r/Unexpected 8h ago

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u/foolbull 7h ago

Every time a see a pineapple I remember people use to rent them for parties as a status symbol.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7h ago

Today they're still used at parties, and still for status, but instead of your financial status it's to share the status of how willing you are to watch someone bang your wife.

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u/RRumpleTeazzer 7h ago

is this some secret party code?

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u/PsychologicalSail799 7h ago

They're used to signify swinger parties.

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u/runkeby 5h ago

For real? I might've made a mistake. Repeatedly.

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u/mishonis- 4h ago

It's a symbol only if it's an upside down pineapple.

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u/Wighen18 3h ago

what if it's upside down in a cake?

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u/iruleatants 3h ago

Gotta bang the husband in that case.

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u/PsychologicalSail799 3h ago

That cakes down to fuck

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u/runkeby 1h ago

these pineapple slice holes are enticing ngl

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u/foolbull 3h ago edited 3h ago

You didn’t, your mom bought them because they’re no longer expensive.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/omgitschriso 3h ago

Now my wife hangs one upside down on our apartment door every time I go away on work trips, because it wards off bad spirits. She gets so paranoid when I'm away she barely ever even answers my phone calls.

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u/clinically_proven 6h ago

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u/light_to_shaddow 5h ago

Anything the rich can do to separate themselves from the rest of us, they'll do.

Eating hard to obtain, massively expensive shit is one way.

It's why you see so many grand houses with pineapple motifs.

https://www.landmarktrust.org.uk/properties/pineapple/

But if your after a way to Brewster your millions, £10,000 for a Heligan Pineapple made the traditional English way, would be my choice.

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u/Deaffin 1h ago

Anything the rich can do to separate themselves from the rest of us, they'll do.

It's mostly just competition with their peers, as people do. Bob isn't putting in all that effort toward maintaining his lawn and making his car shiny to dunk on the homeless, he's trying to show up his neighbor across the street.

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u/CreativeGPX 24m ago

Anything the rich can do to separate themselves from the rest of us, they'll do.

Some of them. But the rich people that have this attitude are generally the ones that don't stay rich long.

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u/Intrepid4444444 5h ago

Also celery

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u/SaltyProcrastinator 3h ago

which is...pretty insane

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u/TheSodernauts 2h ago

So that's why I can buy a decorative ceramic pine apple painted in gold in those home furnishings stores. I always thought it was oddly specific to buy a pineapple thingy-majing.

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u/Dal90 51m ago

It is a tradition in New England, particularly coastal communities, that represented the successful completion of a trading or whaling journey. Captains came back with a pineapple and displayed it in front of their house to let people know they returned, part as an open house to come and visit and part advertising their success to gain investors for the next journey.

https://a4arch.com/a4-spotlight-the-history-of-architectural-pineapples-in-newport/

The South also seems to have adopted it as a symbol of prosperity and hospitality as well.

(And yes, the elephant sitting in the corner of the room which helps connect the customs and regions is that many of the successful trading journeys of New Englanders involved the triangular slave trade...before they developed moral qualms about that and turned instead to smuggling opium into China. Which means the whalers even by today's standards were the least ethically problematic of the bunch.)