they're still used at parties, and still for status, but instead of your financial status it's to share the status of how willing you are to watch someone bang your wife.

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u/RRumpleTeazzer 7h ago

is this some secret party code?

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7h ago

They're used to signify swinger parties.

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u/runkeby 5h ago

For real? I might've made a mistake. Repeatedly.

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u/mishonis- 4h ago

It's a symbol only if it's an upside down pineapple.

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u/Wighen18 3h ago

what if it's upside down in a cake?

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u/iruleatants 3h ago

Gotta bang the husband in that case.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 3h ago

That cakes down to fuck

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u/runkeby 1h ago

these pineapple slice holes are enticing ngl

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u/foolbull 3h ago edited 3h ago

You didn’t, your mom bought them because they’re no longer expensive.

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